Mr Res very controversial political thread... kind of

Quote by Resonance
As you know, I admire the female form. Jolly nice it is too. A very well evolved piece of thinking by mother nature.
However I am only really keen on the right tit.
I find left tits are more likely to stab grandmothers with pencils, call me "baldy toss-face" and their policy on immigration has me baffled. Before you know it the whole body will be overrun with asylum seeking belly buttons, stealing all our hard working right tit belly buttons' jobs and women. Soon there won't be enough blood to go around everybody meaning hard working, decent right tit loving belly buttons will be redundant in the same way mens nipples are and will be forced to go and live somewhere horrid like Christopher Biggins or Peter Stringfellow.
A quick root through the Daily Poison saw me find this article by Uncle Adolph McBreasty

In it he explains why left tits cause blindness, make your scrotum shrink, why they take up valuable jobs that should rightfully be right tits, have caused the recent credit crunch, the war in Iraq & Afghanistan as well as being primarily responsible for the malaise we see in society in general. These cannot be argued with or proved incorrect as Adolf does spent at least 30-40 seconds researching his articles every single day.
I'm fed up of hearing this left tit political correctness and their pathetic excuses for everything. We all know had right tits been in charge then none of this mess would have happened, everyone would be rich, nobody would be poor, crime would have been eradicated, Westlife imprisoned, we'd have world peace and every man's cock would be at least a foot longer and we'd even help with the dishes on occasion.
And you'd have to be a right tit to argue with those facts, which are not opinions, in my opinion they are facts, not opinion, although some might be fact and opinion, or fact of opinion but that's not a matter of fact in my opinion. I'm not sure. Now I feel a right tit... or a left one...
Help!

(NB. In the interest of breast equality a partly pectorally broadcast on behalf of left tit will be made at a later date...)

Quote by kentswingers777
As you know, I admire the female form. Jolly nice it is too. A very well evolved piece of thinking by mother nature.
However I am only really keen on the right tit.
I find left tits are more likely to stab grandmothers with pencils, call me "baldy toss-face" and their policy on immigration has me baffled. Before you know it the whole body will be overrun with asylum seeking belly buttons, stealing all our hard working right tit belly buttons' jobs and women. Soon there won't be enough blood to go around everybody meaning hard working, decent right tit loving belly buttons will be redundant in the same way mens nipples are and will be forced to go and live somewhere horrid like Christopher Biggins or Peter Stringfellow.
A quick root through the Daily Poison saw me find this article by Uncle Adolph McBreasty

In it he explains why left tits cause blindness, make your scrotum shrink, why they take up valuable jobs that should rightfully be right tits, have caused the recent credit crunch, the war in Iraq & Afghanistan as well as being primarily responsible for the malaise we see in society in general. These cannot be argued with or proved incorrect as Adolf does spent at least 30-40 seconds researching his articles every single day.
I'm fed up of hearing this left tit political correctness and their pathetic excuses for everything. We all know had right tits been in charge then none of this mess would have happened, everyone would be rich, nobody would be poor, crime would have been eradicated, Westlife imprisoned, we'd have world peace and every man's cock would be at least a foot longer and we'd even help with the dishes on occasion.
And you'd have to be a right tit to argue with those facts, which are not opinions, in my opinion they are facts, not opinion, although some might be fact and opinion, or fact of opinion but that's not a matter of fact in my opinion. I'm not sure. Now I feel a right tit... or a left one...
Help!

(NB. In the interest of breast equality a partly pectorally broadcast on behalf of left tit will be made at a later date...)

Quote by Resonance
As you know, I admire the female form. Jolly nice it is too. A very well evolved piece of thinking by mother nature.
However I am only really keen on the right tit.
I find left tits are more likely to stab grandmothers with pencils, call me "baldy toss-face" and their policy on immigration has me baffled. Before you know it the whole body will be overrun with asylum seeking belly buttons, stealing all our hard working right tit belly buttons' jobs and women. Soon there won't be enough blood to go around everybody meaning hard working, decent right tit loving belly buttons will be redundant in the same way mens nipples are and will be forced to go and live somewhere horrid like Christopher Biggins or Peter Stringfellow.
A quick root through the Daily Poison saw me find this article by Uncle Adolph McBreasty

In it he explains why left tits cause blindness, make your scrotum shrink, why they take up valuable jobs that should rightfully be right tits, have caused the recent credit crunch, the war in Iraq & Afghanistan as well as being primarily responsible for the malaise we see in society in general. These cannot be argued with or proved incorrect as Adolf does spent at least 30-40 seconds researching his articles every single day.
I'm fed up of hearing this left tit political correctness and their pathetic excuses for everything. We all know had right tits been in charge then none of this mess would have happened, everyone would be rich, nobody would be poor, crime would have been eradicated, Westlife imprisoned, we'd have world peace and every man's cock would be at least a foot longer and we'd even help with the dishes on occasion.
And you'd have to be a right tit to argue with those facts, which are not opinions, in my opinion they are facts, not opinion, although some might be fact and opinion, or fact of opinion but that's not a matter of fact in my opinion. I'm not sure. Now I feel a right tit... or a left one...
Help!

(NB. In the interest of breast equality a partly pectorally broadcast on behalf of left tit will be made at a later date...)

Quote by Freckledbird
Res, you're a bleedin' nutcase!