MISSCHIEF AND DEBBIEWEBS.....................newbie men!!!!!

22 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Right, back on with our mission ..........
:karaoke:
We shall not,
we shall not be moved

Hmmmm wrong song :undecided:
:karaoke:
Cum on Newbies,
Newbies cum on!

Sorry MISSCHIFF!
But it is friday night!......and the song goes!

We Will We will.........cam you!
Now you newbies!.........can you do the cam cam?? :bounce:

22 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Does it vibrate controls ..... are ambulance men allowed to treat women with such things, to force em to take in oxygen?

As Lister in Red Dwarf says "or we can forget the preliminaries and move straight onto the malpractice"
BTW that is an oxygen set, the thing with the blue strap is the mask...

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
hello my name is Eric I am a newbie ...havn't had time to get my avereater on yet but can I be inspected please

Dave ... in the GFZ you don't need to pretend .... oldies and newbies alike can be inspected, just slip into the jacuzzi and we'll take it from there smile

Ah calista such a sweetie ...unlike them others that just wanna kick us oldies out to make way for fresh meat.....eeermm I mean blood.
Unfortunately I steer clear of the GFZ....too much drinking and stuff in there.
but your kind offer is noted and a double Pernod and Tizer will be yours at the next munch!

22 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
Ah calista such a sweetie ...unlike them others that just wanna kick us oldies out to make way for fresh meat.....eeermm I mean blood.
Unfortunately I steer clear of the GFZ....too much drinking and stuff in there.
but your kind offer is noted and a double Pernod and Tizer will be yours at the next munch!

Ahh well you see Dave ... I know .. with age comes experience and wisdom ....
you see ... double pernod and tizer ... pure clas there

22 Oct 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry - this is a mini hijack. I just spurted vodka and vanilla coke (is there any other?) over the monitor as I read Dave's profile of hedgehog milker!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Alright - as you were!!!
I appear to be the one woman on duty here tonight!!! Oh heck - my hammock won't do them justice!!!!

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Rainbows
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry - this is a mini hijack. I just spurted vodka and vanilla coke (is there any other?) over the monitor as I read Dave's profile of hedgehog milker!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Alright - as you were!!!
I appear to be the one woman on duty here tonight!!! Oh heck - my hammock won't do them justice!!!!

a quick hi-jack response
yes Rainbow I'm rather proud ,as far as I am aware there are now only three milkers left in the U.K. and I have been to the states to assist with efforts there.
The American hedgehog whilst slightly larger and more robust than the European, has been declining for a number of years mainly due to the vast tracks of land that have been opened up for wheat farming. Because of this decline in hedghogs there has been a sharp increase in the common wheat slug, to the point where the economy of the country has been damaged because of the poor harvests which in turn have increased the price of wheat. It's been estimated that the cost to the United States in lost wheat and grain is in excess of 4 billion dollars.
I spent over four months there last year milking the hedgehogs to provide the much needed sperm for their captive breeding programme, the idea being to build up the population again and halt the growth of the wheat slug population by natural methods.
hi-jack over

22 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry - this is a mini hijack. I just spurted vodka and vanilla coke (is there any other?) over the monitor as I read Dave's profile of hedgehog milker!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Alright - as you were!!!
I appear to be the one woman on duty here tonight!!! Oh heck - my hammock won't do them justice!!!!

a quick hi-jack response
yes Rainbow I'm rather proud ,as far as I am aware there are now only three milkers left in the U.K. and I have been to the states to assist with efforts there.
The American hedgehog whilst slightly larger and more robust than the European, has been declining for a number of years mainly due to the vast tracks of land that have been opened up for wheat farming. Because of this decline in hedghogs there has been a sharp increase in the common wheat slug, to the point where the economy of the country has been damaged because of the poor harvests which in turn have increased the price of wheat. It's been estimated that the cost to the United States in lost wheat and grain is in excess of 4 billion dollars.
I spent over four months there last year milking the hedgehogs to provide the much needed sperm for their captive breeding programme, the idea being to build up the population again and halt the growth of the wheat slug population by natural methods.
hi-jack over
DO NOT try and get thru to Female Union Coalition Kamp with such hedgehow milking technicques!!! WE are on to you. !!!!

22 Oct 2004

One of my favourite sayings in a flustered situation is: "Its like milking an ant!"
But I reckon I'll upsize to a hedgehog now!

22 Oct 2004

RIGHT OFF TO BED GIRLS enouthe caming tonight i am nackerd!
NOW GIRLS Debbiewebs is hoping you hold the fort til i get back in OK! :thumbup:
Now stand to attention when i am speacking to ya! :x
MISSCHIFF!.....your incommand!
And dont let sarge get up to his tricks again! :twisted: :twisted:

22 Oct 2004

Now this is sarge!......geting up to his tricks..........trying to frighten them newbies off!
so keep guard!

22 Oct 2004

Stuff the newbies, that's enough to frighten me!
:scared: :scared: :scared:

6 Jan 2005

well im a newbie so will attempt to answer all the questions
1.... 32"inside leg
2.... 8.5"
3.....paartly yes but have been known to go fully lol
4...prefer belly bumping to be honest biggrin

5.....ive been told i have one yes
6.........mmmm mega perking @ older women wink

7 ..... cant spell meself so wont be me lol
9... oh im in line
ops sorry i did cum all at once

6 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

1) inside leg 33 inches
2) lol 7 inches when hard
3) my face is shaved no where else
4) can't dance
5) of course I don't LOL
^) mayby - such secrets have to be found out and not divulged on here. ;)

6 Jan 2005

Debs waits patiently for Mischief so we can get on to the cough and drop
MISSY WHERE ARE YOU........get out of that bed

6 Jan 2005

Hi Girls first time in here so here's my application..................................
1. 33
2. A good (fishermans) ft.
3. like an eggshell
4. whenever I can I can
5. Depends whoose humor I'm sensing
6. A pulse would be nice
7. The Oxford dictionary definatly needs updating I think
8. Mmmmmmmmm done

6 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!

So its fair game for the regulars then?..... :shock: biggrin

:scared:

6 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP

7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!

So its fair game for the regulars then?..... :shock: biggrin

:scared:

HungryP here have a smack bottom from me cheeky! :smackbottom: and out ....go on bugger off....... you are not a newbie scat!

6 Jan 2005

I'm a newbie ok? (Been here for less than a year).
Can I join in? :bounce: :bounce:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

6 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
HungryP here have a smack bottom from me cheeky! and out ....go on bugger off....... you are not a newbie scat!

Well at least she waves as she brutally kicks me confused

Quote by Debbiewebs
RIGHT OFF TO BED GIRLS enouthe caming tonight i am nackerd!
NOW GIRLS Debbiewebs is hoping you hold the fort til i get back in OK! :thumbup:
Now stand to attention when i am speacking to ya! :x
MISSCHIFF!.....your incommand!

You mean I can't compliment you on your creative imagination (& some teeny weeny comments on the spelling & grammar) dunno

6 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

1) dunno
2) 6ish
3) yup, everywhere biggrin

4) not sure I can can can
5) you tell me
6) oh yes
7) couldn't read that q, wink

8) isn't really a question :cry:

6 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

Hmm... Ok
1: From my arse to the floor generally, unless pissed, then could be anywhere.
2: See 1: :twisted:
3: Occasioanally singed with the friction, but not shaved.
4: Can't can't.
5: If you look like me you have to have one.
6: I'm not into necrophilia thank you. (think that's how it's spelt)
7: Number 6 wasn't a piss take I really wasn't sure.
8: I just did, but if you give me a day or two I'm sure I can get it up again.

7 Jan 2005

OK OK stop there... i have to announce that my co partner Mischief ......... that does the drop bit ....has flounced sad

.......Miisschife has done so much drops that she has friction burns on her hands with the pulling down the trousers :( .... and is having to take it easy for the time being
and me self...... i have made so many men cough that i have a cough myself now!
So we are both having to take it easy.....now if any other women or men would like to take the job over feel free!
Debsxxxx

7 Jan 2005

Hold on Debs hun ...... I'm a cummin
Oh this is fun :bounce:

7 Jan 2005

oooooooo check out all the newbies
:twisted:
waves hands in air meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
can i .........can i .............can i please :bounce:

7 Jan 2005

Well well guess as a kinda newbie i should comply with this demand and who am i to disobey a woman!!!
1) Inside leg, 32 inches so plenty of clearance room to manoever with...
2) How Big is it? Well big enough to make a nice snug fit and long enough to fit all orifices but for the tape measure brigade then 7 inches depending where you start from maybe more. Debs, i need a second opinion on that one ok
3) I am clean shaven on the chin and head but no buggers getting near me balls with a razor, wouldnt even trust me down there hehe
4) Do I like the can can? I'll do anything if asked nicely
5) Sense of humour? mmmmmm yep got one of them ok :P
6) Do I like older women, depends where the starting point is..... age is just a number any woman that is sexy and horny is good as far as i am concerned....
7) Sorry not into water sports!
8) Where does the cue start then?
9) Oh bugger there isnt a 9!!!! how about a 69 instead!
Grahamxxx

7 Jan 2005

[quote="Gray2003)
3) I am clean shaven on the chin and head but no buggers getting near me balls with a razor, wouldnt even trust me down there hehe
ok chucks razor away
pulls out tweezers
:twisted:

7 Jan 2005

OUCH! mmmmm have u got a steady hand then red?
:twisted: confused

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

Ill give it a go!
1. 32"
2. 6"
3. Yep
4. Hehe no!
5. No im a miserable bastard
6. Never tried!