Mr Demanding

4 Oct 2004

Over the last few days my laid back hubby is attempting to steal my crown of nymphomaniac :shock: :eeek: :eeek:
Yes i know im good but he's even nicking my title of demanding, :crazy: and its just not bloody well on.I wanna be the one getting what i want when i want it,he should be my bloody slave lol

So how do i cure him of this??????? dunno

Please i need help............

4 Oct 2004

LOLOLOL when you find out bottle it and send it this way please ... worship

Mind you feeling that ill today he daren't come near me for fear of breaking me more LOLOLOL

4 Oct 2004

Claire swap me for steve Im bleedin nackered could just do with a cuddle and a good kip
then youd be crying out to have steve back lol

easy really just dont wake me Ill be in the spare room :lol:

4 Oct 2004

Wrinkly tights...Nora batty style....
rollers in the hair all night....
don't wash for a week....
Bromide in his tea.....
and if all else fails put the footie on the telly....that will
keep him occupied !!!!

4 Oct 2004

Well it's about time that i got demanding,it's been you all this time demanding sex from me,so now the shoes on the other foot.
And i'll tell you something,it feels good!!! :twisted:

4 Oct 2004

Hey Steve! You been taking the same tablets as Mars has recently? Sounds like you have. If so, where can we get some? Not that I need them of course. :grin: Great to be in the driving seat for a change init! lol

(ppssst...if you want another supply, I've just got an order come in..... let me know!)
LC wink

4 Oct 2004

Quote by warwick
Claire swap me for steve Im bleedin nackered could just do with a cuddle and a good kip
then youd be crying out to have steve back
easy, really! please dont wake me while i'm in the spare room :shock:

warwick that's just bloody bragging! shagged out indeed! and what the hell's easy doing in clares spare room? eh? summat we should be told? pah!
neil x x x ;)

4 Oct 2004

All i'm doing is finding some new sexual awakenings wink

.She should be glad that i want her all the time. :shock:

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
All i'm doing is finding some new sexual awakenings .She should be glad that i want her all the time. :shock:

Hmmm but its not so much me that you want its what i can do to you :eeek:
Im glad but when he makes me a cuppa without wingeing and has a certain little glint in his eye i know exactly what he's after :shock:
Oh well i guess i just must be that good then lol

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
She should be glad that i want her all the time. :shock:

"ALL the time" ????????
Bloody hell, whatever you're on - can I have some ?? :P
Having only been married for 3 months, we've yet to get to that stage - can't wait... lol

We have to ration ourselves to no more than a 3 hour seesion per day or we get sore redface

Keep it up Steve - oh too late it's in already ........ wink

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Hmmm but its not so much me that you want its what i can do to you :eeek:
Im glad but when he makes me a cuppa without wingeing and has a certain little glint in his eye i know exactly what he's after :shock:
Oh well i guess i just must be that good then

Did i demand anything of you last night when i made you the cuppa, i demand anything when we got to bed,no.I was a gentleman,i licked your pussy etc and made love to you and made you cum a few times,whats wrong with that,tuh!!!

Quote by GT
Bloody hell, whatever you're on - can I have some ??
Having only been married for 3 months, we've yet to get to that stage - can't wait...
We have to ration ourselves to no more than a 3 hour seesion per day or we get sore
Keep it up Steve - oh too late it's in already ........

I'm not quite that bad you know,i do have to work rolleyes

And i'm not being demanding,all i'm after is a few "new" activities that are rather nice,whats wrong with that i ask you all confused

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4 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
...hubby is attempting to steal my crown of nymphomaniac

Only women can be nymphomaniacs, men have to be satyriacs instead.
iI have an inexhaustible supply of useless info*
*I call it the 'internet'

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
i licked your pussy etc

Without wishing to take your entire post out of context.... I am not familiar with the sexual practice of ETC... but it doesn't sound very romantic or sexy when you refer to the whole act of foreplay as "ETC". Sounds more like a bloke who felt duty bound to do "something for the lady" before having his wicked way as much as possible. biggrin

:D :twisted: :twisted:

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Over the last few days my laid back hubby is attempting to steal my crown of nymphomaniac :shock: :eeek: :eeek:
Yes i know im good but he's even nicking my title of demanding, :crazy: and its just not bloody well on.I wanna be the one getting what i want when i want it,he should be my bloody slave
So how do i cure him of this???????
Please i need help............

Why cure him at all?.. surely this is good for you too!!.. is it not?

4 Oct 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
i licked your pussy etc

Without wishing to take your entire post out of context.... I am not familiar with the sexual practice of ETC... but it doesn't sound very romantic or sexy when you refer to the whole act of foreplay as "ETC". Sounds more like a bloke who felt duty bound to do "something for the lady" before having his wicked way as much as possible. biggrin

:D :twisted: :twisted:
I just knew someone would have to point that things that i did are just too unbelievable to put into mere ask her yourself if you don't believe me. :D

4 Oct 2004

Clare,
I say let him wear the crown!!!!! biggrin

and make the most of it!!
You never know how long it will last!!!!! wink

H..xxx