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Unknown User
But can you fix it? lol
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Who would be a mismatch for me?
Everyone who is ever in my homepage "members who may interest you" I think. lol

Well going by your user name I'll give you a geograghical Mismatch with....
DevonDelight (that's the furthest south I can think of) biggrin
Sounds fine to me HLB. :lol:
I think I'm getting the hang of this.... how about Happy Catsand Dirty Doggers?
Unknown User
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
But can you fix it? lol

If only I could but that's someone elses job
Sarah'll Fix It :lol:
Hehe and I meant Bob the Builder not Sir Jimmy Saville! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sarah
Sex God
Miss HLB
Report to Jag's office NOW please lol :lol: :lol:
I have been busy all day, it seems you have had the day off for what ever reason :twisted:
My fix it badges has gone :cry: :cry: anyone got a copy, please pm it to me
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Miss HLB
Report to Jag's office NOW please lol :lol: :lol:
I have been busy all day, it seems you have had the day off for what ever reason :twisted:
My fix it badges has gone :cry: :cry: anyone got a copy, please pm it to me

I've already been to Jag's office and received a smackbottom
As for your badges I couldn't believe it when I saw they'd all disappeared :shock:
Have you reported this to the Sarge?
Unknown User
Here ya girls

wink
Unknown User
In fact - that's a little too small rolleyes
(story of my life redface )
Try this one
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
In fact - that's a little too small rolleyes
(story of my life redface )
Try this one

Dambuster
Thank you, but the last one said Sarah on it, then I can offer them out again (where's Marms when you want him)
xxxx
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
In fact - that's a little too small rolleyes
(story of my life redface )
Try this one

Dambuster
Thank you, but the last one said Sarah on it, then I can offer them out again (where's Marms when you want him)
xxxx
Edited just for you x

Shaz x
Unknown User
WATERnymph and DeeCee................. shocking.......
he he he he
Unknown User
WATERnymph and DeeCee................. shocking.......
he he he he
Unknown User
Quote by poshkate
But i can imagine her in a pair of green wellies (just green wellies) sillyhwoar: :rascal:

well i don't have any green wellies.......but i do have a rather fetching pair of rigger boots (and hard hat to match) confused
But do you have the red checked shirt and jogging pants to match ?
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
But i can imagine her in a pair of green wellies (just green wellies) sillyhwoar: :rascal:

well i don't have any green wellies.......but i do have a rather fetching pair of rigger boots (and hard hat to match) confused
But do you have the red checked shirt and jogging pants to complete the butch tipper driver's outfit ?
nope.........but i do have a rather sexy hi vis coat.......
actually its quite handy when i'm driving home as everyone thinks its the busys and gets out of my way! biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by poshkate
But i can imagine her in a pair of green wellies (just green wellies) sillyhwoar: :rascal:

well i don't have any green wellies.......but i do have a rather fetching pair of rigger boots (and hard hat to match) confused
But do you have the red checked shirt and jogging pants to complete the butch tipper driver's outfit ?
nope.........but i do have a rather sexy hi vis coat.......

Hmmmmmm ........... my favourite photographer is asleep, otherwise I'd think about a photo challenge :grin:
And she'll kick my arse tomorrow for hijacking her thread bolt
So ........................
Mismatch -
Poshkate
and
Tramper
(thinking of her log in and "his" personality)
poshkate
Sex God
no no no......i've already been mis matched once......u can't do it again!
Unknown User
Quote by poshkate
no no no......i've already been mis matched once......u can't do it again!

rolleyes
Don't say you're a "once - a - night" girl ????????
Listen = forget that dumbaster glass-backed old fart. Come check me out :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony

Thank you xxx
Right who can I fix, what for first??
cool
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Right who can I fix, what for first??
cool

So many choices but too little courage to ask lol :lol:
Unknown User
Sarah,
Please can you fix it for us to meet a real person and not just get Timewasters... :twisted:
Edit: Nope! Sorry, I forget - Surely the 'fix' has to be actually possible... lol
mr__powers1
Sex God
This is a Miss Match i'd love to see
Jags........
and
De Sade!! bolt
Unknown User
how about Angel_Chatnw and talkdirty69
chesty
xxx
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Mal
i'll take suggestions biggrin
Dark & ............... ??

...............................Fire? lol
Have I got the hang of this game yet?
Mal
wink
Oh, I got all exited then redface
Unknown User
I'm off before you find some poor unfortunate bastard for me! bolt
H__x
Sex God
Take a look on your home page, I can gaurantee you'll be miss matched with all 5 of the 'members who may interest you'
H.x
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm off before you find some poor unfortunate bastard for me! bolt

<<<< eagerly volenters :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by sheddy
I'm off before you find some poor unfortunate bastard for me! bolt

<<<< eagerly volenters :rascal:
:thumbup: kiss
Unknown User
Quote by H-x
Take a look on your home page, I can gaurantee you'll be miss matched with all 5 of the 'members who may interest you'
H.x

ive met all of the ones on the list at either socials or munchs.....put it this way the comp that matches these are way off the mark
c_b
xxx
farmersboy
Sexpert
Quote by poshkate
But i can imagine her in a pair of green wellies (just green wellies) sillyhwoar: :rascal:

well i don't have any green wellies.......but i do have a rather fetching pair of rigger boots (and hard hat to match) confused
well i've just tryed colouring in the green wellies and hard hat on posh kates avatar biggrin
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx

Who do you think we should Miss Match with Martin_M? :giggle:

Dawn_Mids :shock: :twisted:
bolt
Minx x x
I don't think most people reallise how funny that is :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: