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About a year ago I was persuaded to join this site after being continually badgered by Calista :fuckinghell: . I'm not one for the monotony of forums, one minute they move so quickly its like being in a chatroom and I can hardly keep up, the next they dont move for hours and I find myself being forced to look at photo ads of scantily clad women :eeek: :crazy:
I have been here for a year and have never met such an opinionated bunch of individuals who need little excuse to public let off steam and vent their opinions at others :jagsatwork: :small-print: .
This site is full of people who dont know who or what they are. For example, a big butch guy who uses the name that makes her sound like shes a TeleVision version of the actress who played Dorithy in Wizard of Oz who dresses in womens clothes at night bolt . Then appears for breakfast the next morning as an everday guy totally confusing other members of the site, who also takes pleasure at beating the living daylights out of pure innocent guys at good clean safe parties just for kicks!!!!
smackbottom :smackbottom: whip
Then theres are those people on this website, a website designed and run for swingers, who dont swing!!! Whats that about!!!! :doh: Just look at the couple from Manchester, the males name gives you the impression that they would go with anyone because hes easy and the female of the couple, well - sexy as hell, flirts for England and anyone who thinks shes nobility!! But they dont swing, just come one here for the atmosphere!! :cheers:
This site has people of all backgrounds, from psychologists to truck drivers and your all bleeding perverts!!
This is a site for perverts and sexual freaks who do as they please with little or no regard for what the world in general thinks, as long as they are having fun.
These so called social events, Munches, are poorly vailed excuses for likeminded perverts to get together and talk about sex and what sex clubs and parties they have been to 69position hump blast passionkiss :spit: .
So with this history I have decided its time that MorbiusUK was no more, its time to go and leave you perverts to it :giveup: ...............................
In the past year I have learned that it is important to always read a post in its entirity.
I have rearly had as much fun as I have had on here this past year, granted I may not be the most prolific of posters but enjoy the humour that from time to time surfaces and some of the debates.
The vast majority of you lot are great and would class you as friends, the offers of help and support through the past few months, with Caz's illness and the other mountain of problems we've had have been fantastic, thank you.
I have also finally accepted that, yes, I am one of a kind, therefore MorbiusUK is dead............
Morbius is here to stay, the UK can get lost, there can be only one.
Yep, this is another 'I've changed my nick' threads :twisted:
DISCLAIMER - No users were harmed in the construction of this message. The TV is a valued friend as are the nutty non-swinging pair. The people and events mentioned in this message are true to life and reflect the actual experiences faced by the poster and, therefore, its tough if you dont like it LOL
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smackbottom
My heart was in my mouth through the whole of that post you naughty man!
kiss
Gem. x
welcome to the name change clan ;)
As you are one of the nicest guys on here, Morbius I really don't care whether you're the UK version or not lol :lol: :lol:
Morbius
You bad bad person.......... smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I nearly didn't read the whole post...................
and was thinking OMG no,...............
See you soon xx
ooooooooh Morbius you had me going then for a minute
naughty boy just you wait
smackbottom :smackbottom:
bet it woke a few people up though pmsl
I don't get it, but then I'm new round here... Do you think we're perverts or not?!
morbius all i can say it's only swinging heaven but we like it
good to see your comitement to the cause
ps that was a qual post m8 lol catch up with u soon
hi newbie n welcome to s/h lol :lol: :lol: good post , had me going for a minute wink
Oooooh you bugger!!!!
smackbottom
:jagsatwork: now don't do it again! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by sexybbwnw
I don't get it, but then I'm new round here... Do you think we're perverts or not?!

Hi & Welcome sexybbwnw. Morbius is one of the most sarcastic and cheeky buggers you'll meet round here ... he himself is one of the prime perverts on this site ;) and he's teasing you with his name change
BTW ... Morbius is a checky fecker!!!!! It's my first anniversary on the site (well yesterday but we were back at home getting ready for moving on Monday :bouncesmile and he's put his bloody post up!
One year one day 4489 posts and number 9 on the posting list ... made some wonderful great friends, shared some excellent moments, attended some awesome parties and achieved a number of "firsts" (definitely the best bit). Can't wait for the next year :)
C x
PHEW! Glad your not going!!
Text me next time your in the delightful town of Harlow again lol
xx
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*reads rest of post*
Oh........ you're staying are ya. sad evil
Ah well I suppose it's easier to remember than a complete name change. :thumbup:
Oh and in reply to this.
Quote by Calista
I don't get it, but then I'm new round here... Do you think we're perverts or not?!

Hi & Welcome sexybbwnw. Morbius is one of the most sarcastic and cheeky buggers you'll meet round here ... he himself is one of the prime perverts on this site ;) ..............
wink :P lol
Read this thread to understand about Morbius's duck tape fetish.
Congrats on your one year on SH, Calista!
As for that naughty Morbius highjacking your SH birthday, here's a suggestion for something you may wish to apply as a suitable punishment...........................


Oh....and congrats on the name change Morb.
LC wink
Well this is one of my posts you can't but agree with wink .......
Congrats Calista kiss
And welcome one and only lol
Breathes a huge sigh of relief, send Moribus to the Duck Tape Cupboard after a quick smackbottom and then attends to the monumentus occassion of Calista's anniversary.
Congratulations Calista.
John
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Happy anniversary to you both Morbius :twisted: and Calista
F x
Congrats on you aniversary calista biggrin
Morbis as others have said on here you are a very naughty boy! You really had me believing that you hated the site and that you thought the people on here were fakes till i read the whole post. lol
smackbottom :smackbottom:
Carol
Morbius....
wow.... i very nearly fell for that one.....lol....glad to hear that things are ok with you and Calista... who cares whether yr uk or not!!!!!!!
equi-princess xxx
Quote by JudyTV

By the way I left my trusty crop in a Manchester hotel room a few weeks ago and it is now lost forever.

And somehow I seemed to have ended up with your "headmistresses" cane in my car after the Wigan munch.... i still have it btw... doing a good job holding up my jasmine plant in the garden.... can bring it to Yorks munch if you want... lol lol
Quote by postie

By the way I left my trusty crop in a Manchester hotel room a few weeks ago and it is now lost forever.

And somehow I seemed to have ended up with your "headmistresses" cane in my car after the Wigan munch.... i still have it btw... doing a good job holding up my jasmine plant in the garden.... can bring it to Yorks munch if you want... lol lol
ha! you poor naive innocent fool! i prolly shouldn't tell ya this, but judy deliberately "loses" her crop just so she has an excuse to come retrieve it! :twisted: i can see the pics of a postie posterior now. looks like a plate of raw steak it does. :scared: rather you than me matey! :P
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Quote by Morbius
Then theres are those people on this website, a website designed and run for swingers, who dont swing!!! Whats that about!!!! :doh: Just look at the couple from Manchester, the males name gives you the impression that they would go with anyone because hes easy and the female of the couple, well - sexy as hell, flirts for England and anyone who thinks shes nobility!! But they dont swing, just come one here for the atmosphere!! :cheers:

:fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: I thought you were leaving us I was even going to beg you stay with an offer of...............................!! but as your staying it doesn't matter :grin: :grin: :grin:
(me flirt :angel: dunno)
see you soon sexy passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Countess

Then theres are those people on this website, a website designed and run for swingers, who dont swing!!! Whats that about!!!! :doh: Just look at the couple from Manchester, the males name gives you the impression that they would go with anyone because hes easy and the female of the couple, well - sexy as hell, flirts for England and anyone who thinks shes nobility!! But they dont swing, just come one here for the atmosphere!! :cheers:

:fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: I thought you were leaving us I was even going to beg you stay with an offer of...............................!! but as your staying it doesn't matter :grin: :grin: :grin:
(me flirt :angel: dunno)
see you soon sexy passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
In that case im going...... unless someone can persuade me otherwise :twisted:
You can't go......
Not now that you've got Mal and Sarah to follow suit.
You're a true leader man.
Stand up and accept the honour! wink
evil You git!!
Had my blood boiling while reading your thread :twisted:
But now I have to take my urmmmmmmmmmm whatever off to you.
Excellent wind up.
:happy:
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