MISSCHIEF AND DEBBIEWEBS.....................newbie men!!!!!

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
GIRLS WE HAVE A IMPOSTOR'S! :twisted: :twisted:

THIS IMPOSTORS NAME IS CALI STA!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Right then girls!.....what shell we do to her??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

ROFLMAO Debs ..... there's planty of members to go around ;)
But I'm definitely not averse to opening a new chapter inspecting the ladies ;)

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
GIRLS WE HAVE A IMPOSTOR'S! :twisted: :twisted:

THIS IMPOSTORS NAME IS CALI STA!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Right then girls!.....what shell we do to her??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

ROFLMAO Debs ..... there's planty of members to go around ;)
But I'm definitely not averse to opening a new chapter inspecting the ladies ;)
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I No I No!........ya Tart!... lol

:lol: ............................ Now dont side with the men!...OLDIES! :lol:
US BI women stand togather!.............any bi women or infact bi men...newbies!.
Stand for inpection!
Are you in with usCalater or out! dunno

22 Oct 2004

Ahh Calista is newly signed up to the SHUnion, and ours forever <Manic Laugh> Today the Noobs thread, tomorrow the world...

22 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Ahh Calista is newly signed up to the SHUnion, and ours forever <Manic Laugh> Today the Noobs thread, tomorrow the world...

NEVER :twisted: :twisted:
Come on girls!
We will we will rock you!
We will rock ya! :smile2: :bounce:

22 Oct 2004

Awww Debs .... I know exactly where you're coming from but there are so many existing members (oldies) on the site and some of them ... well .. ya know .. kinda get me steamy and i just can't pass up the chance to inspect some of them ... truely my life will be ncomplete without these inspections ...
and ... well it does kind of get them off your back (so to speak).

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon - in the GFZ
<< leaps valiantly out of the GFZ jacuzzi...
No!
No, no, no, no, NO!!!
FFS!!! This is now all sorted!
Calista has entered into a proper negotiated agreement with the SHU and has been duly appointed. Debs, you had the chance to do the same but you chose to force us into a legitimate dispute by giving preferential treatment to the noobs. I for one will not stand by and let this hard won peace fall apart!!
I shall stand shoulder to shoulder with TnH (if the little rat hasn't buggered off already!) and defend both our rights AND our beloved inspector. If you wanna play too, maybe Calista will accept you in the role of deputy assistant trainee official inspector and you can learn how it's done properly and in accordance with the agreed SHU guidelines and everything!! (None of this unofficial "hiding them up ya jumper" bollox, for a start!!) :twisted:
So THERE!! :P
(Gryphon suddenly realises that his impassioned oration can't disguise the fact that he's just leapt nekkid out of the jacuzzi and is (a) dripping wet, (b) getting cold and (c) still nekkid...!! :shock: ...sidles nonchalantly back into said jacuzzi...)

'Nuff said!!
lol

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Awww Debs .... I know exactly where you're coming from but there are so many existing members (oldies) on the site and some of them ... well .. ya know .. kinda get me steamy and i just can't pass up the chance to inspect some of them ... truely my life will be ncomplete without these inspections ...
and ... well it does kind of get them off your back (so to speak).

Never mind off me back!
I want them of the picket line!

OOOOOOOOOOOO boys!.Debs flatters her eye lashes!...... ...look what Debbiewebs got you!.......now come on dont be shy!

22 Oct 2004

ROFLMAO ....
Debs .... that is exactly why you aren't in charge of the beer in the GFZ!!!!

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
ROFLMAO ....
Debs .... that is exactly why you aren't in charge of the beer in the GFZ!!!!

NOW I NO CALISTA WHO LET THE NEWBIE ESCAPE

IT WAS YOU GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
GIRLS WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YA :twisted: :twisted:
Debbiwebs stomps! mad

:x :x :x

22 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
Oi Gryphon.....cut out all that girlie whinging shite about the weather and stand firm man. Whats a bit of a damp neck if compared to yer basic rights to be frisked along with the newbies!!!!

I can see ya hiding!.................. you dont fool me with ya knot :lol:

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs

Oooeeeer Warm shaken beer... ugh...

22 Oct 2004

right so you spotted me dids ya.....well I was just catching up on things and from what I can see, your group is in a right mess......
misschief is absent......Calista got her foot and other girlie bits in the oldies camp and the newbies are escaping from under your jumper.....something about a bit tight for space up there.
admit it debbiewebs.......your beat!!!!!
now we are a forgiving bunch so if you agree to check us all out now!! we will say no more about the whole sorry episode!!!

22 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
misschief is absent

Oi yer cheeky blighter!!! smackbottom

I'm just a bit forgetful that's all confused

Sorry Debs, me and the cat fell asleep in front of the fire :sleeping: first time it's gone on since last winter.

22 Oct 2004

Debs that has to be your best avatar yet

22 Oct 2004

Fell asleep...!
In front of the fire...!
with the cat....!
debbiewebs, are you recruiting down at the age concern hall now?

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
US BI women stand togather:

puff pant puff pant.... reporting for duty ma'am. Sorry I'm late!!!
Here now tho!!
:color: :color: :color:

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Rainbows

US BI women stand togather:

puff pant puff pant.... reporting for duty ma'am. Sorry I'm late!!!
Here now tho!!
:color: :color: :color:
Should we ask what your were doing to get so out of breath? rolleyes

22 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
Should we ask what your were doing to get so out of breath?

you can ask wink

.....

22 Oct 2004

lol OK then what or who were you doing? confused

:

22 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
lol OK then what or who were you doing? :

:lol: I WISH!!! Innocent evening I'm afraid :cry: :cry: (2morrow tho :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: )
( i know it would've been MUCH diff if you had been there Butters... redface

)
Panting cos I might just have smoked a bi too much, and I don't want to be late for duty.
Tho why I need to inspect male newbies - I'm not sure.........I'm supporting my bi fethren (that's female bethren :? :shock: )

22 Oct 2004

Sure we cant tempt you to join Calista, you can then be involved inspecting all the current members (how many thousand was that Mark??)...
Just report to the GFZ jacuzzi and pick up your official union sash

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Rainbows
( i know it would've been MUCH diff if you had been there Butters... )
Panting cos I might just have smoked a bi too much, and I don't want to be late for duty.
Tho why I need to inspect male newbies - I'm not sure.........I'm supporting my bi fethren (that's female bethren :shock: )

To true it would of been MUCH diff if I was there hun :twisted: :twisted:
We must all perform our duty when called to arms!

22 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
Fell asleep...!
In front of the fire...!
with the cat....!
debbiewebs, are you recruiting down at the age concern hall now?

Dave!!!!

again!!
You would bluddy fall asleep too if you had a fire like mine :smile2:
One of them cosy jobbies ....... the fake wood surround, darn site easier to clean than the real wood stuff. Has one of them plastic lumpy things, with the lumps painted black, and with a red lightbulb in the back which flickers or something. Looks just like real coal, but without the mess, just plug it in and you're away Tis great, makes the room all orange and snug cool

Right, back on with our mission ..........
:karaoke:
We shall not,
we shall not be moved

Hmmmm wrong song :undecided:
:karaoke:
Cum on Newbies,
Newbies cum on!

22 Oct 2004

hello my name is Eric I am a newbie ...havn't had time to get my avereater on yet but can I be inspected please

22 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
:karaoke:
Cum on Newbies,
Newbies cum on!

What are they to Cum on???

22 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
hello my name is Eric I am a newbie ...havn't had time to get my avereater on yet but can I be inspected please

Dave ... in the GFZ you don't need to pretend .... oldies and newbies alike can be inspected, just slip into the jacuzzi and we'll take it from there smile

22 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy

:karaoke:
Cum on Newbies,
Newbies cum on!

What are they to Cum on???
*Gasp* ohmygoodnessyounortyman *Gasp* :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: (just looked on Google and they didn't come up with anything on how to spell an actual Gasp rolleyes

)
<rubs eyes, still a bit muzzy from sleep>

Quote by davej
hello my name is Eric I am a newbie ...havn't had time to get my avereater on yet but can I be inspected please

Well hello there Eric cool

Please remove your shirt and let the frisking begin :happy:
OMG Eric!! *Gasp* whatthebluddyellisthat *Gasp* (really gonna have to get a proper 'Gasp' sorted out here :roll: ) No no no, there on your forearm :shock: the wording underneath off black/bottle green anchor Mrs Davej forever
Ooooh!!!!! Now that is sneaky!!!! :kick:

22 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
*Gasp*

Quick get Mischief some oxygen...

22 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Quick get Mischief some oxygen...

Wow, thanks TnH :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Does it vibrate controls cool

..... are ambulance men allowed to treat women with such things, to force em to take in oxygen?
Must say I love the idea, much better than a mask over your face 8-)

22 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
To true it would of been MUCH diff if I was there hun :twisted: :twisted:
We must all perform our duty when called to arms!

And so I stand and present my ---errr arms (?)....
Misschief - what's that ambulance man doing on your face?