One of my favourite sayings in a flustered situation is: "Its like milking an ant!"
But I reckon I'll upsize to a hedgehog now!
Now this is sarge!......geting up to his tricks..........trying to frighten them newbies off!
so keep guard!
Stuff the newbies, that's enough to frighten me!
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Debs waits patiently for Mischief so we can get on to the cough and drop
MISSY WHERE ARE YOU........get out of that bed
Hi Girls first time in here so here's my application..................................
1. 33
2. A good (fishermans) ft.
3. like an eggshell
4. whenever I can I can
5. Depends whoose humor I'm sensing
6. A pulse would be nice
7. The Oxford dictionary definatly needs updating I think
8. Mmmmmmmmm done
I'm a newbie ok? (Been here for less than a year).
Can I join in? :bounce: :bounce:
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Hold on Debs hun ...... I'm a cummin
Oh this is fun :bounce:
oooooooo check out all the newbies
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waves hands in air meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
can i .........can i .............can i please :bounce:
Well well guess as a kinda newbie i should comply with this demand and who am i to disobey a woman!!!
1) Inside leg, 32 inches so plenty of clearance room to manoever with...
2) How Big is it? Well big enough to make a nice snug fit and long enough to fit all orifices but for the tape measure brigade then 7 inches depending where you start from maybe more. Debs, i need a second opinion on that one ok
3) I am clean shaven on the chin and head but no buggers getting near me balls with a razor, wouldnt even trust me down there hehe
4) Do I like the can can? I'll do anything if asked nicely
5) Sense of humour? mmmmmm yep got one of them ok :P
6) Do I like older women, depends where the starting point is..... age is just a number any woman that is sexy and horny is good as far as i am concerned....
7) Sorry not into water sports!
8) Where does the cue start then?
9) Oh bugger there isnt a 9!!!! how about a 69 instead!
Grahamxxx
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3) I am clean shaven on the chin and head but no buggers getting near me balls with a razor, wouldnt even trust me down there hehe
ok chucks razor away
pulls out tweezers
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