Munch Stars In Their Eyes!!! Tonight Matthew...

6 May 2004

Well, I'm not going (thought it was too far away and arranged something else for the weekend, now I can't change my mind... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...) which is a shame because I always wanted to try karaoke. But

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Roger743 â€“ I want To Hold Your Hand â€“ The Beatles

Great song (although if I were choosing seriously it'd be "I'm a believer" from the Monkees). But you seem to have missed someone - you! What shall we give to the mighty Kinky Lizard... hmmm... Beautiful South, I've Come For My Award? smile

6 May 2004

Dear Kinky Lizard have you forgotton about lil ole me? i'm back in the swing of things now as pc been bloomin poorly lol anyway Candyfloss and i fancy Waterloo by abba see you Saturday night! ohh cant wait! love Pepps and Menacexxxxxxxx biggrin

6 May 2004

I'm gutted now..... :cry:
We wont be there on Sat night, but just in honour of you KL I will sing my song to Steve....... He will soooooooo want to thank you I'm sure.... lol

Shireen
xxxx

6 May 2004

LOVE my song - takes me right back to my mis-spent early 30s when Rod Rocked!! Thanks.
Given a choice then I'd have plumped for Adam and the Ants - Goody Two-Shoes. 'Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?' but Rod is groovy!
I won't be at the Munch but will think of you all and will be supporting you in spirit - mines a gin please! lol

6 May 2004

Phew, I'm going to the munch, but I'm glad I'm not on the list - I'm too shy, and I'd much rather laugh at everyone else.
Mike.

6 May 2004

I'm glad to see he had the good sense to keep me away from the karaoke machine as well.
Wise move Kinky. :P
Steve

6 May 2004

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I'm glad to see he had the good sense to keep me away from the karaoke machine as well.
Wise move Kinky. :P
Steve

I was going to suggest Jimmy Osmond's "Long haired lover from Blackburn" myself Steve....... lol

Shireen
xxx

6 May 2004

sorry for omitting you pepps...... :cry:
pepps - Naughty Girl - Beyonce
there yah go! lol

MikeNorth no getting away mate! and you steve!
MikeNorth - I can see cleary now - Jimmy Cliff
steveg_nw - Saturday Night Fever - Bee Gees
I know there are loads of people I forgot.....i'm sowwy! I just got fed up after 2 hours!
oooooh! you're making me blush after what you said roger.....stop it! stop it!

6 May 2004

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steveg_nw - Saturday Night Fever - Bee Gees

Ooohhhh I can just see the tight jeans on him.... wink

I think he may need JudyTV to grab his balls to help him reach the high notes though... lol

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sorry to hear you won't be there shireen-steve....maybe next time eh? :cry:

I was looking forward to meet you KL hun..... Are you really as mad in real life???
kiss

Shireen
xxx

6 May 2004

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[What would happen at the munch if there was a rumour spread around the pub that there were a couple having sex in the toilets??? Would everyone who is a â€˜doggerâ€™ suddenly have the urge to go and investigate? I had this funny image enter my mind of around 40 men charging to the gents to get an ogle. : )
(40 men and WBB!!!)

oi!!!!!!!
are you tying to suggest i am more pervy than most girls????? :confused:
i will have you know i have never seen a naked man :eeek: and have no intention of ever doing so!
any more slurs on my untarnished moral reputation will result in a duel between you and my father.
duel

i have to protect my honour the best way i can. :angel:
now let that be an end to it!
as we are all singing, i think you should too, the best i can come up with for you is the "frog song", by paul mccartney.
luv (a very chaste) WBB
xxxx

6 May 2004

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sorry to hear you won't be there shireen-steve....maybe next time eh? :cry:
and you jags..... :cry:

Maybe - just maybe!! Have a fab time anyway!

6 May 2004

<------a lover, not a fighter!

6 May 2004

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was looking forward to meet you KL hun..... Are you really as mad in real life???

Me? Nah I'm much, much worse! I could always set up a meeting through my therapist if you'd like shireen??? wink

Will he let me sit on his knee KL????....... wink

Shireen
xxx

6 May 2004

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[Your dad isn't called Well_muscly_dad is he???? Bloody hell, I'm for it now! gulp!

sent u a pic so u can recognise him when he taps you on the shoulder..........

do you see the family resemblence?

6 May 2004

ooooh thankyou kinky lizard mmm Beyonce! know what would i like to do with her ...........oh dear my saucy filthy mind again! lol :P Wowee could have a go at dancinf like her but you may have to pick me up off the floor as i'm wearing heels! lol see you there hunny xxxxxxpeppsxxx lol

6 May 2004

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You aint seen my therapist shireen!

There's only one thing you can say to that isn't there really...... lol

DOH!!
Shireen
xxx

6 May 2004

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Dawn_Mids â€“ Feels So Good â€“ Melanie B

If only I was going sad

:cry: :cry: but then I don't know the words.
I would have been more than willing to bounce along with the tune though lol

Have a great evening munchers and can someone hug MISSCHIEF and carpy for me. Oh and Mal and feels steveg's arse...........
I think I should shut up before my list is way too long.
Sing one for me Kinky kiss

Dawn :silly:

6 May 2004

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i will have you know i have never seen a naked man

There's more to shagging than doggie style, you know WBB wink

Ouch!

6 May 2004

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i will have you know i have never seen a naked man

There's more to shagging than doggie style, you know WBB wink

Ouch!

6 May 2004

Thanks for remembering me Kinky.....but I think mine would be more like 'Dancing in the streets naked'....LoL.....especially since the last time I got really really drunk I gave my best friend a topless lap dance..... lol

Pity i'm not coming to the Munch (maybe the next one).....I promise I'll give you a lapdance at some point Kinky wink

6 May 2004

Us :karaoke: Never!!!!!
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sing ...... 3 is the magic number!!

6 May 2004

hi,
Stripped - Depeche Mode???? stripped of the last shreads of my dignity more like....and strip everyone's ear drums!!!! i sound more like one of the frogs out of Well_busty_babes frog song........ :karaoke:
soph n nige
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sing ..... 3 is the magic number!!

6 May 2004

Kinky you old dog or is it lizard....well thought out and truer than most would think. Given that I have my head up my arse and the inner bowl is miles long seeing for miles is very apt. For those of you that are thinking it must be dark up there so he cant really see, you couldnt be more wrong because what you cant see, is the torch in my mouth

6 May 2004

Hey Kinky Lizard glad to see you gave me Annie Lennox!!!
Now my singing skills...........................................you may find out on Saturday..............I may even have my Easter holiday pics with me where I have one taken at a Karaoke with the compere standing behind me with a great big sign saying CRAP redface

However don't for a minute think that will put me off wink

In my head I know I can sing. Its just that when I open my mouth people just don't agree with me :shock: :shock: :shock:

6 May 2004

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Have a great evening munchers and can someone hug MISSCHIEF and carpy for me.

Gonna be lost not being able to launch myself on you every time you came within hugging distance Dawn sad

6 May 2004

You and Ian will be sorely missed Dawn - who am I going to discuss pies with?
passionkiss

For you both, and I hope you have a good weekend anyway.
As for Steve's bum I promise it will be groped and photographed, "Especially for you" :karaoke:
and Nooo Steve you don't have a say in the matter lol

6 May 2004

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and Nooo Steve you don't have a say in the matter

Somehow jas, I cant see him complaining about it.... unless it's tim thats doing the groping that is... :shock: lol

Shireen
xxx

6 May 2004

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and Nooo Steve you don't have a say in the matter

Somehow jas, I cant see him complaining about it.... unless it's tim thats doing the groping that is... :shock: lol

Shireen
xxx
I know but he'll pretend he objects to being used as a sex toy rotflmao

for you two as well.