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MISSCHIEF AND DEBBIEWEBS.....................newbie men!!!!!

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Quote by Brown_Bread26mLeeds
Right, I'm breaking the picket - cant be doing all this standing out in the cold!
1> 32"
2> 6.5" on a good day
3> shaved head, shaved face, and of course shaved bits
4> can can what?
5> sick & twisted sense of humour (think League of Gentlemen meets Evil Dead)
6> older? yea, sure, but everyones different so im sure there are some i like more then others
7> whats wrong with your spelling?
8> :wanker:
anything else i have to do for initiation?
biggrin


RIGHT....now i no that MISSCHIFF has been hiding you behind me back!

MISSCHEFF..........Debs wants words!............NOW smackbottom
Go Girls, I'm right behind you. lol
5 miles behind should do the trick
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments rolleyes
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved? dunno
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor? hump
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out! smackbottom
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

1, dunno
2, 8-9 inches....so ive been told, got pics on my phone to show
3, yes
4, if im drunk
5, yes
6,yes
7, ok sorry
8, im waiting for your pm :twisted:
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Go Girls, I'm right behind you. lol
5 miles behind should do the trick
Love
Wilma
x x x x

SHIT, guys watch it, wilma carries a shotgun !!!!!
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Go Girls, I'm right behind you. lol
5 miles behind should do the trick
Love
Wilma
x x x x


WOOO WHOOOO ..................... WilmaFlinstone with us!
:bounce:

Hey MISSCHEFF getting are own union here!
COME ON GIRLS JOIN US!!
:bounce: :bounce:
Dont let them men beat us! :thumbup:
Oh for crying out loud!!!!!! Drifter!!!!! Brown Bread!!! What you bluddy doing?? rolleyes I had you securely up me jumper, how the hell did you get out :shock: You would've been safe there, but nooooooooo, you had to be nosy and climb out.
Debs :uhoh: ....... was .... errrr.... keeping em new for when you got back on here, yeh that's what I was doing
:smile2:
As for you Brumlad! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You better get your backside back out there with that lot ....... oh and take these lyrics out, none of you seem to know the words. what is it with men and camp fires? dunno
:karaoke:
Ging gang gooli gooli gooli gooli
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
Ging gang gooli gooli gooli gooli watcha
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
Hay la, hay la shay la,
Hay la shay la hay la ho-o.
Hay la, hay la shay la.
Hay la shay la hay la ho.
Shawly wally, shawly wally,
Shawly wally, shawly wally
Umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa!

Wilma!!!!!!!!!!! I saw that!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :smackbottom:
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Go Girls, I'm right behind you. lol
5 miles behind should do the trick
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Wilma you're so far behind them you are actually stood on my toes. Y-ouch.
(Nice to see you again hunny) kiss
Not another bleedin' strike. Don't tell me you need me to rally the troops again do you? I mean the last one lasted a whole half day before we managed to persuade Blue to shag all comers no matter who they were. Hmmm we could use Blues help here I think. rolleyes
Quote by brumlad
Go Girls, I'm right behind you. lol
5 miles behind should do the trick
Love
Wilma
x x x x

SHIT, guys watch it, wilma carries a shotgun !!!!!
Now where is it, I know it's in here somewhere.......

ahhhhh there she is. Come on punk make my day!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
kisses to Brumlad - good to see you xxxxxx
Hiya Matt
Sorry Girls all this attention from the boys how could I possibly resist. I'm on there side. (well for now anyway!)
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Cardiff_lad
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments rolleyes
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved? dunno
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor? hump
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out! smackbottom
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

1, dunno
2, 8-9 inches....so ive been told, got pics on my phone to show
3, yes
4, if im drunk
5, yes
6,yes
7, ok sorry
8, im waiting for your pm :twisted:
NEXT!.... lol ............. you are anouther that MISSCHIFF been hiding!....HUH!... :twisted: .. only newbies that havent posted allowed!........ok :thumbup:
Debbiewebs stomps! :roll:
We shall not, we shall not be moved
We shall not, we shall not be moved
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Hiya Matt
Sorry Girls all this attention from the boys how could I possibly resist. I'm on there side. (well for now anyway!)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

You know it makes sense Wilma. How could you not like hundreds of mens devoted attention on you?
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hey MISSCHEFF getting are own union here!
COME ON GIRLS JOIN US!! :bounce: :bounce:
Dont let them men beat us! :thumbup:

Another sister to the cause now smile Welcome Wilma... I must also raise under point 1.2 b of the charter that our founder member was of the female persuasion...
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Hiya Matt
Sorry Girls all this attention from the boys how could I possibly resist. I'm on there side. (well for now anyway!)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Guys, I smell something fishy here !!!! :twisted:
Wilma, assume the position, if we're to allow you anywhere near the Sarges intelligence unit (god knows what on earth he's got tucked away in there) we're going to have to frisk you :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Hiya Matt
Sorry Girls all this attention from the boys how could I possibly resist. I'm on there side. (well for now anyway!)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

RIGHT WAR!........with wilma!
Fill yer boots Brumlad!!
FRISK ME!!! I DARE YA!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hiya Matt
Sorry Girls all this attention from the boys how could I possibly resist. I'm on there side. (well for now anyway!)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

RIGHT WAR!........with wilma!
Is that a tug o war Debbie?
Right lads, all together now.
Heave
Quote by Debbiewebs
RIGHT WAR!........with wilma!

Hmm Debbiewebs ! V Wilma
My votes on one with gun...
Quote by brumlad
We shall not, we shall not be moved
We shall not, we shall not be moved

Oh this is too easy rolleyes

Didnt take much did it Brumlad ........ definitely saw something move there! :twisted:
:smile2:
I don't know what you mean Misschief. I usually have this nasty habbit of just gazing at your lovely avatar I actually forget to read your posts.
I'll try it again.
Nope, damn. Stop being sexy you little scrumpet.
Misschief - that pic of me was for your eyes only not for the whole board to ogle! redface
NO it will not work I say, right lads, union order 32.7 section C is now in effect ...EYES DOWN!!!
Quote by mattmoleman
Nope, damn. Stop being sexy you little scrumpet.

Ooooh Matt I think I love you! :twisted:
Quote by tallnhairy
NO it will not work I say, right lads, union order 32.7 section C is now in effect ... EYES DOWN!!!

Ahhhhhh eyes maybe down ........ too late, there's the tell tale UP showing :twisted:
Quote by tallnhairy
NO it will not work I say, right lads, union order 32.7 section C is now in effect ... EYES DOWN!!!

Can I just practise the union order of 31.1 section B paragraph 3.
"All members are aloud to leave the picket line only if they go down...."
I can never remember what the rest of the saying was but that part krept into my head when I finally read Misschiefs last post.
Quote by tallnhairy
You can't blame me for trying, can you? lol. Anyway, I am new compared to most of the people here.

Drifter you cant let them get to you brother... Come join us for a chip butty on the official picket lines...
Magic more signs are ready, anyone got an idea for the chant?

Whose got the matches for the fire...
well done TnH! i'm proud of you son!
as yer official SH loonie lefty, i have some experience of the whole shoutie protest thingumbob!
i've been working hard on the officiall protest chant . . . think you'll like this one . . .
what do we want
missy and debs and wilma to inspect us thoroughly
when do we want it
all the bloody time

see! good at this eh? right where's me loudhailer?
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
what do we want
missy and debs and wilma to inspect us thoroughly
when do we want it
all the bloody time
see! good at this eh? right where's me loudhailer?
neil x x x ;)

Oh blimey, heres the resident hooligan rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
where's me loudhailer?

<misschief passes Neil his inhaler rolleyes > Now stop loudhailing cos it just makes you cough!
Quote by mattmoleman
NO it will not work I say, right lads, union order 32.7 section C is now in effect ... EYES DOWN!!!

Can I just practise the union order of 31.1 section B paragraph 3.
"All members are aloud to leave the picket line only if they go down...."
I can never remember what the rest of the saying was but that part krept into my head when I finally read Misschiefs last post.
Ahh yes, under emergency precautions act...
Well I've been up Misschief's jumper for the last three months behind enemy lines. I haven't been inspected but I've done plenty o' inspection.
This neglect I canna put up wi' no moore (Fuck I've turned into a Scotsman up there!) so I'm out - right out as it were on the picket line.
I'm picketting for inspection!!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
what do we want
missy and debs and wilma to inspect us thoroughly
when do we want it
all the bloody time
see! good at this eh? right where's me loudhailer?
neil x x x ;)

Oh blimey, heres the resident hooligan rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
where's me loudhailer?

<misschief passes Neil his inhaler rolleyes > Now stop loudhailing cos it just makes you cough!
ooooooooooooo but MISSCHIFF!..............i like it!.........cannot beat abit of heavey breathing! :roll: