Who says you can't meet beautiful women with the sexual appetite of a rhinocerous on here?
Just look at the response I (genuinely) got to one of my recent ad replies:
"hi i've got some good news me and my friend katie
want to have a ffm 3some on the 29th in a hotel but as
your the guy getting all the attention we want you to
pay for the room £79 but i want you to send it to my
account so we know that your not wasting our time also
i have a friend who works at the hotel and he will get
me a good deal on a room we have had fun with him
before and will again soon, if this is ok i will send
you my account details and we will have some really
dirty sex, i know katie loves to get fucked in the ass
and so do i, i also love to rub my dripping wet cunt
all over your face xxx chat soon X+X"
Whats not to like? FFM! Anal! A cheap hotel room! Also, you should see their pics, they are gorgeous (so much so that some would think they are cut and paste porno shots).
Wow, all my prayers answered at once. Needless to say I pumped their dirty bank accounts full of my throbbing love-money just as soon as I could.
Or not...
I actually pinged back a tongue in cheek request for them to prove that they were also genuine, and after two or three emails back and forth along these lines I got one complaining that I was asking for too much, and that I had blown my chance.
My loss I guess.
Anyone else had a better one?
Cheers
Cock of the North
PS I'm still treating this as an actual 'response' to get my batting average of 'replies to responses' up.
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Who says you can't meet beautiful women with the sexual appetite of a rhinocerous on here?
you can - just some of us don't swing now
seriously though you did the right thing
Reported to Mods now as per the recommendations on here.
Of course I would feel like more of a smarty-pants for spotting the scam if I hadn't previously responded to 14 of them, draining my bank account, and leading to personal bankruptcy.
Ah well, you live and learn.
Lil Bunny - I'm too late? Glad to see my timing is as bad as ever
Pololady - I never received one of those PMs! Just think, I could have been sexually sated and you could have been richer. Everyone would have been a winner.
Vix - I am sure it was actually a bloke. Surely a member of the fairer sex would never be so devious and manipulative?
Cheers
Cock of the North
Of course I would feel like more of a smarty-pants for spotting the scam if I hadn't previously responded to 14 of them, draining my bank account, and leading to personal bankruptcy.
Ah well, you live and learn.
Lil Bunny - I'm too late? Glad to see my timing is as bad as ever
Pololady - I never received one of those PMs! Just think, I could have been sexually sated and you could have been richer. Everyone would have been a winner.
Vix - I am sure it was actually a bloke. Surely a member of the fairer sex would never be so devious and manipulative?
Cheers
Cock of the North
Sex God
Nope, we couldn't ever be devious or manipulative 
Bev
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Bev
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Sex God
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Lil Bunny - I'm too late? Glad to see my timing is as bad as ever
Yep unfortunately I am now following other activities and don't swing through personal choice.
Can't leave this site entirely cos of the lovely people here and the social events
