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MISSCHIEF AND DEBBIEWEBS.....................newbie men!!!!!
Warming the Bed
Scab?
I'm sorry, I didn't notice your picket line!
What are you picketing against exactly? :confused:
I'm sorry, I didn't notice your picket line!
What are you picketing against exactly? :confused:
Quote by Mike7073
Looking at some of the Avatars, I don't think the guys will complain at being stuffed up there. It IS getting mighty crowded though!
I'd better come up for air
<gasps>
<<<Tuts and shakes head wearily...
(go back and read this thread from the start!! 
)Mike, Mike, Mike... don't do it old son - don't fall for the "Come to me, I'll show ya me tits" approach - we ALL have to stand together!! Someday soon you WON'T be a newbie and then you'll find that they're making even more outrageous offers to the NEW newbies and YOU won't qualify for them!! THEN whatcha gonna do, huh?!
Solidarity NOW is the only answer!!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
errrrrrr because it makes are tits look bigger!
so did he pass MISSCHIF? :bounce:
Oh good plan Debs, could do with me tits looking bigger :shock:
And oh yesss he passed, give it a try, get em to cough, tis dead funny :lol2:
hehehehe
the lengths we'll goto to just see the girlies flash their tits at us :giggle:
Quote by Debbiewebs
1....... need your inside leg measurments
Average
Quote by Debbiewebs
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
Shorter than my inside leg mejermunt...
Quote by Debbiewebs
3......are you shaved?
Me chin is.... me balls can be... as long as I can ave a garunty of some akshun
Quote by Debbiewebs
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
Can can I wot?
Quote by Debbiewebs
5......have you a sence of humor?
Eh?
Quote by Debbiewebs
6.....do you like older women?
Well me gran always said I was a good lad...
Quote by Debbiewebs
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
Me spellin's shite missus
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8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
What sort of club is this again?
Warming the Bed
Quote by Gryphon
Looking at some of the Avatars, I don't think the guys will complain at being stuffed up there. It IS getting mighty crowded though!
I'd better come up for air
<gasps>
<<<Tuts and shakes head wearily...
(go back and read this thread from the start!! )Mike, Mike, Mike... don't do it old son - don't fall for the "Come to me, I'll show ya me tits" approach - we ALL have to stand together!! Someday soon you WON'T be a newbie and then you'll find that they're making even more outrageous offers to the NEW newbies and YOU won't qualify for them!! THEN whatcha gonna do, huh?!
Solidarity NOW is the only answer!!
B-b-b-b-but it's hard! They're luring me with tits and OH, do I love tits.
<Stands in the middle, not sure which way to go>
Um, by the way, what did I qualify for? :shock:
Quote by HungryP
1....... need your inside leg measurments
Average
Quote by Debbiewebs
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
Shorter than my inside leg mejermunt...
Quote by Debbiewebs
3......are you shaved?
Me chin is.... me balls can be... as long as I can ave a garunty of some akshun
Quote by Debbiewebs
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
Can can I wot?
Quote by Debbiewebs
5......have you a sence of humor?
Eh?
Quote by Debbiewebs
6.....do you like older women?
Well me gran always said I was a good lad...
Quote by Debbiewebs
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
Me spellin's shite missus
Quote by Debbiewebs
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
What sort of club is this again?
HungryP!!!! You've got a squillion posts under your belt!!!! Stop trying to infiltrate and nick our newbies :smackbottom:
Warming the Bed
<Walks towards the Sarge and Gryphon, Head down, thinking he's making a terrible mistake>
Can I just point out that we're now less than 24hrs away from the GFZ - this dispute MUST be resolved before then or there'll be complete carnage in the jacuzzi!!
(and a reminder to Debs and Misschief - you CAN'T hide them up ya jumpers once you're in the pool, remember...?!)
Is there some hope of an amicable negotiated settlement?!
(and a reminder to Debs and Misschief - you CAN'T hide them up ya jumpers once you're in the pool, remember...?!)
Is there some hope of an amicable negotiated settlement?!
Warming the Bed
I have to say that's I'm hopelessly confused
Picket lines, Factions, Tits, Chip Butties, Jacuzzis and wot not
But I find that I'm confuzed on a regular basis, I guess I'll just go with the flow. Could someone please tell me which way the flow is going?
Picket lines, Factions, Tits, Chip Butties, Jacuzzis and wot not
But I find that I'm confuzed on a regular basis, I guess I'll just go with the flow. Could someone please tell me which way the flow is going?
:thumbup:Quote by Debbiewebs
RIGHT GUYS!
He he!....you have a intruder!................................... his name is......................wait for it
The_Magik-s!................. na na n na na!
Slander!!!...
Its takes more than that to ruin the union...... Its amazing how some people can take a few words, re-arranging them in order to be used as ammunition!.
(debbie webs, Your so gonna get it!) :sparring:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
HungryP!!!! You've got a squillion posts under your belt!!!! Stop trying to infiltrate and nick our newbies
You SEE...?!!
:shock: :x :shock: :x :shock: :x :shock: :x :shock: :x :shock: :x It's precisely this sort of dismissive attitude that we're in dispute about!!
Anyway - where are the FEMALE newbies, huh?! Why don't WE get to inspect them?! That's just bluddy greeeeeeedy, that is!
Flippin' DISKRIMINAYSHUN!! I ask you...!
Quote by the_magik_s
careful gentlemen..... be very careful....
There could be Slight gust of "cat amoungst the pigeon-ness" being set upon us...
Stay strong..
LOOK guys!...............he has just tried it on with me on me cam!........so he he up yours
Put that in your pipes and smock it
:kissmyarse:Quote by Mike7073
I have to say that's I'm hopelessly confused
Picket lines, Factions, Tits, Chip Butties, Jacuzzis and wot not
But I find that I'm confuzed on a regular basis, I guess I'll just go with the flow. Could someone please tell me which way the flow is going?
Don't worry, mate - the madness will soon overtake you.
You'll find out all about the jacuzzi when the Girlie Free Zone opens tomorrow evening (although I'm a bit worried that there may be trouble ahead on that one... it rather depends whether Sarge or Misschief have the keys at the moment. Maybe there's a spare under the doormat...)
Sex God
Right everybody!!!! Attention please.... no idea who I'm supposed to be supporting as its late, and I'm confused.... But I have a cunning plan!!!!!!!! I am bringing the half time entertainment from the football match to the battle field!!!
xxdevil69 streaks down the picket line shaking her wobbly bits for all to see
hwoar:
Damn it!! who put the barbed wire there?!?!?!? :shock:
xxdevil69 streaks down the picket line shaking her wobbly bits for all to see
hwoar: Damn it!! who put the barbed wire there?!?!?!? :shock:
Quote by Debbiewebs
careful gentlemen..... be very careful....
There could be Slight gust of "cat amoungst the pigeon-ness" being set upon us...
Stay strong..
LOOK guys!...............he has just tried it on with me on me cam!........so he he up yours
Put that in your pipes and smock it
:haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: haaaaaa haaaaaa!!.. fellas fellas fellas!!..
yes a conversation was had... One can not deny!.
However i stood firmly on our side of the picket line and instead of soft whispers and wet kisses it was a good clear loud Hello and what have you.
Infact!!!.. it was more a case of The right honorable lady trying to lure me into deserting!..
Well Debbiewebs you'll have to do better then that im afraid.
Warming the Bed
Quote by Gryphon
Don't worry, mate - the madness will soon overtake you.
You'll find out all about the jacuzzi when the Girlie Free Zone opens tomorrow evening (although I'm a bit worried that there may be trouble ahead on that one... it rather depends whether Sarge or Misschief have the keys at the moment. Maybe there's a spare under the doormat...)
I'm not sure if a Girly Free Zone sounds like a brilliant idea (where are they all going?) but I am firmly putting my faith in the more experienced SH men. I'm sure you guys must know what you're doing
