mouse potato

16 Mar 2006

Well I was off today - supposedly revising for exams next week hmmmmmmm .......................anyway I was watching daytime TV - so after watching everyone having dna tests to see if they had fathered the right child rolleyes

:roll: well has to be done in front of a 'live' audience doesnt it?? I watched countdown - aaah thats better ......... and I learnt a new fact -
now here comes the factual thing ................................... we are now a society of mouse potatoes NOT any long couch potatoes ........................ and its a fact :shock: :shock: we are all glued to our mice, staring at some small computer screen rather than watching TV .................................not sure how that works with me as my laptop doesnt have a mouse but I have to say in the last 2 years my consumption of watching TV has gone down by 75% lol

:lol: :lol: and my level of sexual contact about the same redface

ops: am I doing something wrong ????????????????

16 Mar 2006

beware lots of cats on here biggrin

16 Mar 2006

I must admit.....even when MoTD is on......I'm still playing with my mouse...or finger pad to be exact..!!!
CC..... cool

16 Mar 2006

You know you're a mouse potato when..
You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
rotflmao

16 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You know you're a mouse potato when..
You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

:thumbup: ..... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
CC..... wink

16 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You know you're a mouse potato when..
You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

brilliant xx

16 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You know you're a mouse potato when..
You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

...or you start drooling at avatars like Sassy's on SH silly

hwoar:

16 Mar 2006

Quote by redpantherman
...or you start drooling at avatars like Sassy's on SH hwoar:

16 Mar 2006

:shock: :shock: omg I've been labelled :shock:
mouse potatoe :shock:

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You know you're a mouse potato when..
You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

:shock: :shock:
Yep thats me :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

16 Mar 2006

Dunno what that makes me then but I am not one of them. Maybe I am a Friday night mouse potato or a part time mouse potato.
Laters

16 Mar 2006

I tend to be a mashed potato at the weekend.

16 Mar 2006

Quote by natandh
I tend to be a mashed potato at the weekend.

Same here, trouble is over the last few months my weekend tends to start onThursday nite (night for the pedants among us) and not finish until Monday dunno

Think I might put in an official request for the GFZ to open Thursdays. bolt

16 Mar 2006

Quote by natandh
I tend to be a mashed potato at the weekend.

Love it!!

Quote by corriefem
.... in the last 2 years my consumption of watching TV has gone down by 75% :lol: :lol:

Yup - me too!!

Quote by corriefem
.... and my level of sexual contact about the same ops: am I doing something wrong ????????????????

Errrrm, I doubt it - can't we do something about that?? wink

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16 Mar 2006

Quote by westerross
I tend to be a mashed potato at the weekend.

Love it!!

Quote by corriefem
.... in the last 2 years my consumption of watching TV has gone down by 75% :lol: :lol:

Yup - me too!!

Quote by corriefem
.... and my level of sexual contact about the same ops: am I doing something wrong ????????????????

Errrrm, I doubt it - can't we do something about that?? wink

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hahahaha tune xxxxxxxxx its because I spend far too much time talking bollox and just dont get round to playing with any lol

16 Mar 2006

Quote by corriefem
hahahaha tune xxxxxxxxx its because I spend far too much time talking bollox and just dont get round to playing with any lol

Well if you like corrie i will let you talk to mine and play with them at the same time biggrin

Problem solved lol

16 Mar 2006

Quote by corriefem
I tend to be a mashed potato at the weekend.

Love it!!

Quote by corriefem
.... in the last 2 years my consumption of watching TV has gone down by 75% :lol: :lol:

Yup - me too!!

Quote by corriefem
.... and my level of sexual contact about the same ops: am I doing something wrong ????????????????

Errrrm, I doubt it - can't we do something about that?? wink

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hahahaha tune xxxxxxxxx its because I spend far too much time talking bollox and just dont get round to playing with any lol
So we can do something about it then :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

16 Mar 2006

Quote by westerross
I tend to be a mashed potato at the weekend.

Love it!!

Quote by corriefem
.... in the last 2 years my consumption of watching TV has gone down by 75% :lol: :lol:

Yup - me too!!

Quote by corriefem
.... and my level of sexual contact about the same ops: am I doing something wrong ????????????????

Errrrm, I doubt it - can't we do something about that?? wink

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hahahaha tune xxxxxxxxx its because I spend far too much time talking bollox and just dont get round to playing with any lol
So we can do something about it then :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I watch dunno

:giggle:

16 Mar 2006

Quote by corriefem
its because I spend far too much time talking bollox and just dont get round to playing with any lol

I told you Corrie.... wait until the next time I meet you.. there will be no escape :P

16 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You know you're a mouse potato when..
You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

:shock: :shock:
Is there a support group.................
*stands up*
"My name is Les and I'm a mouse pototo"

16 Mar 2006

My name is Pete, and I'm a mouse potatoe redface

16 Mar 2006

No its no good i've hid my shame all night now its time to face reality, stand proud, look you all
in the eye's :shock: and say my name is Mik69 and I am a mouse potato redface

ops:

16 Mar 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I tend to be a mashed potato at the weekend.

Love it!!

Quote by corriefem
.... in the last 2 years my consumption of watching TV has gone down by 75% :lol: :lol:

Yup - me too!!

Quote by corriefem
.... and my level of sexual contact about the same ops: am I doing something wrong ????????????????

Errrrm, I doubt it - can't we do something about that?? wink

.
hahahaha tune xxxxxxxxx its because I spend far too much time talking bollox and just dont get round to playing with any lol
So we can do something about it then :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I watch dunno

:giggle:
No!
You ain't getting away without joining in! :inlove:

16 Mar 2006

Where's that god damn 'addicted to SH' thread of old gone??
ya know, the one about using your mobile phone, and you *need* to insert :eyeroll: / :giggle:/ smackbottom

into your message .....
lol

:lol: :lol: you know the one I mean - when you're in the kitchne making tea and your msn pings...... and you shout 'yeah i'm coming, i''ll be there in a minute' :shock: :lol:

16 Mar 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Where's that god damn 'addicted to SH' thread of old gone??
ya know, the one about using your mobile phone, and you *need* to insert :eyeroll: / :giggle:/ into your message .....
:lol: :lol: you know the one I mean - when you're in the kitchne making tea and your msn pings...... and you shout 'yeah i'm coming, i''ll be there in a minute' :shock: :lol:

I think you mean this one, Darkfire:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/29130.html
Mike.

16 Mar 2006

I've just read the whole thread in my link now - thanks Dark, I'd forgotten all about that one. Hilarious! PMSL.

16 Mar 2006

You know you're a mouse potato when..
:shock: I dont know this woman rolleyes

but she has me sussed biggrin

just like the rest of us i feel lol

17 Mar 2006

My name is Mr Tweeky and I am unsure of my designation or location, someone please take advantage of me.
Mr Tweeky

17 Mar 2006

Quote by tweeky
My name is Mr Tweeky and I am unsure of my designation or location, someone please take advantage of me.
Mr Tweeky

Mr Tweeky are you a mouse potato or a lost mouse whose lost his potatoes????????

18 Mar 2006

Been poorly but am making my comeback as as Rodent King Edward cool