MISSCHIEF AND DEBBIEWEBS.....................newbie men!!!!!

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs

Guys Sarge has been cheating!........what he hasent told you that he has been trying to cross the picket line all evening ..in all kinds of discicises.........heres just one!

WELL SARGE ITS NOT GOING TO WORK OK! smackbottom

LOL!! Sarge...!! Good to see the covert ops and infiltration training paid off (!) I've NEVER seen camo like THAT before!! lol

21 Oct 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
OOPS it just went off in me hand...
Let's make lurrrrrve not war.

Negotiations have taken a turn for the better, I feel...
Oh, yeah - now we're talkin'!! lol

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon

Guys Sarge has been cheating!........what he hasent told you that he has been trying to cross the picket line all evening ..in all kinds of discicises.........heres just one!

WELL SARGE ITS NOT GOING TO WORK OK! smackbottom

LOL!! Sarge...!! Good to see the covert ops and infiltration training paid off (!) I've NEVER seen camo like THAT before!! lol

FFS!!! I'm the one on the bike at the back !! :shock: :shock: :lol:

21 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
It has also been discovered, that the one called Misschief, has been in-prisoning newbie members under her tops, which is seriously frowned upon by the board. Not only is this a serious breach of A.R.S.E. you are endangering the lives of our newbie members, and worse, preventing them access to SH Towers.

Oi Brumlad, I'll have you know my ARSE is well inside my breaches!!!!! duel

Unbelievable, if we had said, right all the regulars, get over her for a jolly good frisking, there would be uproar! Lots of tutting, stroking of imaginary beards and murmuring under your breath about what a con it is. dunno

Not to mention being moaned at for dragging you away from your butties rolleyes

Right Debs, empty yer jumper out, how many have you got!!!! I didn't catch any today redface

<dances on the spot to disguise a couple of rogue newbies caught loitering in the photo ads>

Shhhhhhh.......MISSCHIF!.........dont want the other girls to no that we have been hiding them up are jumper do we?. :doh: ....................... took me all bloody night to get them in here to surport us! :roll: :roll:

21 Oct 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Sarge, for a man that wears ladies underwear (my underwear, I might add) you are in no position to be calling anyone a scab.

Now Wilma, you know that was whilst I was undercover on a covert mission !!! :shock: :shock: confused

:?

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!! I'm the one on the bike at the back !! :shock: :shock:

Ooops. Sorry. Sarge's cover is blown!
The question is, was anything else?! There he is, sneaking off on his bike. I mean, I ask you?! Lads - do we actually have a traitor in our midst?! Is there a rampant deviant at the heart of the SHU?!
Who am I kidding...?!!

21 Oct 2004

RIGHT THEN LADS!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,before i join you!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, want to no what the chip buttes are like OK! :thumbup:

21 Oct 2004

Chip butties?! I thought we were off the old British Leyland lardy-arsed picket food!!
Brumlad told me there were baked spuds and lager!! rolleyes

:shock:

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Chip buttes?! I thought we were off the old British Leyland lardy-arsed picket food!!
Brumlad told me there were baked spuds and lager!! :shock:

errrrrrrr only chip buttes and real ale get me to join ya! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,so guys roll out the barrel :bounce:

21 Oct 2004

Ooh! Real Ale?! Oh all right then! Draught OK?
Somehow "Black Sheep" would seem to be appropriate...

21 Oct 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Misschief and Debbie, I must leave you to your crusade. I have a munch to prepare for and in my current state it could take the whole week!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Wilma, lovely as ever to see you hunny - catch you on you next popping in session :bounce:
Have a good munch, kiss

for you all. See you soon biggrin

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
! There he is, sneaking off on his bike. I mean, I ask you?! Lads - do we actually have a traitor in our midst?! Is there a rampant deviant at the heart of the SHU?!
Who am I kidding...?!!

Now then Gryphon, who is the one that has been Missing In Action recently?? Do I detect some divide and conquer going on here ??? Maybe there is a traitor in our midst ! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Stay United Men !!

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Mr Debbiewebs
RIGHT THEN LADS!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,before i join you!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, want to no what the chip buttes are like OK! :thumbup:

excuse me ...............you push me off me bloody puter!................and then you take there bloody side.............well its not on! smackbottom

........Debbiwebs stomps her feet!.........its not on

21 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief and Debbie, I must leave you to your crusade. I have a munch to prepare for and in my current state it could take the whole week!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Wilma, lovely as ever to see you hunny - catch you on you next popping in session :bounce:
Have a good munch, kiss

for you all. See you soon biggrin

Catch you soon babes!....and ta! :kiss:

21 Oct 2004

are they bothering you mrs webbs
tweaking as i write
final warning :twisted:

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now then Gryphon, who is the one that has been Missing In Action recently??

OK, sarge, I admit it: missing, yes...
...but action? NO!
I haven't seen any action in ages... :cry: rolleyes

Which is possibly why the lack of inspections is so galling!! I'm sorry I doubted you, my Captain, my KIng!! (OK, so "my sarge, my shop-steward" doesn't really sound right...)
The men of SH say:
Inspect our cocks!
One out - ALL out!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

21 Oct 2004

Quote by redstilletto
are they bothering you mrs webbs
tweaking as i write
final warning :twisted:

YES RED!>>>>>>>>>>>>GO GET THEM! :twisted: :twisted:

21 Oct 2004

erm trouble here naughty gryphon been let out of his box
and no small writeing giveing me crows feet all this squinting :shock:

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

1. 32" (That's a touser size guestimate)
2. Big enough with lots of talent :P
3. My face is.
4. I've had lots of fun doing this while a little pissed smile

5. No, never, nothing that doesn't altogether entirely not resemble a sense of humour
6. I like all women and experience counts for a lot.
7. Umm, knot shore howe too arnser thiss
8. Is this a question? Not sure about bouncing, but I'll spin around on my swivel chair <wheeeeeeee>

21 Oct 2004

Mike!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
We all have to stand together!! Don't be seduced by the DARK side...! mad

...and Red - whose box have I been let out of, huh? HUH?! :twisted:

21 Oct 2004

a newbie with a sense of humour how refreshing
erm looks around for debbie
you aint left me here all alone have ya with all these rampant men wink

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Mike7073
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

1. 32" (That's a touser size guestimate)
2. Big enough with lots of talent :P
3. My face is.
4. I've had lots of fun doing this while a little pissed smile

5. No, never, nothing that doesn't altogether entirely not resemble a sense of humour
6. I like all women and experience counts for a lot.
7. Umm, knot shore howe too arnser thiss
8. Is this a question? Not sure about bouncing, but I'll spin around on my swivel chair <wheeeeeeee>

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Mike7073
1. 32" (That's a touser size guestimate)
2. Big enough with lots of talent :P
3. My face is.
4. I've had lots of fun doing this while a little pissed
5. No, never, nothing that doesn't altogether entirely not resemble a sense of humour
6. I like all women and experience counts for a lot.
7. Umm, knot shore howe too arnser thiss
8. Is this a question? Not sure about bouncing, but I'll spin around on my swivel chair <wheeeeeeee>

Well helloooooooo there Mike ...... right over here a minute, ok trousers down........
And cough :twisted:
Why do people get asked to cough? What's it for?
OK cough again cool

Tis a rather talented thing isn't it 8-)
Thank you for your questionaire Mike kiss

Right, under me jumper
Debs hunny ............. over here a min, quick question ....... Why exactly are we stashing newbies under our jumpers? I've forgotten rolleyes

Right ........................ Next!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

21 Oct 2004

Quote by redstilletto
a newbie with a sense of humour how refreshing
erm looks around for debbie
you aint left me here all alone have ya with all these rampant men

i am here RED!.......just stuffing a few up me jumper before the lads get to see! :thrilled:

21 Oct 2004

Sorry, Debs - I think she's gone...! :twisted:

21 Oct 2004

Looking at some of the Avatars, I don't think the guys will complain at being stuffed up there. It IS getting mighty crowded though!
I'd better come up for air
<gasps>

21 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Debs hunny ............. over here a min, quick question ....... Why exactly are we stashing newbies under our jumpers? I've forgotten
Right ........................ Next!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

errrrrrr because it makes are tits look bigger! :roll:
so did he pass MISSCHIF? :bounce:

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Sorry, Debs - I think she's gone...! :twisted:

:twisted: Mwah'ha'ha'haaaaaaaa :twisted:

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko