Monopoly - the Swingers version............!!!!

25 Oct 2005

Just recently, the latest version of Monopoly has been launched - of WIGAN!!!
However, I wonder if the designers were either having a laugh or really didn't realise, that they had included, amongst other places like JJB Stadium, the local dogging spot! Yes, everyone who plays this version will have the opportunity to land on Pennington Flash with the little car!!! rotflmao

So that got me thinking............. if you decided to design an actual Swingers Monopoly, what would you include on it?
for instance: Community Breast, er Chest - you don't have a go to jail card, you have
"go to Pennington Flash, do not pass go, do not collect Â£200. If there is another player already there, you must perform a sexual act for them to watch."
Remember "you have won second place in a beauty competition, collect Â£10 from each player?" That becomes "you have won an invite to a Munch, collect a shag from each player."
Get the idea?
So what we are looking for are locations, Community Chest and Chance cards and ideas for the playing pieces - get your finking caps on!! lol

Mal

25 Oct 2005

instead of house repair's one,,,,,
You have been caught in an indecent act in the woods by the fuzz!......pay 10 pound per participant with you at the time :P
each trainstation becomes a club..........chams?, le chambre,,,,etc.....would say more,,,but don't know them as don't live there any more sad

But if you get it made :P put me down :twisted:

25 Oct 2005

How about instead of houses and hotels on locations you have houses as mini - munches and hotels as munches - and instead of buying them you have to host one at the relevant location..

25 Oct 2005

The playing pieces should be:-
Rampant Rabbit
Car
Swing
Handcuffs
Lorry
Bed
Picnic table
Blindfold
Vibrating toy
Lube
Condoms
Digital camera
Whip
Truncheon redface

as requested a camper van
:P :P lol

25 Oct 2005

bagsy the blind fold :P
ohhh...maybe the handcuffs blink

oooooh too many choices evil

25 Oct 2005

Right, let's work this out...
The currency is obviously goldfish
The 'properties' are dogging locations (how do we refer to them without names?), instead of houses and hotels we'd have cars and trucks.
The utilities (water works and electricity) would be Condom Factory and Sex Shop.
Community Chest and Chance become the Cafe and the Chatroom.
Stations become munches.
The top hat, car, dog, etc become avatars.
Jail/just visiting becomes banned/just logged out
oh, and free parking would be action-free parking :-(

25 Oct 2005

Well, it just so happens that there's a DIY monopoly kit available...

So, we could make a real version of "Swingopoly"

25 Oct 2005

""Go to Jail"" becomes "Go to SH Dungeon"
phredd

25 Oct 2005

can we have a camper van..............for happy cats (mr)....dont want him to feel left out.....hes such a nice guy biggrin

25 Oct 2005

"Bad news from the GU Clinic - pay each player 10 Goldfish"

25 Oct 2005

Bonk Error in your Favour!

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Mal
Just recently, the latest version of Monopoly has been launched - of WIGAN!!!
However, I wonder if the designers were either having a laugh or really didn't realise, that they had included, amongst other places like JJB Stadium, the local dogging spot! Yes, everyone who plays this version will have the opportunity to land on Pennington Flash with the little car!!!

Now i know you are probably a newbie, but maybe you should read the following thread before you go and naming dogging locations on the open forum -
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/5700.html
Perhaps it would also be worth getting yourself known a little better before you start a new thread, why not pm Mal (one of the mods) and he will assign you a mentor!!!!! bolt

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25 Oct 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Just recently, the latest version of Monopoly has been launched - of WIGAN!!!
However, I wonder if the designers were either having a laugh or really didn't realise, that they had included, amongst other places like JJB Stadium, the local dogging spot! Yes, everyone who plays this version will have the opportunity to land on Pennington Flash with the little car!!!

Now i know you are probably a newbie, but maybe you should read the following thread before you go and naming dogging locations on the open forum -
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/5700.html
Perhaps it would also be worth getting yourself known a little better before you start a new thread, why not pm Mal (one of the mods) and he will assign you a mentor!!!!! bolt

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Any more comments like that, young lady and the next time we meet up, I'll keep my arse covered!! :moon: They'll be tears before bedtime!! lol

Mal

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Mal
Any more comments like that, young lady and the next time we meet up, I'll keep my arse covered!! :moon: They'll be tears before bedtime!!
Mal

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Mrs Wigan off to find her own version of Wigan Monopoly (well, the dogging bit anyway) :wink:

25 Oct 2005

May I ask .......
Just how explicit and raunchy can one be with the game rules?

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Amber12
May I ask .......
Just how explicit and raunchy can one be with the game rules?

As long as they don't offend, no probs!!! lol

Mal

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Mal
As long as they don't offend, no probs!!!
Mal

Being completely uncertain of what might be offensive and what isn't these days, I'll have to gracefully back out of this one.

25 Oct 2005

You can actually have an official Monopoly board made to your own design. If I can find the link, would it be appropriate to post it here?

25 Oct 2005

Seventh post on here by Flapjack boy, Ice.!! lol

Mal

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Mal
Seventh post on here by Flapjack boy, Ice.!!
Mal

You expect me to READ the thread? rotflmao

:doh:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Seventh post on here by Flapjack boy, Ice.!!
Mal

You expect me to READ the thread? rotflmao

:doh:
Only cos we haven't got a Braille version! :lol:

25 Oct 2005

You have won second prize in a Beauty Contest.
Well, we just wouldn't need that card on here!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: bolt

26 Oct 2005

another playing piece:-
a bowl of vodka jelly and a spoon :P

26 Oct 2005

i was gonna go a SH version of Monopoly yonks ago, got started but it got side tracked for some reason, and i never finished it!.

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
another playing piece:-
a bowl of vodka jelly and a spoon :P

And a white stick for me, apparently. rotflmao

31 Oct 2005

A guide dog

31 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
another playing piece:-
a bowl of vodka jelly and a spoon :P

And a white stick for me, apparently. rotflmao

Ice's mobile phone can be another piece!!!!
(Did you get the message about your phone Ice!
I got this cryptic messge from some hotel! they must have just phoned the first number in your phone list)

31 Oct 2005

Place Names on Board
KY jelly lane
Dildo Avenue
Vibrator in the hole
Condom place
Cap in Hand
Wankers Way
Pussy Mews
Cock up valley
TV Terrace
DD

31 Oct 2005

Can't we have a bosh drill factory instead of waterworks :happy: :happy: :happy:

31 Oct 2005

I tried this before, kind of:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/28270.html