Whilst out and about today I thought I had discovered a new swinging venue.
Unfortunately this place turned out to be rather disappointing….
I thought it was too good to be true. I had noticed ‘pool’ on the list of amenities – so towel under arm, with the thought of getting naked and having some afternoon frolics, I headed in.
It looked promising at first. A few couples, a few single fems and a range of single guys – all hanging around in the bar area.
I couldn’t see any signs for the changing area so I asked one of the bar staff how I could get to the wet area. He replied “We don’t have a wet area, but there is a nasty damp patch on the ceiling in the kitchenâ€. I stared at him blankly. “It’s the flat roof on the extension that does it – leaks every year†he added.
On returning to my car it did cross my mind to call Trading Standards regarding the misleading name – but eventually thought it better to just warn you lot instead.
In order to save SH members any unnecessary embarrassment, it may be useful to use this thread to warn others of any misleading place names you come across.
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Misleading Place Names
Oh PoloLady :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
There are people out there, deliberately conning people, misleading them into thinking they're visiting places where they want to be
Only last year I was conned in much the same way :x After seeing it advertised on the net, I set off, full of excitement and anticipation, took me packed lunch, a flask of tea, some magical crystals in me pocket, plus extra money for souvenirs etc. Off I went, to be shown and guided around one of the most mystical places in Britain :bounce:
Got there - and there I stood at the bottom of the hill, and waited :happy:
And waited
And waited
Noone turned up!! I never did get my Glastonbury Tour :x :x :x :x
There are people out there, deliberately conning people, misleading them into thinking they're visiting places where they want to be
Only last year I was conned in much the same way :x After seeing it advertised on the net, I set off, full of excitement and anticipation, took me packed lunch, a flask of tea, some magical crystals in me pocket, plus extra money for souvenirs etc. Off I went, to be shown and guided around one of the most mystical places in Britain :bounce:
Got there - and there I stood at the bottom of the hill, and waited :happy:
And waited
And waited
Noone turned up!! I never did get my Glastonbury Tour :x :x :x :x
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But is it work the journey?
Dunno but I'd like to go see Sassy's
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Quote by PoloLady
Whilst out and about today I thought I had discovered a new swinging venue.
Unfortunately this place turned out to be rather disappointing….
I thought it was too good to be true. I had noticed ‘pool’ on the list of amenities – so towel under arm, with the thought of getting naked and having some afternoon frolics, I headed in.
It looked promising at first. A few couples, a few single fems and a range of single guys – all hanging around in the bar area.
I couldn’t see any signs for the changing area so I asked one of the bar staff how I could get to the wet area. He replied “We don’t have a wet area, but there is a nasty damp patch on the ceiling in the kitchenâ€. I stared at him blankly. “It’s the flat roof on the extension that does it – leaks every year†he added.
On returning to my car it did cross my mind to call Trading Standards regarding the misleading name – but eventually thought it better to just warn you lot instead.
In order to save SH members any unnecessary embarrassment, it may be useful to use this thread to warn others of any misleading place names you come across.
i can totally undestand your dissapointment!
what they need to do is put a warning outside the venue to let you know it is not what you are expecting.
something like,..............
It's not the same really but still funny! I live in Bedfordshire and no too far from me are places called Ugly and Nasty. Last year the local papers had a field day sporting such headlines as "Nasty Man Marries Ugly Woman" etc. :lol
Also I used to live near a place called 'Shingay-cum-Wendy' I never did find out who Wendy was!:
Also I used to live near a place called 'Shingay-cum-Wendy' I never did find out who Wendy was!:
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Well I want to move to a place called Lickey End near Bromsgrove. Just our sort of place!
