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MISSCHIEF..has been hijacked by new age protesters...
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Kerthump......grrrowwlll.....grrrummpphhh......kaappowww..... holy...sshhhiiittte.....
No Robin! I said snag the bear! snag it! for gods sake your going to have to tie your mask above your ears.
Come boy wonder, there is a case of kidnap that we may be called upon to investigate as the worlds most effective crime fighters. You will remember how we were on alert to assist our British cousins Holmes and Watson who were looking into the swingheaven case, we'll it would seem that one of their members has been imprisoned by another member and is demanding money for her release. The victims name is MISSCHIEF and her abductor goes by the name of rocky horror.
Grrrrrr..... arghhh... Galloping grizzlies Batman get The bear off me ssccrrrreeeecchhh!
Hang on old friend I'll use the stun gun we dont want to kill the creature its only trying to protect itself zzzzaaaaaapppppp there that should do it now, snap those lycra shorts back on old friend and lets away to the batcave to make preperations.
3 adverts later........
O.K. Boy wonder, this could get nasty, we will monitor the thread before we take action, we dont want to the rocky horror into harming his victim.
Throbbin Knobbins! Batman If he harms a hair on her head, he will have me to answer too.
I know old friend but stay calm we must not get carried away a maidens fate is in our hands.
Twinging Tonka's Batman I wouldn't mind her being in my hands, I'd show her why they call me the boy wonder.
Stop that Robin, you are talking like a character of today instead of the wholsome clean cut figure of the sixties, whose only interest was fighting crime and making the world a safer place for grey haired ladies and women pushing baby carriages.
I know Batman but I have moved with the times and I am no longer the boy I was, our faithfull butler Alfred has been covering for me for years, all the time you thought I was in my room studying I was out drinking and shagging!
Robin, this is not the time to discuss your filthy development from a young crime fighter into a debauched leacherous fiend.
Holy Humping! Batman you've room to talk I saw what the viewers didnt see once the cameras stopped rolling HA! if only your fans knew the real reason the Penguin walks with that short gait! and what of the Catwomen.
Stop this Boy Wonder your contract with the networks could be in jeorpady old friend.
I dont care any more Batman why should you get the cat licking your cream, whilst I m supposed to study all the time. Its time you told the world that you are not only Bruce Wayne but.....
NO ROBIN!!
Oh yes Batman! I am going to tell the world that you are really... what are you doing with that bear Batman!!!!! Great hairy bear bollocks Batman dont untie it!!! dont!!!
Sorry Boy Wonder but the world nust never know that I the caped crusader is really....
GRRRR!!! GGGRRROOOWWWWLLL!!!! RRRRIIPPPP!! SNNAAARRLLLL!! AAARRGGGHHHH!
Will the Boy Wonder survive the bear attack?
Will Batmans true identity be revealed to the world?
Will the dynamic duo return to crime fighting together?
Will the Rocky Horror be stopped in time?
Will MISCHIEF be rescued in time?
Will the Peguins injuries heal and allow him to walk normally again?
Will other members of swingheaven resue MISSCHIEF?
These and other questions answered in next weeks episode of.......BATMAN & ROBIN
No Robin! I said snag the bear! snag it! for gods sake your going to have to tie your mask above your ears.
Come boy wonder, there is a case of kidnap that we may be called upon to investigate as the worlds most effective crime fighters. You will remember how we were on alert to assist our British cousins Holmes and Watson who were looking into the swingheaven case, we'll it would seem that one of their members has been imprisoned by another member and is demanding money for her release. The victims name is MISSCHIEF and her abductor goes by the name of rocky horror.
Grrrrrr..... arghhh... Galloping grizzlies Batman get The bear off me ssccrrrreeeecchhh!
Hang on old friend I'll use the stun gun we dont want to kill the creature its only trying to protect itself zzzzaaaaaapppppp there that should do it now, snap those lycra shorts back on old friend and lets away to the batcave to make preperations.
3 adverts later........
O.K. Boy wonder, this could get nasty, we will monitor the thread before we take action, we dont want to the rocky horror into harming his victim.
Throbbin Knobbins! Batman If he harms a hair on her head, he will have me to answer too.
I know old friend but stay calm we must not get carried away a maidens fate is in our hands.
Twinging Tonka's Batman I wouldn't mind her being in my hands, I'd show her why they call me the boy wonder.
Stop that Robin, you are talking like a character of today instead of the wholsome clean cut figure of the sixties, whose only interest was fighting crime and making the world a safer place for grey haired ladies and women pushing baby carriages.
I know Batman but I have moved with the times and I am no longer the boy I was, our faithfull butler Alfred has been covering for me for years, all the time you thought I was in my room studying I was out drinking and shagging!
Robin, this is not the time to discuss your filthy development from a young crime fighter into a debauched leacherous fiend.
Holy Humping! Batman you've room to talk I saw what the viewers didnt see once the cameras stopped rolling HA! if only your fans knew the real reason the Penguin walks with that short gait! and what of the Catwomen.
Stop this Boy Wonder your contract with the networks could be in jeorpady old friend.
I dont care any more Batman why should you get the cat licking your cream, whilst I m supposed to study all the time. Its time you told the world that you are not only Bruce Wayne but.....
NO ROBIN!!
Oh yes Batman! I am going to tell the world that you are really... what are you doing with that bear Batman!!!!! Great hairy bear bollocks Batman dont untie it!!! dont!!!
Sorry Boy Wonder but the world nust never know that I the caped crusader is really....
GRRRR!!! GGGRRROOOWWWWLLL!!!! RRRRIIPPPP!! SNNAAARRLLLL!! AAARRGGGHHHH!
Will the Boy Wonder survive the bear attack?
Will Batmans true identity be revealed to the world?
Will the dynamic duo return to crime fighting together?
Will the Rocky Horror be stopped in time?
Will MISCHIEF be rescued in time?
Will the Peguins injuries heal and allow him to walk normally again?
Will other members of swingheaven resue MISSCHIEF?
These and other questions answered in next weeks episode of.......BATMAN & ROBIN
Right, no messin' about here. Misschief is precious, especially to our Carpy. Right, I'll fight you swines one at a time, or I'll trade, whichever you wish. I have a 1953 Ferguson T20 Diesel Tractor-good starter, not addicted to 'Easy-start', complete with 2 furrow match plough, cultivator and earth-bucket. Now then, who could resist that? Its my pride and joy, but I'd give it up to secure the release of our dear Mini-ChaCha. AND I'll throw in a 1949 Bamford hand powered 'root chopper'-wow, you'll all be creaming your knicks at that!!!
So, you evil fiends, is it going to come to fighting the old artificer, pumped full of 10% scrumpy (not advisable or are you ready to trade? You have 20 minutes to make your minds up: then it's on with the 'steelies', out with the whetsone to sharpen up me 'sugar beet knife', and I'm on me way!!!!
So, you evil fiends, is it going to come to fighting the old artificer, pumped full of 10% scrumpy (not advisable or are you ready to trade? You have 20 minutes to make your minds up: then it's on with the 'steelies', out with the whetsone to sharpen up me 'sugar beet knife', and I'm on me way!!!!
Sex God
Well if it doesn't have to be money and if you evil swine are prepared to exchange for goods then we have just cleared out our garage and can offer the following list of desirable and usefull items.
several tins of paint, various colours.
one Hotpoint twin tub complete with tongs and prodder.
A Qualcast cylinder mower with grass collection bucket ( FSH Qualcast)
A set ( minus Peter Bonetti) of 1966 world cup squad car stickers
Selction of imperial nuts and bolts.
A full hampsters home with connecting tubes and chambers in smoke blue plastic.
Seventeen full Greenshield stamp books.
One pair size nine pathfinder boots boxed.
3 clean cotton dust sheets 12'x8'
One two man tent complete with case and pegs.
A Quality street tin filled with assorted hinges.
One Raleigh Grifter.
Quantity of wood offcuts.
6 c1960 panelled doors.
One drill chuck.
Fidelity hifi with wafty cassette player needs slight attention.
1974 Vauxhall Viva estate only six previous owners two months MOT.
several tins of paint, various colours.
one Hotpoint twin tub complete with tongs and prodder.
A Qualcast cylinder mower with grass collection bucket ( FSH Qualcast)
A set ( minus Peter Bonetti) of 1966 world cup squad car stickers
Selction of imperial nuts and bolts.
A full hampsters home with connecting tubes and chambers in smoke blue plastic.
Seventeen full Greenshield stamp books.
One pair size nine pathfinder boots boxed.
3 clean cotton dust sheets 12'x8'
One two man tent complete with case and pegs.
A Quality street tin filled with assorted hinges.
One Raleigh Grifter.
Quantity of wood offcuts.
6 c1960 panelled doors.
One drill chuck.
Fidelity hifi with wafty cassette player needs slight attention.
1974 Vauxhall Viva estate only six previous owners two months MOT.
Right !
Sarge - keep that task force on hold for the mo. I'm sure you'd not want to go off too soon ! Lets see if Rocky takes any of our offers of goodies in exchange for her then we can use a vehicle or two to ferry the stuff to him to do the exchange !!
We've just got to wait this out and see what happens......if only we knew what was going on there.........................
Sarge - keep that task force on hold for the mo. I'm sure you'd not want to go off too soon ! Lets see if Rocky takes any of our offers of goodies in exchange for her then we can use a vehicle or two to ferry the stuff to him to do the exchange !!
We've just got to wait this out and see what happens......if only we knew what was going on there.........................
Well my half hearted pleas for help haven't brought any saviours, hmmmm wonder what they're all up to! Probably blind drunk in the GFZ
Show me the silly hairdo I've been given, wheres the bluddy mirror, it can't be that funny Rocky! ...... oh and pass me another blanket, it's freezing ....... I know it's your only one but this was your silly idea to kidnap me! Couldn't we have just gone to a nice hotel instead, or could you have kidnapped me a tad closer to midsummer!! ..... Whats this! Call that food! I want proper food! I don't care that bbq is the fashion this time of year .... its not fashion with all these burnt bits on it! ..... This jacket potato is too dry, can you put some more butter on it?... that's not proper butter! bluddy Flora rubbish ... well of course I would do it myself, but you tied me up with these silk scarves remember! Which, by the way came undone, had to try and tie it up properly myself using my teeth! .... Ok you can feed that muck to me now .... not like that, cut it up a bit you ! ..... What do you mean you wish you had chosen someone else to kidnap! ... don't you be so cheeky, I'm bluddy furious I've missed Pop Idol reruns tonight, so don't you start regretting this matey!
Come back here Rocky, don't you wander off on me for some peace and quiet! ..... There's noone else around so you will just have to stay put and listen to me ..... now where was I ... oh yeh, another mouthful of chicken please, can you brush the charred bits off first tho, is there any sauce to go with this it's rather dry you know! ... ok no sauce, well gimme some of that wine then, thats better ... and whats more .... hey, you come right back here buster, I haven't finished yet! .....
Show me the silly hairdo I've been given, wheres the bluddy mirror, it can't be that funny Rocky! ...... oh and pass me another blanket, it's freezing ....... I know it's your only one but this was your silly idea to kidnap me! Couldn't we have just gone to a nice hotel instead, or could you have kidnapped me a tad closer to midsummer!! ..... Whats this! Call that food! I want proper food! I don't care that bbq is the fashion this time of year .... its not fashion with all these burnt bits on it! ..... This jacket potato is too dry, can you put some more butter on it?... that's not proper butter! bluddy Flora rubbish ... well of course I would do it myself, but you tied me up with these silk scarves remember! Which, by the way came undone, had to try and tie it up properly myself using my teeth! .... Ok you can feed that muck to me now .... not like that, cut it up a bit you ! ..... What do you mean you wish you had chosen someone else to kidnap! ... don't you be so cheeky, I'm bluddy furious I've missed Pop Idol reruns tonight, so don't you start regretting this matey!
Come back here Rocky, don't you wander off on me for some peace and quiet! ..... There's noone else around so you will just have to stay put and listen to me ..... now where was I ... oh yeh, another mouthful of chicken please, can you brush the charred bits off first tho, is there any sauce to go with this it's rather dry you know! ... ok no sauce, well gimme some of that wine then, thats better ... and whats more .... hey, you come right back here buster, I haven't finished yet! .....
Wot a night we had...Like a bloody snake that misschief. We kept her in a treehouse at the bottom of the garden 'cos being eco friendly, we thought it more of a protest sign. The ropes were a turn on, so we got the shackles out..same thing. In the end we just did not know what to do...
It IS a dilema when the captive turns out to be so, well unexpectidly wanting to be hogtied...!
It IS a dilema when the captive turns out to be so, well unexpectidly wanting to be hogtied...!
Wow! you lot are the best :inlove: just the best!
All those Swapsies - Noel Edmunds would've been in his element
Sarge, where did you pick up that boat! and with full crew too!!! :lol2:
Rocky, considering it was a kidnap it was a bluddy good night
....... thought we agreed not to release me til a week Tuesday :twisted: ........ restraints could've been a tad tighter too :twisted:
All those Swapsies - Noel Edmunds would've been in his element
Sarge, where did you pick up that boat! and with full crew too!!! :lol2:
Rocky, considering it was a kidnap it was a bluddy good night
....... thought we agreed not to release me til a week Tuesday :twisted: ........ restraints could've been a tad tighter too :twisted: 
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u can come to MY aid honey!
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Master of Sex
*rushes in to save Misschief*
Hang on, if she's tied up, can I delay the rescue bit?
Hang on, if she's tied up, can I delay the rescue bit?
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