TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking b*****ks.
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
MEERKATTING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and
people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also applies to
applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into
when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or
start a "home business".
SINBAD - single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic
device to get it to work again.
OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')
BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after booze cruise at 3am.
BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze
cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here,
and where you've come from.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent
who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying
stars that staff, at fast-food restaurants, often wear to show their level of training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when
viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo!
Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub
is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you
wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed
instead.
PEARLHARBOUR - Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour" out there, (there's a nasty nip in the air)
Leo xxx
