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Um would anyone want to argue with a gay whale???
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MISSCHIEF AND DEBBIEWEBS.....................newbie men!!!!!
Warming the Bed
Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!
1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:
Well only been here a little while so I figure I count as a newbie....and as the women here are far more scary than the men I guess I'd better line up and stay on their good side
1 - 32"
2 - My nose isn't big at all, thanks :)
3 - Only below the waist
4 - Only if I get to wear those frilly..... *chokes* *coughs*
ermmm NEXT!5 - Don't have much sense at all, full stop :)
6 - wooooohooooooooo!! Just like fine wine! :bounce:
Quote by westerross
Can I book an inspection of you? I think I've already just finished one with my imagination on another thread but I want the real thing.
Yes, but due to the nature of my position in the SHU, we will have to have someone else present. I propose brother Pierced Jon be present whilst I get inspected by you. If you wish me to inspect you, you will have to chose your own suitable chaperone, ok?
Quote by Cambsguy
Well only been here a little while so I figure I count as a newbie....and as the women here are far more scary than the men I guess I'd better line up and stay on their good side
1 - 32"
2 - My nose isn't big at all, thanks :)
3 - Only below the waist
4 - Only if I get to wear those frilly..... *chokes* *coughs*
5 - Don't have much sense at all, full stop :)
6 - wooooohooooooooo!! Just like fine wine! :bounce:
SCAB !!!!
:x :x :x 
Quote by Cambsguy
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!
1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:
Well only been here a little while so I figure I count as a newbie....and as the women here are far more scary than the men I guess I'd better line up and stay on their good side
1 - 32"
2 - My nose isn't big at all, thanks :)
3 - Only below the waist
4 - Only if I get to wear those frilly..... *chokes* *coughs*
ermmm NEXT!5 - Don't have much sense at all, full stop :)
6 - wooooohooooooooo!! Just like fine wine! :bounce:
MISSCHEFF does he pass! :roll:
Bloody hell MISSCHEFF gone!! :doh:
and done a disapearing act on me!
i no ya bugger!
your testing with out me! :twisted: :twisted:
RIGHT THATS IT!..................
Debs stomps
INCOMING !!!!!
Lads duck behind the sandbags and don your crash helmets, they're chucking something at us.............
Oh, sorry guys, my mistake, misschief's just taken her bra off :grin:
OOooohhhh the baked spuds baking away in the bottom of the fire are done, it's going to be a long night !!
Lads duck behind the sandbags and don your crash helmets, they're chucking something at us.............
Oh, sorry guys, my mistake, misschief's just taken her bra off :grin:
OOooohhhh the baked spuds baking away in the bottom of the fire are done, it's going to be a long night !!
Quote by brumlad
INCOMING !!!!!
Lads duck behind the sandbags and don your crash helmets, they're chucking something at us.............
Oh, sorry guys, my mistake, misschief's just taken her bra off :grin:
What what ???!!
That's not Mischief taking off her bra!! They're putting up their hammocks for the night!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by brumlad
INCOMING !!!!!
Lads duck behind the sandbags and don your crash helmets, they're chucking something at us.............
Oh, sorry guys, my mistake, misschief's just taken her bra off :grin:
OOooohhhh the baked spuds baking away in the bottom of the fire are done, it's going to be a long night !!
well as it looks like i am the only one left!.. :shock: :shock: ..................... it is going to be a long night!..
:roll: ................ phew Debs scratchers her head and trembles of all the inspections i have to do on me own!............ .....VIX need ya! :doh: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
look i am getting me knicks in a twist now
ops: OMG, guys....
I just sneaked around the back of SHTowers to take a peak at the oppositions camp site, bloody hell, for a minute I'd thought I'd walked into an all girl orgy.
Misschief was trying to tie one end of her bra to a tree to make a hammock, and kept wondering why whenever she walked over to the other tree, that she was pulled back to where she came from..... silly missy forget to take her arm out of her bra
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Debbiewebs was trying to light their tiny camp fire with a match, only she'd picked up a cotton bud instead of a match.....when will they learn that fires are mens work
Wilma's just sat there polishing her double barrels :grin: If she's not carefull she'll pull the trigger !
And get this, they've hung pot pouri off every concievable branch......women :doh:
I just sneaked around the back of SHTowers to take a peak at the oppositions camp site, bloody hell, for a minute I'd thought I'd walked into an all girl orgy.
Misschief was trying to tie one end of her bra to a tree to make a hammock, and kept wondering why whenever she walked over to the other tree, that she was pulled back to where she came from..... silly missy forget to take her arm out of her bra
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Debbiewebs was trying to light their tiny camp fire with a match, only she'd picked up a cotton bud instead of a match.....when will they learn that fires are mens work
Wilma's just sat there polishing her double barrels :grin: If she's not carefull she'll pull the trigger !
And get this, they've hung pot pouri off every concievable branch......women :doh:
Quote by brumlad
Debbiewebs was trying to light their tiny camp fire with a match, only she'd picked up a cotton bud instead of a match.....when will they learn that fires are mens work
EXCUSE ME :sparring:
Cough cough!....................... when will you men ever no the diffrents between a cotton bud and a tampax!.................HA! :roll:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Cough cough!....................... when will you men ever no the diffrents between a cotton bud and a tampax!.................HA!
And you are using one of those instead of a match?? :shock:
:? :?you mean all these bloody years!..............the other word for a match is not a tampax!.
ops: ........ bloody hell no wonder i havent had any luck lighting fires!Shoot!...................better not tell you want i have been using matches for!
Master of Sex
Hello everyone and thank you to Debbiewebs for inviting my first post ( not just mine of course but you know what I mean)....
1.......34"
2......all the bigger for seeing your pics
3......only on my face.
4......yes if you'll be teaching me
5......if i didn't would i be here ?
6..... :P yes please
7......no chance
8 .... anything you say.
1.......34"
2......all the bigger for seeing your pics
3......only on my face.
4......yes if you'll be teaching me
5......if i didn't would i be here ?
6..... :P yes please
7......no chance
8 .... anything you say.
Quote by blueis
Hello everyone and thank you to Debbiewebs for inviting my first post ( not just mine of course but you know what I mean)....
1.......34"
2......all the bigger for seeing your pics
3......only on my face.
4......yes if you'll be teaching me
5......if i didn't would i be here ?
6..... :P yes please
7......no chance
8 .... anything you say.
WOOO WHOOOOOO :bounce: i have caught one in me net! :bounce:
to you MISSCHEFF........ he heBut i am to bloody nackerd now!.......
:doh:
come on under me jumper before MiSSCHIFF find s you!......come on come on!
Off to bed now with a smile on me face
Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
:
Well... No pint in me buthering then. Far too sorcastic...
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hello everyone and thank you to Debbiewebs for inviting my first post ( not just mine of course but you know what I mean)....
1.......34"
2......all the bigger for seeing your pics
3......only on my face.
4......yes if you'll be teaching me
5......if i didn't would i be here ?
6..... :P yes please
7......no chance
8 .... anything you say.
WOOO WHOOOOOO :bounce: i have caught one in me net! :bounce:
to you MISSCHEFF........ he heBut i am to bloody nackerd now!.......
:doh:
come on under me jumper before MiSSCHIFF find s you!......come on come on!
Off to bed now with a smile on me face
Bwahahahaha... now they're mine... all mine, I tells ya!
Quote by blueis
Hello everyone and thank you to Debbiewebs for inviting my first post ( not just mine of course but you know what I mean)....
1.......34"
2......all the bigger for seeing your pics
3......only on my face.
4......yes if you'll be teaching me
5......if i didn't would i be here ?
6..... :P yes please
7......no chance
8 .... anything you say.
Another Scab !!!
:evil: :evil: :evil: 
Sex God
Quote by Vix
Can I book an inspection of you? I think I've already just finished one with my imagination on another thread but I want the real thing.
Yes, but due to the nature of my position in the SHU, we will have to have someone else present. I propose brother Pierced Jon be present whilst I get inspected by you. If you wish me to inspect you, you will have to chose your own suitable chaperone, ok?
FFS who said anything about chaperones. Typical bluddy management (calls herself a SHU rep eh? don't believe it guys) Make an offer and then apply conditions when agreement in principle is reached.
Right on strike again - where's be baked potato and me hammock? My this hammock smells nice - I wonder what was in it last?
Sex God
Solution
Ok guys. Strategy is called for here. :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
We nick the girls' clothes, get all dressed up, re-register under different names, the girls come looking for their stuff, find us "Newbies", frisk us and do the inspection, recognise their things, so we explain we found them and are returning them with a free offer as a bonus. Yup! We're the bonus.
Do it my way and we'll all get what we want (girls included).
:fuckinghell: I should've been a Diplomat
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ok guys. Strategy is called for here. :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
We nick the girls' clothes, get all dressed up, re-register under different names, the girls come looking for their stuff, find us "Newbies", frisk us and do the inspection, recognise their things, so we explain we found them and are returning them with a free offer as a bonus. Yup! We're the bonus.
Do it my way and we'll all get what we want (girls included).
:fuckinghell: I should've been a Diplomat
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Too bloody right and having just caught up with this thread I'm gonna drive the burger van over from the football teams H.Q. to keep the boys going !!!
i'm with you lads !!!!
i'm with you lads !!!!
Quote by Vix
Bwahahahaha... now they're mine... all mine, I tells ya!
Now they are not!................... because your not here! :happy: :thrilled:
Come on you lads! :bounce: :bounce:
Come on you Newbies!
Come and line up
INSPECTION TIME AGAIN!.........................Quik before the others get here!
Come on left right left right!
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
Bwahahahaha... now they're mine... all mine, I tells ya!
Now they are not!................... because your not here! :happy: :thrilled:
Come on you lads! :bounce: :bounce:
Come on you Newbies!
Come and line up
INSPECTION TIME AGAIN!.........................Quik before the others get here!
Come on left right left right!
Sorry babe. You'll have to do better than THAT! We're all on strike, aren't we lads.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Too bloody right Eager...not a man out there will cross the picket line !!!!!!!
