no offence but your mouths got bigger
stagg :shock: :P
Monster Munch have definitely got smaller! At least they brought back the Beef ones.....
they were doing two cream eggs for the price of one at the local sex shop broke my bloody teath on them, funny how they seemed to think it was necesary to tie them together to enforce the offer?? :shock:
In all honesty, when Walkers bought out the brand, they did reduce them in size by about a quarter. Remember when they were new? They were a bigger packet than other crisps and were 7p!!! About 2p less than any others.
Walkers said they made them 'bite sized' but the whole point of Monster Munch was that they were HUGE.
Pickled onion flavour.... I believe that Monster Munch were the first to do this one!
(I think I know too much about this.)
Waggon Wheels are dramatically smaller, but I truly believe this is because I have got considerably bigger (& fatter). When we were at promary school, they took 2 hands to hold. Deffo shrunk since then.
Creme Eggs? At the local sex shop?
well if they werent what the fuck were they????????????????????
ive been handing them out to all the family for weeks as pressies ????????????
aunt ethel loved hers sent for some more!!!!
Pickled Onion is a wicked flavour for crisps too.... i'm a big fan of 'fake' crisps... like Wotsits, Monster Munch, Wheat Crunchies, Space Raiders etc!!
Mmmmmmm.
There'll be people coming on saying that they don't like sex next! :shock:
Whats a 'dreadlock holiday' Am i being dim?
this will sound daft... but a 10p mixup!
now when i was a kid... mum would buy us a 10p mix after school on the way home.
we got.. well we got 10 sweets in a little white bag.
now if i asked for a 10 p mixup for my little one.. she would get a chew!
they are all smaller and more expensive.
curly wurlies used to have a random pattern to them and were huge, now they're skinny ratty little things.
Wagon wheels were so called cos they were the size of one, now, they are more like shirt buttons.
And what's this, the bag of crisps is half empty :shock:
Ok, where is that crisp stealling pixie? Bring back full bags of crisps ffs.
ah-ha.
Artist: 10cc Lyrics
Song: Dreadlock Holiday Lyrics
I was walkin' down the street
Concentratin' on truckin' right
I heard a dark voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright
I saw four faces one mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other
I say
I don't like cricket oh no
I love it
I don't like cricket oh no
I love it
Don't you walk thru my words
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet
Well he looked down at my silver chain
He said I'll give you one dollar
I said you've got to be jokin' man
It was a present from me Mother
He said I like it I want it
I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone
A long way from home
And I say
I don't like reggae no no
I love it
I don't like reggae oh no
I love it
Don't you cramp me style
Don't you queer on me pitch
Don't you walk thru my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet
I hurried back to the swimming pool
Sinkin' pina coladas
I heard a dark voice beside me say
Would you like something harder
She said I've got it you want it
My harvest is the best
And if you try it you'll like it
And wallow in a Dreadlock Holiday
And I say
Don't like Jamaica oh no
I love her
Don't like Jamaica oh no
I love her oh yea
Don't you walk thru her words
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru her words
'Cause you ain't heard her out yet
I don't like cricket
I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
I don't like reggae
I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
Don't like Jamaica
I love her (Dreadlock Holiday
I get it now!
) and that got me thinking its the same with cream eggs and curly wyrlies!!! its all a big (or now small) con!!!!!! 
