mmm, My tea ! ! !

28 Jul 2005

H`red,, dino, do you want pizza ? biggrin

Dino,, that`d be nice, yes please
H`red,, you sit down hun, i`ll warm it thru for you, biggrin

Dino,, thanks babe.
Pizza arrives :P , i cut the pizza and begin to eat it.
It tastes fine, then,,,,,,,it begins to tastes odd,,,,,,then it tastes f**kin orrible! ! confused

I lift up the base only to see,,,,,,,a melted mass of plastic packaging welded to the pizza base :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So instead,,,,,,I made myself a sandwich confused

28 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
H`red,, dino, do you want pizza ?
Dino,, that`d be nice, yes please
H`red,, you sit down hun, i`ll warm it thru for you,
Dino,, thanks babe.
Pizza arrives :P , i cut the pizza and begin to eat it.
It tastes fine, then,,,,,,,it begins to tastes odd,,,,,,then it tastes f**kin orrible! !
I lift up the base only to see,,,,,,,a melted mass of plastic packaging welded to the pizza base :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So instead,,,,,,I made myself a sandwich

This woundn't have anything to do with your attempts at laundry, would it? As in, " You can't do house work right, so I can't do the cooking right! " Oh dear....

28 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
H`red,, dino, do you want pizza ?
Dino,, that`d be nice, yes please
H`red,, you sit down hun, i`ll warm it thru for you,
Dino,, thanks babe.
Pizza arrives :P , i cut the pizza and begin to eat it.
It tastes fine, then,,,,,,,it begins to tastes odd,,,,,,then it tastes f**kin orrible! !
I lift up the base only to see,,,,,,,a melted mass of plastic packaging welded to the pizza base :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So instead,,,,,,I made myself a sandwich

Dino i would bolt

NOW :boxing:
I actually had more important things to think about :rascal: :rascal:

28 Jul 2005

Did you use plastic cheese in your sandwich ? lol

28 Jul 2005

Quote by HornyRed
H`red,, dino, do you want pizza ?
Dino,, that`d be nice, yes please
H`red,, you sit down hun, i`ll warm it thru for you,
Dino,, thanks babe.
Pizza arrives :P , i cut the pizza and begin to eat it.
It tastes fine, then,,,,,,,it begins to tastes odd,,,,,,then it tastes f**kin orrible! !
I lift up the base only to see,,,,,,,a melted mass of plastic packaging welded to the pizza base :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So instead,,,,,,I made myself a sandwich

Dino i would bolt

NOW :boxing:
I actually had more important things to think about :rascal: :rascal:
Now what might they be I wonder? :grin: :grin: :twisted:

28 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
H`red,, dino, do you want pizza ?
Dino,, that`d be nice, yes please
H`red,, you sit down hun, i`ll warm it thru for you,
Dino,, thanks babe.
Pizza arrives :P , i cut the pizza and begin to eat it.
It tastes fine, then,,,,,,,it begins to tastes odd,,,,,,then it tastes f**kin orrible! !
I lift up the base only to see,,,,,,,a melted mass of plastic packaging welded to the pizza base :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So instead,,,,,,I made myself a sandwich

Dino i would bolt

NOW :boxing:
I actually had more important things to think about :rascal: :rascal:
Now what might they be I wonder? :grin: :grin: :twisted:
dunno

I have no idea !
:sticky: :rascal: :swingingchair:

28 Jul 2005

Women have lots of things to think about, what is a little bit of plastic
I can hear cook your own tea, coming up..................... lol

28 Jul 2005

Dino, you need to sort out some priorities, like reminding HR what needs to be remembered...viz wife is an acronym, for W = washing; I = ironing; F = fucking ( of course ); E = etcetera.
Simple, yet effective, Dino. Be a man and do it FFS!
BTW if you need help looking for your balls after you tell her, I will be only to happy to help :thumbup:

28 Jul 2005

WOMEN......THINK...... :shock: innocent

28 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
WOMEN......THINK...... :shock:

Yep we sure do,
I might just have to have a re think over the munch list lol

:twisted: :twisted:

28 Jul 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Dino, you need to sort out some priorities, like reminding HR what needs to be remembered...viz wife is an acronym, for W = washing; I = ironing; F = fucking ( of course ); E = etcetera.
Simple, yet effective, Dino. Be a man and do it FFS!
BTW if you need help looking for your balls after you tell her, I will be only to happy to help :thumbup:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

28 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
WOMEN......THINK...... :shock:

I was about to add....A LOT
worship

More than men.......when assleep

28 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
WOMEN......THINK...... :shock:

I was about to add....A LOT
worship

28 Jul 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Dino, you need to sort out some priorities, like reminding HR what needs to be remembered...viz wife is an acronym, for W = washing; I = ironing; F = fucking ( of course ); E = etcetera.
Simple, yet effective, Dino. Be a man and do it FFS!
BTW if you need help looking for your balls after you tell her, I will be only to happy to help :thumbup:

:kick:

Sarah he will be making his own tea rotflmao

which gives me more time for :rascal: thinking....... :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

28 Jul 2005

Hornyred, that is the correct thing to do, it will give you more thinking time to sort out what you are wearing to the Munch!
I like a man in my kitchen :twisted: and he enjoys cooking for me!

28 Jul 2005

Quote by Sarah
Hornyred, that is the correct thing to do, it will give you more thinking time to sort out what you are wearing to the Munch!
I like a man in my kitchen :twisted: and he enjoys cooking for me!

So Sarah would you like HP sauce with your beans on toast lol

28 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
Hornyred, that is the correct thing to do, it will give you more thinking time to sort out what you are wearing to the Munch!
I like a man in my kitchen :twisted: and he enjoys cooking for me!

So Sarah would you like HP sauce with your beans on toast lol

Mr FC, you KNOW the way to my kitchen :shock: :shock:
And no to HP sauce

28 Jul 2005

Well that trip to the Indian restaurant, still sounds sooooooooo good (and safer)! wink

28 Jul 2005

Mr FC, you KNOW the way to my kitchen icon_ icon_
And no to HP sauce
:huh: Nope!!! 'aint' tidying another kitchen.....no rolleyes

you women insist on cooking these elaborate meals........what's that.....make it worth my while? Oh go on then confused

MrFC sees a bacon sandwich coming his way

28 Jul 2005

Meanwhile,,,,,,,,
I`M STARVIN evil

28 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
Meanwhile,,,,,,,,
I`M STARVIN

Fancy some of yesterdays pizza and salad cream lol

28 Jul 2005

bacon sandwiches at mine then, who is coming over???

28 Jul 2005

Did someone say bacon...
(The cook of this house)

28 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
Meanwhile,,,,,,,,
I`M STARVIN

Fancy some of yesterdays pizza and salad cream lol

At the moment, that sounds very nice :P , plastic free i hope confused

im wasting awaaaaaaaayy! ! sad

28 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
Meanwhile,,,,,,,,
I`M STARVIN

28 Jul 2005

Quote by Sarah
bacon sandwiches at mine then, who is coming over???

Yes please!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: ( smoked for preference, funnily enough :lol2: )

28 Jul 2005

quote="Sarah"]bacon sandwiches at mine then, who is coming over???
Err!!! Does that include wine?? cool

28 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
quote="Sarah"]bacon sandwiches at mine then, who is coming over???

Err!!! Does that include wine?? cool

Ooooooooooooh! And a bath? :rascal: :rascal:
Truckie's paradise! On my way.............
bolt

28 Jul 2005

ah red, it's a good thing you're easy on the eye rotflmao

even i can't bolox up a pizza

29 Jul 2005

HR & D
What's for dinner tonight, I might just pop round and watch you cook............. lol