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Monday Madness...Superman!?

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As this appears to be the forum area where you can ask random questions, i thought i'd save u from boredom for 1 min with the most intriguing question of all time...
When Superman (Clark Kent) is alerted to danger and "becomes" the man of steel to save the day, what does he do with all his clothes, and how does he get them back every time?!
Answers much appreciated!
:P dunno
Quite easily - the wardrobe crew pick them off the floor, launder them and hey presto! He puts them back on behind the camera confused :grin:
TJ wink
...but also, how is it that no matter what he does, he never tears/rips that skin-tight suit!? not even so much as a mark! how can his super-powers transfer to the suit alone but nothing else he just happens to be touching!? just imagine if his super-powers did transfer to things he touched though.... lol
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...but also, how is it that no matter what he does, he never tears/rips that skin-tight suit!? not even so much as a mark! how can his super-powers transfer to the suit alone but nothing else he just happens to be touching!? just imagine if his super-powers did transfer to things he touched though.... lol

I don't know-maybe the suit is made from un-rippable, un-tearable, un-stainable material ?
dunno
I don't like these trick questions :confused: evil lol
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...but also, how is it that no matter what he does, he never tears/rips that skin-tight suit!? not even so much as a mark! how can his super-powers transfer to the suit alone but nothing else he just happens to be touching!? just imagine if his super-powers did transfer to things he touched though.... lol

hi suit is made from the blanket his perants wraped him in on kripton so no it dont wrip?
bloody hell! do you know nothin????????? rolleyes wink
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...but also, how is it that no matter what he does, he never tears/rips that skin-tight suit!? not even so much as a mark! how can his super-powers transfer to the suit alone but nothing else he just happens to be touching!? just imagine if his super-powers did transfer to things he touched though.... lol

hi suit is made from the blanket his perants wraped him in on kripton so no it dont wrip?
bloody hell! do you know nothin????????? rolleyes wink
Ah sercher, I will be able to sleep tonight now that I know the answer ;) kiss
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...but also, how is it that no matter what he does, he never tears/rips that skin-tight suit!? not even so much as a mark! how can his super-powers transfer to the suit alone but nothing else he just happens to be touching!? just imagine if his super-powers did transfer to things he touched though.... lol

hi suit is made from the blanket his perants wraped him in on kripton so no it dont wrip?
bloody hell! do you know nothin????????? rolleyes wink
Ah sercher, I will be able to sleep tonight now that I know the answer ;) kiss :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: passionkiss :rose:
I'm happy to go with him keeping his Superman suit on 24/7 under his clothes but what does he do with his cape? If he rolled it up under his suit he would have a hump on his back.
If his superman suit was made from Krypton sourced cloth that doesn't tear how did he make the suit?
It is obvious that being a superhero isn't as easy as we thought.
His suit does seem to be an all-in-one ensemble.
Has anyone else wondered how he goes to the toilet?
H.x
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I'm happy to go with him keeping his Superman suit on 24/7 under his clothes but what does he do with his cape? If he rolled it up under his suit he would have a hump on his back.
If his superman suit was made from Krypton sourced cloth that doesn't tear how did he make the suit?It is obvious that being a superhero isn't as easy as we thought.

good point and its one of them poetic licence things aparently rolleyes
just thought boy do i look like a geek im off bolt
Superman has a hidden pocket inside his cape.....he compresses his clothes so that they fit into it....read that in a comic when i was a kid!
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...but also, how is it that no matter what he does, he never tears/rips that skin-tight suit!? not even so much as a mark! how can his super-powers transfer to the suit alone but nothing else he just happens to be touching!? just imagine if his super-powers did transfer to things he touched though.... lol

hi suit is made from the blanket his perants wraped him in on kripton so no it dont wrip?
bloody hell! do you know nothin????????? rolleyes wink
originally his suit was made from his spaceship blankets....but when Superman was reinvented back in the late 80's....his earth mum made his suit from normal fabric....the reason it wouldn't ripe is that Superman has some kind of Aura(about 1cm from his skin) that surrounds him and make his suit indestructable while its close to his skin....only his cape will rip as that is not skintight....but his mum is good with the needle and thread!.....yes before you ask.....i still collect the comics.....old habits die hard! lol
Pssssst!....... it's all pretend..... Superman isn't real......
bolt
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Pssssst!....... it's all pretend..... Superman isn't real......
bolt

you take that back!
he isnt? :shock: :cry:
next ull tell me " star trek" is made up 2 rolleyes
lol
Bless you boys! :therethere:
Of course he is real.............. I just got that joke confused with one somebody told me yesterday about Santa not being real. Oh how I laughed at that one! :lol2:
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lol
Bless you boys! :therethere:
Of course he is real.............. I just got that joke confused with one somebody told me yesterday about Santa not being real. Oh how I laughed at that one! :lol2:

You tell me who said that and id have a few choice words for them. :giggle:
Louise xx
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lol
Bless you boys! :therethere:
Of course he is real.............. I just got that joke confused with one somebody told me yesterday about Santa not being real. Oh how I laughed at that one! :lol2:

You tell me who said that and id have a few choice words for them. :giggle:
Louise xx
I would but he's out today visiting the Easter Bunny. I was upset with him until I realised he was only joking about Santa! :lol:
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Yeah go on you take the piss....

Somebody had to break it to you sometime Dave, not all superheroes can be real, unlike She Ra of course.
tell you what though ???
that eastenders is made up !!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
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Yeah go on you take the piss....

I wasn't taking the piss Dave, just playing along. rolleyes
Kiss....i'm playing along aswell......don't take it to heart....
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tell you what though ???
that eastenders is made up !!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

No it's bloody not! smackbottom
How can it be when they have got a tube station and everyfin? dunno
spiderman is real
i think confused
he is isnt he ?????? wink
so is Batman....
and sometimes Wonder Woman comes to me in my dreams!
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so is Batman....
and sometimes Wonder Woman comes to me in my dreams!

ye ill bet she do u perv rolleyes lol wink
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Yeah go on you take the piss....

Somebody had to break it to you sometime Dave, not all superheroes can be real, unlike She Ra of course.
bet you are a Xena fan!
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Yeah go on you take the piss....

Somebody had to break it to you sometime Dave, not all superheroes can be real, unlike She Ra of course.
bet you are a Xena fan!
i am sillyhwoar: shed get it !
oh an kiss hun "corries" not real neva flipa
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His suit does seem to be an all-in-one ensemble.
Has anyone else wondered how he goes to the toilet?
H.x

Velcrove rolleyes
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Yeah go on you take the piss....

Somebody had to break it to you sometime Dave, not all superheroes can be real, unlike She Ra of course.
bet you are a Xena fan!
i am sillyhwoar: shed get it !
oh an kiss hun "corries" not real neva flipa
I've not really seen that place on the telly, although I hear the pub is very reasonably priced! biggrin