MISSCHIEF AND DEBBIEWEBS.....................newbie men!!!!!

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
:
we are waiting! :bounce:

1] 30"
2]big enuff to fill a pram wink

:wink:
3]nope.....au natural
4] after enuff faling down water I will dance to anything
5] most certainly
6] most certainly :wink: :wink

21 Oct 2004

Steve!!!!!!!............. You naughty boy!!!! smackbottom

I know you are only doing it for the chip butties.... rotflmao

21 Oct 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Steve!!!!!!!............. You naughty boy!!!!
I know you are only doing it for the chip butties....

Indeed

If I take the piss uot of teh spleillg tehn I get a smakced bum as wlee
wink

21 Oct 2004

So......... The cunning plan as I see it is.....
You get frisked by the lovely MISSCHIEF and Debbiewebs..... A smacked bottom for taking the piss out of Debs spelling and then you get talked into going over to the boys side for the chip butties and beer!!.....
You cant loose babe

:rotflmao:

21 Oct 2004

Thats about the size of it...
You oughta know by now I rarely back a loser wink

21 Oct 2004

:giggle: :giggle:

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
:
we are waiting! :bounce:

Well... Seeing as it's apparently become obligatory...
1. I don't have an inside leg... I've two outside... OK OK I know... 32"
2. redface

er, Standing to attention i'm told it's just a fraction over 6" but that's on a warm day with the sun shining on it.
3. Trimmed with clippers... which annoys my Hairdresser flatmate a great deal as it's her trimmers I use!
4. Almost as much as the Macarena... draw your own conclusions smile

5. Yes, It's in a red box with a glass front and it says 'In case of Emergencies (or catching sight of yourself naked in a mirror) break wind, er, glass'
6. Yes I do, in fact I lived with one for quite a few years as a small child and into my teens.
7. Spelling is like sex... er, you know what you want to happen but you just can't manage to get everything in the right order without a dictionary... or summink...
8. Lined up, stiff as a board awaiting your inspection (do i need to cough for this part?)

22 Oct 2004

Quote by DaHamsta
1. I don't have an inside leg... I've two outside... OK OK I know... 32"
2. er, Standing to attention i'm told it's just a fraction over 6" but that's on a warm day with the sun shining on it.
3. Trimmed with clippers... which annoys my Hairdresser flatmate a great deal as it's her trimmers I use!
4. Almost as much as the Macarena... draw your own conclusions
5. Yes, It's in a red box with a glass front and it says 'In case of Emergencies (or catching sight of yourself naked in a mirror) break wind, er, glass'
6. Yes I do, in fact I lived with one for quite a few years as a small child and into my teens.
7. Spelling is like sex... er, you know what you want to happen but you just can't manage to get everything in the right order without a dictionary... or summink...
8. Lined up, stiff as a board awaiting your inspection (do i need to cough for this part?)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hold on with the coughing thing! I gotta stop laughing first!
Bluddy brilliant! I look forward to your Macarena :rotflmao:

22 Oct 2004

1....... need your inside leg measurments
30" ish
2.......how big is it??
Enough to make you choke
3......are you shaved?
Trimmed top, shaved below
4......do like doing the can can?
Can't say I've tried for a long time.. Interesting thought
5......have you a sence of humor?
A rather warped one yes
6.....do you like older women?
Prefer older women.. they are more fun (and usually more dirty)
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
Ive spoken proper england since I was a children
8 so cum... ...................on you newbies line up!
/stands in a line
Now dont all cum at once!. ................ooo go on then!
splort!!

22 Oct 2004

Inside leg..........sat in my office and I'm not going to get my tape out but i'm 6'3 and athletic.
Ok I did it...........about 33"
6" uncut
Shaved balls
Does that get me entry ??

22 Oct 2004

Quote by DaHamsta
6. Yes I do, in fact I lived with one for quite a few years as a small child and into my teens.

Blimey you started early. :shock: :shock:
What did your Mum have to say about it? Wasn't it crowded in your house? :silly: :silly:

22 Oct 2004

Quote by HungryP
6. Yes I do, in fact I lived with one for quite a few years as a small child and into my teens.

Blimey you started early. :shock: :shock:
What did your Mum have to say about it? Wasn't it crowded in your house? :silly: :silly:
Yes it was a crowded house, but everywhere I go I always take the weather with me...
:karaoke:

22 Oct 2004

Was there a small boat made of china going no where on the mantlepiece confused

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Inside leg
more a silly mid off ok 32
how big is it
about 15 foot . its better than my old mondeo as well
are you shaved
yes although I nicked my chin this morning so ive got a silly bit of paper on it
can can
more a glass man myself. exept for coffee have to have that in a mug
sense of humour
no . no bloody way rolleyes

do you like older women
yes my gran makes the best cakes in the world ever
spelling
oh bugger just realized you only want newbies
Ill fetch me coat tm warwick
8 void Im an oldbie

22 Oct 2004

The other Warwick is quite new though - and doesn't post much so he might qualify :shock:

22 Oct 2004

Quote by celticq
The other Warwick is quite new though - and doesn't post much so he might qualify :shock:

Celticq....................... about time you joined us women!............now how about you rummberling up some Haggist for us girls for din dins! :bounce:
Warwick!............Anouther one hey trying it on! smackbottom

22 Oct 2004

I'd love to voluteer - bluddy freezing up here (I am sat in office with my coat on) - my hands are like lumps of ice I could do with some newbies to warm them up on

22 Oct 2004

Quote by celticq
I'd love to voluteer - bluddy freezing up here (I am sat in office with my coat on) - my hands are like lumps of ice I could do with some newbies to warm them up on

WEEE HEEEE Girls!................we have another member!. :bounce:
:welcome: Celticq!..to Posh and spices Newbie men inpection team! :thumbup:
Now lets get some din dins!......we will need all are strenth tonight girls! :thrilled:

22 Oct 2004

Contrary to popular belief - and fully in accordance with the SHU members' handbook, sect 47, para 9 (a) - I am very much still on the picket line!! :small-print: evil

Frankly, it's fLuckin' cold out here. confused

The brazier's almost gone out (Brumlad - did you forget to put more wood in last night?!), the rain is now seeping down inside the collar of me donkey jacket and the paint on all the plackards has started to run. Even the Sarge's "intelligence unit" (FFS...!!) has started to leak - and it STINKS of wet, sweaty unwashed pickets rolleyes

We're just trying to stand up for our rights! Why is that such a bad thing?! sad

Look, is there any chance we can take this into the GFZ and mull it over with a bottle of merlot?! (Actually, a hot water bottle would do...) neutral

22 Oct 2004

who said you could you could get outta bed gryphon
trying to round up the picket line again
look all newbie men stay with us girlies you know were much more fun :twisted:

22 Oct 2004

Oi!! Try to stop me, ya tart!! :P

22 Oct 2004

Oi Gryphon.....cut out all that girlie whinging shite about the weather and stand firm man. Whats a bit of a damp neck if compared to yer basic rights to be frisked along with the newbies!!!!

22 Oct 2004

Right chuck another log in the oil drum brothers its time to join you.
I tried getting in the back door so to speak but debbiewebbs was wise to my plan
who fancies a chip buttie and some luke warm tea then confused

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22 Oct 2004

Yes Mr j. Sorry, Mr j.
redface

22 Oct 2004

1/

from balls to foot
2/depends on if any thing worth getting excited is happening :thumbup:
3/sometimes it is sometimes it aint :violin:
4/like beer in cans :cheers:
5/ :doh: no
6/only up to pensionable age(get bit wrinckly by then) :borg:
7/all spelling mistakes in this reply are done to take the piss lol

8/again give me 5 mins hump

22 Oct 2004

oooooooooooooo BOYS!!>............Debbiewebs got somthing for ya!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

22 Oct 2004

Bugger its heineken and i only drink Stella lol

22 Oct 2004

Takes big breath....
First post, but fearing the onslaught...
32
<--- ?
no
never tried, should I ..?
yes
yes
fine
where do I stand ...?

22 Oct 2004

Quote by anda
Takes big breath....
First post, but fearing the onslaught...
32
<--- ?
no
never tried, should I ..?
yes
yes
fine
where do I stand ...?

Right get em off!........bend over!................now big cough!.............. mmmmmmmm yes you will do nicely!. :shock: ............................now quik under me jumper!.......before the oldie men get hold of ya! wink

:wink:

22 Oct 2004

lol!! On the wrong side of the picket line, that's where you stand!! lol

Follow Mike's example and get your arse over here!! We got luke-warm tea an' chip butties an' evrything!! :shock:
Don't fall for all that frisking bollox - it's just a ploy! They'll use you and then spit you out when you're not a newbie any more!! rolleyes

And don't think hiding under Debs' jumper will help you, either - we KNOW where you are!!
(and, OI!, Debs, less of the "OLD" please!! Thank you SO much!! mad

)

22 Oct 2004

Damn.. No reply to my first post on page 13 yet...
Gah!
Didnt I qualify.