Quote by davejNo matter what temptations lay ahead!
Too bloody right Eager...not a man out there will cross the picket line !!!!!!!
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MISSCHIEF AND DEBBIEWEBS.....................newbie men!!!!!
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Quote by davej
Too bloody right Eager...not a man out there will cross the picket line !!!!!!!
you what? you gotta be kidding dave?
where was all the solidarity when we was on sex strike for the rights of single blokes eh? scabs every last one of 'em!
fortunately, as yer good marxist and that, i'll overlook it, cos they didn't know any better bless 'em. the fact it was blue trying to break the strike that time was neither here nor there!
n x x x :P
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It might be worth pointing out, that intelligence sources that are currently working in Debbiewebs camp as a double agent, have just informed me that she is in other threads trying to recruit suport from other swingheaven ladies......even more reason that we should stand up for our rights !!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by DebbiewebsNo matter what temptations lay ahead!
Too bloody right Eager...not a man out there will cross the picket line !!!!!!!
RIGHT THEN YOU!.....last time i show you me bits and bobs!.....HUH!...........so be it!
Hey! We've got her on the run now boys!
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:rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by Sgt BilkoNo matter what temptations lay ahead!
Too bloody right Eager...not a man out there will cross the picket line !!!!!!!
RIGHT THEN YOU!.....last time i show you me bits and bobs!.....HUH!...........so be it!
Don't look boys!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm tying my mouse down sarge so it can't click on her links !!!!!!!
Oh Girlies......I have a letter for you :grin:
For the immediate attention of Debbiewebs, Misschief & Wilmaflintstone ....
I have been instructed by my clients, the existing male members of Swinging Heaven, who shall be refered to as my clients, to serve you with a Notice Intent for Legal Proceedings to be brought against you.
It has been brought to my attention (thanks to artificers ferrets...nice one guys), that you have breached several of the Swinging Heaven Adminitorial Guidelines or S.H.A.G., and more importantly, have exceeded limits as stated in the Abusive Retainment Society Editorial or A.R.S.E.
By only offering to "inspect" newbie members, you have totally excluded my Union Members from any such activities, and despite several communications referring to possible solutions, you have ignored all such suggestions, which contravenes the S.H.A.G. subsection 69.7 paragraph 4 byelaw.
It is also illegal for you to camp within viewing distance of an official SH Union picket line, as such behaviour as removing your bras for use as hammocks can cause severe distress to my Union Members, and can induce long term vision damge, and as such, is deemed as intimidation techniques. As for attempting to light a fire with a tampon, I can not begin to describe the trauma that such an event has been forced upon my members.
It has also been discovered, that the one called Misschief, has been in-prisoning newbie members under her tops, which is seriously frowned upon by the board. Not only is this a serious breach of A.R.S.E. you are endangering the lives of our newbie members, and worse, preventing them access to SH Towers.
Wilmaflinstone has been seen with a shotgun by her side, again, the safety implications of the sight of Wilma polishing her double barrels is classed as severe intimidation techniques, bordering along the lines of torture.
It is in the boards opinion, that you are hiding Weapons of Mass Orgasms within you illegal campsite, and the level of rabbit and battery blackmarket sales has quadroupled since you set up your campsite. So I am instructing the Sarge to rally up the members, devise a battleplan that he sees fit to launch, and to offer you with an ultimatum. Failure to comply with this ultimatum will lead to severe actions taken against you.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !
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For the immediate attention of Debbiewebs, Misschief & Wilmaflintstone ....
I have been instructed by my clients, the existing male members of Swinging Heaven, who shall be refered to as my clients, to serve you with a Notice Intent for Legal Proceedings to be brought against you.
It has been brought to my attention (thanks to artificers ferrets...nice one guys), that you have breached several of the Swinging Heaven Adminitorial Guidelines or S.H.A.G., and more importantly, have exceeded limits as stated in the Abusive Retainment Society Editorial or A.R.S.E.
By only offering to "inspect" newbie members, you have totally excluded my Union Members from any such activities, and despite several communications referring to possible solutions, you have ignored all such suggestions, which contravenes the S.H.A.G. subsection 69.7 paragraph 4 byelaw.
It is also illegal for you to camp within viewing distance of an official SH Union picket line, as such behaviour as removing your bras for use as hammocks can cause severe distress to my Union Members, and can induce long term vision damge, and as such, is deemed as intimidation techniques. As for attempting to light a fire with a tampon, I can not begin to describe the trauma that such an event has been forced upon my members.
It has also been discovered, that the one called Misschief, has been in-prisoning newbie members under her tops, which is seriously frowned upon by the board. Not only is this a serious breach of A.R.S.E. you are endangering the lives of our newbie members, and worse, preventing them access to SH Towers.
Wilmaflinstone has been seen with a shotgun by her side, again, the safety implications of the sight of Wilma polishing her double barrels is classed as severe intimidation techniques, bordering along the lines of torture.
It is in the boards opinion, that you are hiding Weapons of Mass Orgasms within you illegal campsite, and the level of rabbit and battery blackmarket sales has quadroupled since you set up your campsite. So I am instructing the Sarge to rally up the members, devise a battleplan that he sees fit to launch, and to offer you with an ultimatum. Failure to comply with this ultimatum will lead to severe actions taken against you.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !
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Quote by DebbiewebsNo matter what temptations lay ahead!
Too bloody right Eager...not a man out there will cross the picket line !!!!!!!
RIGHT THEN YOU!.....last time i show you me bits and bobs!.....HUH!...........so be it! (magik's Sweating :doh: )...... erm..er...... :shock: ...
Dont worry boys.. she will not break me! :sticky: As hard as it is!
Sex God
Nope! It ain't gonna work Debbiewebs hunni
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Quote by brumlad
Oh Girlies......I have a letter for you :grin:
For the immediate attention of Debbiewebs, Misschief & Wilmaflintstone ....
I have been instructed by my clients, the existing male members of Swinging Heaven, who shall be refered to as my clients, to serve you with a Notice Intent for Legal Proceedings to be brought against you.
It has been brought to my attention (thanks to artificers ferrets...nice one guys), that you have breached several of the Swinging Heaven Adminitorial Guidelines or S.H.A.G., and more importantly, have exceeded limits as stated in the Abusive Retainment Society Editorial or A.R.S.E.
By only offering to "inspect" newbie members, you have totally excluded my Union Members from any such activities, and despite several communications referring to possible solutions, you have ignored all such suggestions, which contravenes the S.H.A.G. subsection 69.7 paragraph 4 byelaw.
It is also illegal for you to camp within viewing distance of an official SH Union picket line, as such behaviour as removing your bras for use as hammocks can cause severe distress to my Union Members, and can induce long term vision damge, and as such, is deemed as intimidation techniques. As for attempting to light a fire with a tampon, I can not begin to describe the trauma that such an event has been forced upon my members.
It has also been discovered, that the one called Misschief, has been in-prisoning newbie members under her tops, which is seriously frowned upon by the board. Not only is this a serious breach of A.R.S.E. you are endangering the lives of our newbie members, and worse, preventing them access to SH Towers.
Wilmaflinstone has been seen with a shotgun by her side, again, the safety implications of the sight of Wilma polishing her double barrels is classed as severe intimidation techniques, bordering along the lines of torture.
It is in the boards opinion, that you are hiding Weapons of Mass Orgasms within you illegal campsite, and the level of rabbit and battery blackmarket sales has quadroupled since you set up your campsite. So I am instructing the Sarge to rally up the members, devise a battleplan that he sees fit to launch, and to offer you with an ultimatum. Failure to comply with this ultimatum will lead to severe actions taken against you.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !
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Heres one for ya!
Quote by redstilletto
looks like your in fighting mode debs lol
anymore picking on me lovely mate debbie and red will be forced to expose her nipplesand poke your eyes out
RIGHT YOU HAVE HARD THAT NOW LADS!....................so be warned!...........very warned! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
Umm = I was wondering where the Female Union Coalition Kamp stood on the rights of female bi newbies to be inspected and accepted and accepted as fully swinging members of the SH Forum?
Do I need to a file a separate application and post my own picket line to fight for this right?
we are all bi women here!........so come and join us! :bounce: :bounce:
Bi women deff get a pass!........as long as they show pics of there
:giggle: Quote by brumlad
It has also been discovered, that the one called Misschief, has been in-prisoning newbie members under her tops, which is seriously frowned upon by the board. Not only is this a serious breach of A.R.S.E. you are endangering the lives of our newbie members, and worse, preventing them access to SH Towers.
Oi Brumlad, I'll have you know my ARSE is well inside my breaches!!!!!
Unbelievable, if we had said, right all the regulars, get over her for a jolly good frisking, there would be uproar! Lots of tutting, stroking of imaginary beards and murmuring under your breath about what a con it is.
Not to mention being moaned at for dragging you away from your butties Right Debs, empty yer jumper out, how many have you got!!!! I didn't catch any today
<dances on the spot to disguise a couple of rogue newbies caught loitering in the photo ads> WTF...?!
I go away for a week or so and suddenly it's all falling apart?!
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!! What IS happening to this place!!
Right, boys and girls - beer and sandwiches at No. 10* - let's get this sorted out, shall we?
I must point out, however, that in fellowship with my brethren, I wasn't offered such an inspection as a newbie either. I am clearly very disappointed by this and - being closer to a newbie than some - feel that a certain degree of redress from the ladies IS in order. Although, frankly, I'd take undress over redress any day and such an offer should clearly be placed upon the table during negotiations. That said, placing the lady in question upon the table would obviously be infinitely preferable... :twisted:
I DEMAND satisfaction and, much as it pains me to say it (sorry Debs, sorry Red), I have to hold to my principles and if you won't perform the necessary inspections of our private bits I believe that the standard SH Union rallying cry is in order:
"One out - ALL out!!"
:twisted:
:twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted:
( * No. 10 Acacia Avenue, next door to SH Towers, that is!)
I go away for a week or so and suddenly it's all falling apart?!
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!! What IS happening to this place!!
Right, boys and girls - beer and sandwiches at No. 10* - let's get this sorted out, shall we?
I must point out, however, that in fellowship with my brethren, I wasn't offered such an inspection as a newbie either. I am clearly very disappointed by this and - being closer to a newbie than some - feel that a certain degree of redress from the ladies IS in order. Although, frankly, I'd take undress over redress any day and such an offer should clearly be placed upon the table during negotiations. That said, placing the lady in question upon the table would obviously be infinitely preferable... :twisted:
I DEMAND satisfaction and, much as it pains me to say it (sorry Debs, sorry Red), I have to hold to my principles and if you won't perform the necessary inspections of our private bits I believe that the standard SH Union rallying cry is in order:
"One out - ALL out!!"
:twisted:
:twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: ( * No. 10 Acacia Avenue, next door to SH Towers, that is!)
Quote by Gryphon
"One out - ALL out!!"
:twisted:
welcome to the frontline Gryphon, baked spuds are baking in the fires, chip butties are nearly ready, and the cans of lager are in the fridge in sarges intelligence unit (caravan to you and me, but you know how touchy he gets about it !)
( Now, Brumlad, you're not seriously telling me that this is just a means of burning off extraneous testosterone by standing around a manly fire doing manly things like burning your manly fingers on hot food and swilling cheap beer in a manly kind of way? ...are you?! No, I thought not! )
OOPS it just went off in me hand Brumlad.
Let's make lurrrrrve not war.
Sarge, for a man that wears ladies underwear (my underwear, I might add) you are in no position to be calling anyone a scab.
Misschief and Debbie, I must leave you to your crusade. I have a munch to prepare for and in my current state it could take the whole week!
Love
Wilma
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