MODS i have a complaint to make grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

25 Sep 2004

now then have been in this cafÃ© for over months now!
its takes me 7 clicks to get in here
1...........to switch on the electrics
2..........to press the on button on me PC
3..........2 click on me broad band
4..........1 clicks to get into swinging heaven
5..........1 click to get into the forum
6..........1 click to get into the cafÃ©!
= 7 bloody clicks
now my complaint is when am i going to get a bloody coffee!
here i am here pressing all the buttons on me PC!.....and not one bloody cup drops down neither mind a drop of water!
Well its not on i can tell you!
thats it want me bloody clicks back
4900 clicks you own me!.....ok!
Debbiwebs wink

25 Sep 2004

God Debs you just crack me up hunni kiss

Shireen
xxx

25 Sep 2004

FFS Debs you have too much time on your hands
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

25 Sep 2004

Quote by Mark
Click on the 'Click here for the swingers coffee shop' link
Type in your desired HotDrink and click 'Pour Now!'
Type in the following, including the forward slash at the beginning, or it won't work:-
/ns register esspresso yourpassword
Then you should instantly get an e-mail with an activation code in it. Using that number
simply enter the following message and you're done:-
/ns ACTIVATE milkandtwosugarsplease
NOTE: You may find you then have to type in:-
/join #HerbalTea(yuck)
Just follow those instructions and you should be OK
If all that fails you need to go to the help desk and type in;-
/ns bring me the fuckin cappucino now

What ever you do once you've got your coffee don't read any of Debbieweb's posts it will end up all over the keyboard

25 Sep 2004

That's brilliant celtic kiss

There you go Debs.... Jobs a good un.. wink

Shireen
xx

25 Sep 2004

.......shit spat me own bloody coffee out here Celtic!...........now thats bugged me coffee making machine up!......no chance of getting me bloody clicks back now!....................... what are you like? rolleyes

25 Sep 2004

sos but i am pissing my self here rotflmao

just had a pm saying........................hi ur fit as fuck!.......now what has that got to do with me wanting a coffie out the cafe! dunno

the mind boggels

25 Sep 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
sos but i am pissing my self here
just had a pm saying........................hi ur fit as fuck!.......now what has that got to do with me wanting a coffie out the cafe! the mind boggels

I dunno... but if you can fit a coffee cup in there you might be fucked if you didn't drink the coffee first.
I recommend opening the drinks holder tray on your computer... with any luck a cup should drop out of the recess above and a warm stream of mouldy coffee will gently tinkle into the cup.

26 Sep 2004

Well, I think I've found the perfect PC for ya, DW...

But, you'll have to fight me for it... duel

26 Sep 2004

here you go hun, if your a good girl, ill bring it over meself!! wink

26 Sep 2004

Quote by GenHertsCpl
here you go hun, if your a good girl, ill bring it over meself!!

wooo whooo jump jump!.. :bounce: ........but would you bring the cream?.................. full cream here!
Debbiewebs rushes off to see if there going to the notts munch rolleyes

26 Sep 2004

Ladys and Gents.
May I introduce to you this years new and improoved coffee/tea cup retractable holder.
Also available for right hand people.
Notice that the cup is whitin easy reach, and positioned behind the keyboard, makes ot harder to knock over.