Something we surely already know
But now I want to find other images in a similar vein.
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Ministry of the Bl**ding Obvious
It is now recognised that we live in a nanny state with beaurocrats controlling all aspects of our lives. Whitehall send messages and advice to us all the time. Much of this is really really obvious stuff. So in this spirit I have set up the Ministry of stating the bleeding obvious.
Is there any advice you would like to give people:
1. Accidents often happen in the dark. If your home is dark try turning the light on.
2. Dehydration is a serious problem. If you feel thirsty try having a drink. Water a keep alternative to dehydration.
Is there any advice you would like to give people:
1. Accidents often happen in the dark. If your home is dark try turning the light on.
2. Dehydration is a serious problem. If you feel thirsty try having a drink. Water a keep alternative to dehydration.
Sex God
This should be on Keeno's thread! 
Sex God
OOoooooo it moved! 
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
OOoooooo it moved!
Keep up!! :bounce:
Quote by Tiger_lily
I saw an article once with daft warning signs and the two I remember still are:
1) Warning do not iron clothes whilst wearing (on an iron)
2) May contain nuts ( on a packet of peanuts)
Hmmmmm :shock:
lol tilly, i remember the article myself, was quite funny, but it jus goes to show peeps must of claimed to these companies for them to need to put the warnings on the packet so have actually done these things
Quote by Tiger_lily
I saw an article once with daft warning signs and the two I remember still are:
1) Warning do not iron clothes whilst wearing (on an iron)
2) May contain nuts ( on a packet of peanuts)
Hmmmmm :shock:
Did you notice number 1 before or after you'd finished ironing what you were wearing?
Quote by Tiger_lily
I saw an article once with daft warning signs and the two I remember still are:
1) Warning do not iron clothes whilst wearing (on an iron)
2) May contain nuts ( on a packet of peanuts)
Hmmmmm :shock:
Did you notice number 1 before or after you'd finished ironing what you were wearing?
Sex God
on macdonalds cups for their coffee ....... caution contents may be hot ..... and yes this is a result of somone scalding themselfs because they did not realise that coffee was hot (well why would they their food is not normaly)
Sex God
Kids cough medicine:- caution do not drive or use machinery, may cause drowsiness
Sex God
And isn't this the right place to mention (again) the
label on a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
label on a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
as part of his job laff sells ladders
and having visited him at work I can confirm a sign that had been stuck to the top of a ladder (imported from america - where else???)
the sign said simply -
STOP
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Does make me wonder tho - the sort of person that's gonna keep on climbing once the ladders run out - would they be able to read the word "STOP", let alone understand it??
:? :? :?How can one country be both a super power and a Laughing Stock :? :? :?
found this on the net
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". :shock:
On a Packet of raisins: "Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal" :wanker:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But my favourite one
On a pushchair: "Remove child before folding". :doh:
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". :shock:
On a Packet of raisins: "Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal" :wanker:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: But my favourite one
On a pushchair: "Remove child before folding". :doh:
