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Mona Lisas smile.....

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What's Mona Lisa smiling about....
I have always thought her smile a bit mischievous...
It appears to me she is looking longingly at something to her left....(a bed perhaps)
Was she giving Leonardo the come on?(as in can we take a break now!!! pleaseeeeee..) :rascal:
(Sure someone with the know how can put up her pic)

That's a smile??? confused
nah - thats an 'i've just farted and he wont know for about mmmm 1 minute' smile.... :giggle:
Leonardo has just said 'You're a gonna be the mosta famous lady ever painted' in his best Italian accent :haha:
She's thinking 'Knob Head! Shut up talking and paint, my piles are bloody killing me sat on this stool'
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That's a smile??? confused

Its all in the eyes maxi! cool
shes wishing she put her teeth in xx
When that painting was painted, it was reported she had numerous ammounts of wind, :shock:
Maybe she's thinking of an amorous assignation past or future...
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she's wearing vibrating love eggs????

and he has the remote!!!
trying to upload a photo which is probably not allowed. if you're interested I'll send the url. The similarity is uncanny.
Apparently the largest Mona Lisa in the known and unknown universe has just been unveiled in... Wrexham! Ta Daaaah!
My lisas a right mona
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My lisas a right mona
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So is mine!!!! biggrin
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Dan Brown (and some fellow Da Vinci fanatics) believe that the "secret" is that Mona Lisa is actually androgynous, or even a portrait of Da Vinci himself as a man-woman in some sort of weird conspiratorial nonsense about the sacred feminine and the bloodline of Christ.
These theories are complete arse-water.
It is a picture of a rather plain and lady called Lisa Gherardini, wife of Francesco Di Giocondo (hence the nickname, La Gioconda).
Personally, I think Da Vinci made her 'enigmatic' because without it, she'd be incredibly plain. It was a commission after all so he isn't likely to paint her with a big wart on her face and boil on the end of her nose.