When i was about 4 i had been sitting in the lounge watching the schools progs on BBC2,
when this biology one came on and had a scene of a woman breastfeeding her baby, so being a curious little git i marched into the kitchen and asked "Mum how come i dont get to sook your boobs?"
Erm it didnt go down to well and i suspect if her 2 friends hadnt have been in id not have got to sit down for a month
She does get payback tho, she tells everyone i know on first meeting them
So how did you make your mum blush?
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Most mortifying thing you did to your mum as a kid
I once asked my Mum 'why is that man with the moustache wearing a dress?' very loudly at a bus stop.....the man of course was a lady 
But things have a habit of coming back on you and the other day I was in a burger place (which will remain nameless because it is crap) and my niece said (as loudly as I did) 'that woman is far too fat to be eating a big burger, she should have the salad!' I wanted to die (after killing my niece!)
But things have a habit of coming back on you and the other day I was in a burger place (which will remain nameless because it is crap) and my niece said (as loudly as I did) 'that woman is far too fat to be eating a big burger, she should have the salad!' I wanted to die (after killing my niece!)
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Quote by berksbex
I once asked my Mum 'why is that man with the moustache wearing a dress?' very loudly at a bus stop.....the man of course was a lady
But things have a habit of coming back on you and the other day I was in a burger place (which will remain nameless because it is crap) and my niece said (as loudly as I did) 'that woman is far too fat to be eating a big burger, she should have the salad!' I wanted to die (after killing my niece!)
When I was very young we lived in a cottage with no inside toilet, so of course we had the old chamber pots( otherwise known as gazunder's) for night-time use.
I was 5 when I had to be bridesmaid at some distant cousins wedding. I was taken to the hairdressers for one of these really elaborate ringlet hairstyles the day before the wedding, and the hairdresser said to me as we were going,'You'll have to sleep very still tonight or you'll ruin your hair' to which I innocently replied,'Well, I could sleep sitting on the gazunder tonight' My mum didn't half belt me one when we got out of the shop, she was so mortified that people would know we hadn't got an inside toilet.
I was 5 when I had to be bridesmaid at some distant cousins wedding. I was taken to the hairdressers for one of these really elaborate ringlet hairstyles the day before the wedding, and the hairdresser said to me as we were going,'You'll have to sleep very still tonight or you'll ruin your hair' to which I innocently replied,'Well, I could sleep sitting on the gazunder tonight' My mum didn't half belt me one when we got out of the shop, she was so mortified that people would know we hadn't got an inside toilet.
Once, aged about 5, wandered in to a dinner party my parents were having for a load of work people, to ask if I was allowed to get one of the popsicles I knew mum had left in the freezer for me. Just got a bit confused with all the long words.
'Mummy, am I allowed one of the testicles from the freezer, please?'
'Mummy, am I allowed one of the testicles from the freezer, please?'
well mine was the days of new romantics......my Mom and dad had a few friends round for a dinner party......all nice and cosy like, best china and glasses to impress !!! Now I was upstairs getting ready to go out to a club with my two mates.....my two mates had to come round my house because they didn't want there parents to know we were wearing make up...( remember this is new romantic days, and boys did wear make up..well some us anyway)....so there we were all dolled up to the nines in our frilly shirts, pixie boots and made up to the heavens......and we slowly came down the stairs...all three of us...and ofcause had to pass the dinner party table....mouths were agasp..from some of the guests...... think they had never seen a lad in make up before !! It amused me anyway although do think my parents were more than a little embrassed by it !!!
Well.....many years ago...in the 60's...me mum used to wear a wig on occasions (very fashionable one's I might add)...
Yes, one day I pulled it off in front of lots and lots of shoppers in Manchester City Centre..... :P ....I was only a kid...but received a severe telling off..!!
We laugh about it still....
CheekyChimp......
Yes, one day I pulled it off in front of lots and lots of shoppers in Manchester City Centre..... :P ....I was only a kid...but received a severe telling off..!!
We laugh about it still....
CheekyChimp......
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Quote by makingcocoa
Once, aged about 5, wandered in to a dinner party my parents were having for a load of work people, to ask if I was allowed to get one of the popsicles I knew mum had left in the freezer for me. Just got a bit confused with all the long words.
'Mummy, am I allowed one of the testicles from the freezer, please?'
You had to have some balls to do that, cocoa!
