MISSCHIEF AND DEBBIEWEBS.....................newbie men!!!!!

20 Oct 2004

Right lads, I've managed to set up a huge chain link fence barrier all around Miss and Debbie. We can all hold our picket lines and if they do decide to join us we can easily get searched, frisked and fondled against the fence, I'm thinking like sexy police women when they grab your bottocks.

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

1. can i pass?
2. twice as long as half of it
3. reet now, na not really, mega bush wacker here
4. join up, grabs the person in front
5. hmmmm depend show much you pay me
6. biggrin

7. oh smack me

20 Oct 2004

all heavy breathers in OK!
As long as its at the sight of us :thumbup:

20 Oct 2004

Hmmm! am I new or established.
Can I get inspected :bounce:
No!
OK. Where's my Union Application forms then TnH. smile

20 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Well I've been up Misschief's jumper for the last three months behind enemy lines. I haven't been inspected but I've done plenty o' inspection.
This neglect I canna put up wi' no moore (Fuck I've turned into a Scotsman up there!) so I'm out - right out as it were on the picket line.
I'm picketting for inspection!!

But you are not a newbie..

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
But shhhhhhhh dont tell Misschiff i will inspect you any day! wink

WHAT!

20 Oct 2004

Quote by SurreyBloke
Hmmm! am I new or established.
Can I get inspected :bounce:
No!
OK. Where's my Union Application forms then TnH.

NOPE you are not a newbie!...............look!....you have posted before!.........ok ok getting to no now how many Misschiff has been hiding behide her back! :twisted:
MISSCHIFF YOU WAIT TILL I GET HOLD OF YOU!! smackbottom

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
But you are not a newbie.. :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
But shhhhhhhh dont tell Misschiff i will inspect you any day!

Debbie!!!!! never mind how many I've been hiding ...... you're cheating!!!! :shock: :shock:

20 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
what do we want
missy and debs and wilma to inspect us thoroughly
when do we want it
all the bloody time

Excellent :thumbup:
Right lads, form up...
surprised

:shock: :o :o lol

:moon: :confused:

That will show em...

20 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
But you are not a newbie.. :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
But shhhhhhhh dont tell Misschiff i will inspect you any day!

Debbie!!!!! never mind how many I've been hiding ...... you're cheating!!!! :shock: :shock:

What me!!!.............little me!.....never! :shock: ...............HUH you cannot talk............. whats this i here .................hiding newbies behind me back!!. :twisted: ......ooooooo its all coming out now!

20 Oct 2004

*wanders through thread* Union rules? blink

plackards? :dry: the battle of the gun and whip? :confused:
All you ned now is a teanage lad in balet tights and it could be a fillm script. :grin:

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Well I've been up Misschief's jumper for the last three months behind enemy lines. I haven't been inspected but I've done plenty o' inspection.
This neglect I canna put up wi' no moore (Fuck I've turned into a Scotsman up there!) so I'm out - right out as it were on the picket line.
I'm picketting for inspection!!

But you are not a newbie..

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
But shhhhhhhh dont tell Misschiff i will inspect you any day! wink

WHAT!
Just thought I'd leak this guys. Wanna tell you I'm turning it down until everybody gets the same treatment! C'mere you little smasher - I want me inspection now - oi who forgot to turn off the loudspeaker!!

20 Oct 2004

right. more protest strategies. ooo i'm liking this!
i've got some concrete blocks and some heavy duty chain here too. it's not a bondage thing honest. just so when they come to drag us off the picket lines, they have to tussle about a bit with us ok? you just go limp redface

and they have to manhandle you off. which would probably mean you're not so limp then, but you get the picture!
neil x x x ;)

20 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy

what do we want
missy and debs and wilma to inspect us thoroughly
when do we want it
all the bloody time

Excellent :thumbup:
Right lads, form up...
surprised

:shock: :o :o lol

:moon: :confused:

That will show em...
Right then Misschiff!....what do we want!
Men thats what!
What do we want
all men!
What do we want
inpections!
When do we want it!
NOW!
How do we want it!
In lines
What do we want off
all of it!
when do we start!
NOW rotflmao

:thrilled:

20 Oct 2004

WTF is my Intelligence Unit doing here??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
What are the lads singing, and what are Missy and Debs doing there?? And Wilma?? Wilma. put that away, you'll have someones eye out with that!!!!
mmmm, Intelligence Unit and Debbiewebs in the same post - there must be a joke there!!

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Right then Misschiff!....what do we want!
Men thats what!
What do we want
all men!
What do we want
inpections!
When do we want it!
NOW!
How do we want it!
In lines
What do we want off
all of it!
when do we start!
NOW :thrilled:

Ahh, they are weakening... so are all SH members now available for proper inspections??

20 Oct 2004

Sgt Bilko reporting for inspection !!!

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
WTF is my Intelligence Unit doing here??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
What are the lads singing, and what are Missy and Debs doing there?? And Wilma?? Wilma. put that away, you'll have someones eye out with that!!!!
mmmm, Intelligence Unit and Debbiewebs in the same post - there must be a joke there!!

HEY YOU SARGE!
....
you have all ready been inspected!. :twisted: ........ now shoe!............go on!... off you go!.......BLOODY CHEEK OF SOME!.......huh i dont no!.......some just cannot get enouthe!
And i dont like mushy peas!

:rotflmao:

20 Oct 2004

Sorry Sarge, still in offical dispute situation, fighting for your right to a proper inspection...
Come join us on the lines, mind the concrete blocks, have a chip butty...

20 Oct 2004

Comrades, comrades!
I believe this is easily resolved.
Quite simply our brothers (or sisters or inbetweenies) have the right to inspect all incomers.
So as to make things fair, all existing brothers (or sisters or inbetweenies) have the right to be inspected on a post dated basis, should they so desire.
Therefore I propose that any brother (or sister or inbetweenie) may chose to inspect any brother (or sister or imbetweenie) and any brother (or sister or inbetweenie) may accept or refuse this inspection.
(proposed SHUnion ruling #002)

20 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy

Sorry Sarge, still in offical dispute situation, fighting for your right to a proper inspection...
Come join us on the lines, mind the concrete blocks, have a chip butty...

If he's already been inspected he won't be interested in repeating for at least another two hours - you won't get any support from the Sarge until 0130 hrs.

20 Oct 2004

Sshhh TnH, I'm just testing their resolve. I sense a weakness appearing now - she called me Sarge and not "Bloody" Sarge !!
So where are the chip butties?

20 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
If he's already been inspected he won't be interested in repeating for at least another two hours - you won't get any support from the Sarge until 0130 hrs.

That's half past one in the morning WBB!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sshhh TnH, I'm just testing their resolve. I sense a weakness appearing now - she called me Sarge and not "Bloody" Sarge !!
So where are the chip butties?

Tuck in Sarge...

20 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Sshhh TnH, I'm just testing their resolve. I sense a weakness appearing now - she called me Sarge and not "Bloody" Sarge !!
So where are the chip butties?

Tuck in Sarge...
Wow!! Thanks TnH!!
We shall not, we shall not be moved !!!
Equal rights for gay whales!! confused

:? :? :? :? :?

20 Oct 2004

Is anyone gonna second my proposal, or are you all far too interested in figting, not making up? rolleyes

20 Oct 2004

Well we have offered the hand of negotiated settlement right back on page one, and were rejected... So now nothing for it but a proper, honest, mud sling... with chip buttys

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
Comrades, comrades!
I believe this is easily resolved.
Quite simply our brothers (or sisters or inbetweenies) have the right to inspect all incomers.
So as to make things fair, all existing brothers (or sisters or inbetweenies) have the right to be inspected on a post dated basis, should they so desire.
Therefore I propose that any brother (or sister or inbetweenie) may chose to inspect any brother (or sister or imbetweenie) and any brother (or sister or inbetweenie) may accept or refuse this inspection.
(proposed SHUnion ruling #002)

EERRRRR does that mean you stand by us girls then Vix! rolleyes

Debs get a little confused at times redface

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
Comrades, comrades!
I believe this is easily resolved.
Quite simply our brothers (or sisters or inbetweenies) have the right to inspect all incomers.
So as to make things fair, all existing brothers (or sisters or inbetweenies) have the right to be inspected on a post dated basis, should they so desire.
Therefore I propose that any brother (or sister or inbetweenie) may chose to inspect any brother (or sister or imbetweenie) and any brother (or sister or inbetweenie) may accept or refuse this inspection.
(proposed SHUnion ruling #002)

Suggestion seconded.
Can I book an inspection of you? I think I've already just finished one with my imagination on another thread but I want the real thing.

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
Is anyone gonna second my proposal, or are you all far too interested in figting, not making up?

FFS!! The first time I get a proposal from Vix and I missed it!!! :doh:
Goes back to find said proposal!!! confused

:? :?

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Equal rights for gay whales!! :? :? :? :? :?

Happy Welsh? where? :? Is it a lambs to the slaughter moment? dunno