1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
>have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
>2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
>3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
>4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
>5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754....
>
>If you haven't, add 1753 .........
>6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
>You should have a three digit number ....
>The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you
>want to have chocolate each week).
>The next two numbers are ..........
>YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
>
>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2004) IT WILL EVER WORK!
