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More Hits Than The beatles!! (poor gal!)

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A couple of hours ago (hi to everyone i haven't spoken
to in a while)a female friend of mine who has recently joined our happy site decided to put an advert in the photo ad section.
She had 147 hits in an hour!! (wish i had that many)
She specified what she wanted and with whom and the distance the hopefuls should live in between, all the rest please please do not get in touch...did this detere them.....oh no!
I am being presumptious in thinking that this is not news to you regulars, but come on, give the gal a break..lol.
Poor lass has spent hours sifting through messages!
On a more serious note, it has kinda put her off this site and makes me look a little silly as it was me who recommended it, but i forgot to inform her this may happen!
Oh well, back to the drawing board!! smile
This reminds me of a suggestion I had actually, thanks biggrin
Off to see if I can find the suggestion box lol
Nope, can't find a suggestions box, so will hope that someone sees this..
How about a "next message" and "previous message" in our PMs, so that you don't have to go back to your inbox to move to the next PM? That would be very helpful for when you have loads of messages smile
Quote by Angel Chat
This reminds me of a suggestion I had actually, thanks biggrin

glad i jogged your memory! lol smile
Ah yes, that old chestnut. I've read the ad, I don't match any of the requirements but they're bound to look at my profile and change their minds as to what they want so I'll answer it anyway.
Don't get me started.
H.x
Quote by Trapper
This reminds me of a suggestion I had actually, thanks biggrin

glad i jogged your memory! lol smile
lol sorry, I've edited my post since then. On the same lines though, when I first joined, I had no idea there was a forum here and placed an ad with a couple of boob pics. I had 300 replies in the first 2 days and deleted the ad then, it was just too much to deal with.
I'd been quite specific as well, and managed to narrow it down to about 5 that I replied to (the others were totally out of the criteria I'd specified) It's certainly nothing new for females to get billions of replies, just the mathematics and erm... some big word I cant think of... because there's such a huge ratio of men to women, and (with no disrespect to the single guys I know) a lot of them see a nice pic and don't bother reading the words.
Get her on the forum Trapper, I'm sure she'll soon realise it's a great place to be :)
Quote by Angel Chat
Get her on the forum Trapper, I'm sure she'll soon realise it's a great place to be smile

Ironically, she is very shy, but i'm sure she will be on here when she is ready!
In olden days I use to have an ad on the photos section.
Within 7 days I had had 700+ replies, I was just shocked at the number, I really didn't know what to do, and I really didn't have time to answer them all.
Most of them didn't meet my request for certain things, some were cut and paste and they hadn't even read the advert at all.
I think 2 to 3 years ago, I worn the old photo ad delete button out!! lol
To go from one extreme to the other: I got ONE PM in February, and that from a couple I already had been in contact with previously!
Still figures like those quoted above are crazy, all but impossible to cope with!
Funny enough we had one today from a couple that sent us a pm last week,i explained to them that we wanted fem/fem fun and that her profile said she was straight so we weren't suitable,todays "i might play with you after hubby has",ff's,just have to laff
It is bizarre that people think you'll be interested if they send you a cut and paste or an invitation when they obviously even havent read your advert or theyve read it and ignored it!
There's nowt more off putting than a nob who cant take the time to do it properly.
Me "Hi I'm female looking for a woman close to where I live"
Nob "I am a 6 foot male wrestler living 265 miles away from you, I usually have sex with goats but I am willing to give you a try, check out my profile"
Me "Errrr no thanks now f*** off"
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. . . . . I usually have sex with goats but I am willing to give you a try,

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Quote by Konya
It is bizarre that people think you'll be interested if they send you a cut and paste or an invitation when they obviously even havent read your advert or theyve read it and ignored it!
There's nowt more off putting than a nob who cant take the time to do it properly.
Me "Hi I'm female looking for a woman close to where I live"
Nob "I am a 6 foot male wrestler living 265 miles away from you, I usually have sex with goats but I am willing to give you a try, check out my profile"
Me "Errrr no thanks now f*** off"

So you DID get my pm then!
It's always going to happen.
Best thing I suggest is you tell your friend to take the ad down altogether.
Put text in the profile area specifying want she wants/doesn't want and then reply to other people's ads that she's interested in.
I was on this site for a year and a half before I put an ad up myself.