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Quote by neilinleeds

i reckon i've met just about everyone who's ever, ever posted on the forum!
neil x x x ;)

Nor me (But i have met Gem and i get the feeling you ain't as easy on the eye as she is, neil)
well no, i haven't met you either yet meaty, but i had a full report on your shennanigans in the north west a week or so ago, so i feel i almost know you personally! lol :P
oh . . . and while obviously i'm sex on a stick and unbearably handsome, little gem is sweetly pretty, and does have one or two advantages over me! ;)
neil x x x ;)
i had noticed, but are you a better pole dancer? rotflmao
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i had noticed, but are you a better pole dancer? rotflmao

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
uummmmm . . . . well no! sad
but . . . at the 2nd north west i did provide the pole for some rather attractive girlies to dance round ((( get your mind out of the gutters you lot, i didn't mean that! i'm just tall and stick thin ok! rolleyes ))) which surely qualifies me as a munch tart in itself? dunno
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
i had noticed, but are you a better pole dancer? rotflmao

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
uummmmm . . . . well no! sad
but . . . at the 2nd north west i did provide the pole for some rather attractive girlies to dance round ((( get your mind out of the gutters you lot, i didn't mean that! i'm just tall and stick thin ok! rolleyes ))) which surely qualifies me as a munch tart in itself? dunno
neil x x x ;)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOh I remember that :shock: hhehehehehe
I can't count today but we've definitely been to 5 munches, mini munches, and countless private parties biggrin
Cx
Quote by Sarah
Right I'm back folks, sorry for taking the afternoon and evening off, but there are certain things a woman has to do when she hasn't seen her man for ages and ages redface redface
Roll of Honour
MikeNorth:- 'Offical Munch Kipling Tart'
Marms and NWC:- 'Offical Micro Munch Tart'
CorrieFem:- 'Offical Munch Pie Tart'
Tigersgobounce69
Lilmiss
Making cocoa
Hornyoldtart
Mistress_ Sassy
all are here by awarded:- 'Offical Munch Tart'
AND
Dambuster (a true friend) what can I award you? lol
'Offical Munch Wobbler as certified by all munchers'
Please all use you awards wisely, and see you at the next munch :twisted:

wow oh wow hahahahahahaha right off to become an official munch pie tart!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol
Quote by Sarah
Owing to the number of SH munches that have taken place over 2005 and starting to take place in 2006.
I am now able to offer 'Offical Munch Tart' status to those who required it.
1. You must have attended at least 4 munches or far :P
2. You must be able to name at least 6 people you met at the munch lol
3. You should be able to state was I sober or drunk at the end of the night redface
Please post in this thread and I will consider your status lol :twisted:

1) i attended 4 smile London, Essex,Notts and Leicster
2) what 6 at each hmmmm.....now this can be fun....as i was pished out of me face at most of them.....
3) lol....sarah...no comment smile
MikeC
can i be a munch tart now
Omg just wondering what my sig will say
only missed 3 since Munches started on here have co organised 3 NW Munches, and helped organise another 4 In the process of organsing another. NW
Think I can name a couple of hundred names
and ive seen you pished at a few munches and can name some if ya like lol
What will mine say?
Vicky xxx
Vicky_uk...
Munch Mistress?
Godmother of Munch?
Grand High Munch Tart?
Quote by meat2pleaseu


i reckon i've met just about everyone who's ever, ever posted on the forum!
neil x x x ;)

Nor me (But i have met Gem and i get the feeling you ain't as easy on the eye as she is, neil)
well no, i haven't met you either yet meaty, but i had a full report on your shennanigans in the north west a week or so ago, so i feel i almost know you personally! lol :P
oh . . . and while obviously i'm sex on a stick and unbearably handsome, little gem is sweetly pretty, and does have one or two advantages over me! ;)
neil x x x ;)
i had noticed, but are you a better pole dancer? rotflmao
lol Neil and dancing are not two words that go together very easily or comfortably! Although he has a go, keeping up a rythmn is somewhat strenuous and a five minute break would be demanded frequently! lol
All these compliments... hmmm... sweet, easy on the eye, assets.... what are you two up too??? Hmmm???
Will I like it?? :twisted: :rascal: :bounce:
Quote by little gem


i reckon i've met just about everyone who's ever, ever posted on the forum!
neil x x x ;)

Nor me (But i have met Gem and i get the feeling you ain't as easy on the eye as she is, neil)
well no, i haven't met you either yet meaty, but i had a full report on your shennanigans in the north west a week or so ago, so i feel i almost know you personally! lol :P
oh . . . and while obviously i'm sex on a stick and unbearably handsome, little gem is sweetly pretty, and does have one or two advantages over me! ;)
neil x x x ;)
i had noticed, but are you a better pole dancer? rotflmao
lol Neil and dancing are not two words that go together very easily or comfortably! Although he has a go, keeping up a rythmn is somewhat strenuous and a five minute break would be demanded frequently! lol
All these compliments... hmmm... sweet, easy on the eye, assets.... what are you two up too??? Hmmm???
Will I like it?? :twisted: :rascal: :bounce:
>>>only one way to find out<<< :rascal:
they both want to get you in to bed hun and shag you senceless.....
i dont blame then i would to :twisted: :twisted:
Mike
would love to be a munch tart.....definately working on it though! Especially after our first socil event at Kaz's birthday.... still re-living it! biggrin
Quote by MikeC
they both want to get you in to bed hun and shag you senceless.....
i dont blame then i would to :twisted: :twisted:
Mike

shag her senseless, i was thinking of spending a little longer than 30 seconds with her :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
they both want to get you in to bed hun and shag you senseless.....
i dont blame then i would to :twisted: :twisted:
Mike

shag her senseless, i was thinking of spending a little longer than 30 seconds with her :twisted:
smackbottom You two cut it out! lol I'm blushing! redface
:twisted:
Wow, more than 30 seconds... is it my birthday already?
kiss
Gem. x - needs to be certified as a flirt and general tart! ;)
Quote by little gem
they both want to get you in to bed hun and shag you senseless.....
i dont blame then i would to :twisted: :twisted:
Mike

shag her senseless, i was thinking of spending a little longer than 30 seconds with her :twisted:
smackbottom You two cut it out! lol I'm blushing! redface
:twisted:
Wow, more than 30 seconds... is it my birthday already?
kiss
Gem. x - needs to be certified as a flirt and general tart! ;)
well I am a munch PIE :smug:
Corrie.... I'm having a thick day! Please explain! lol redface
And what would I qualify for?
A bit busy this weekend, but will sort out all munch titles by Tuesday............... cool
Anyone else
:twisted:
Awarded:-
Neilnolongerin Leeds
Calista
Morbius
MikeC
all :- Offical Munch Tarts
Vicky_uk :- 'Offical Munch Whore'
Any more?