, i was hoping you can help me out here?and what better place for advice is there than the knowledgableand sexual interlect of the boys and girls on the s/h forum' " IS THIS THE END OF MR AVERAGE?
yes thats the question i would like answering, a question thrown up by an expiereance i've had this week and email correspondance with two couples.
it all started monday night i was parked up in a layby used by couples and gays when i was approached by a guy who asked
if i was alright and i told him" i was ok,
i knew what he wanted and he did'nt beat about the bush when he said "yer im just after getting my cxxk sucked then im off home,
i told him i was'nt interested and i was after some couple action in which he replied" oh i can sought something with my wife for you if you have a big cxxk,
"how big are you looking at, i said and he replied "10 TO 11 inches,
i said "yer taking the piss mate when was the last time she had one that big,
and he said "we come here most friday nights together and theres a lot of lads that come here that are that big. that was it for me i told him to take a hike and started the car to leave,
now dont get me wrong i am bi orally (if there is such a phrase) and on another night my friend there would of went home 5 to 10 minutes later with a big smile on his face
but after he said what he said i imagined he and the 5 to 6 other guys that where waiting there had huge manhoods and my backside started to twitch,
talk about" land of the giants, this was layby of the giant cxxks i got out there fast.
that was that till wednesday and thursday i recieved a couple of emails from two couples who i had replied to their ads,in there emails they both went into detail of what there expecting the first email stated that
1st i was orally bi which they new i was
2nd good staying power (ok reddog dog get the viagra out)
3rd heavy cummer (well i hav'nt had my legover or a wxxk for over a week )
4th you must have at least 9in cxxk and be very thick AND a pic for proof, (well guys i can get the pic and im thick i've got no qualifacations to prove it "but the 9in cxxk, i'll get my coat)
and the 2nd email they wanted a cross between brad pitt and big john holmes
all this and a lot of the ads on the site where they are after 'porn stars' rather then sticking to reallity' and that is most men out there are just (yer normal bloke in the street type).
so please can you answer the question is it the end of mr average or is it me been PARANOID?
PS...NO ladies i wont send you the location of the layby.
but how do i edit it now that i have already posted 
