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Munches can seriously damage your health

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Please everyone BEWARE!!!! Munches can seriously damage your health.
During the NW munch,some clever dick thought it would be a good idea to play in the kids play we all thought,the proplem is that the slide fecking fucked my back up.
Ive heriocally carried on at work for the past month and a half,but had to go to the doctors yesterday because the pain was getting to much for even me :shock: .I'm now forced to do light duties at work for a fortnight,which trust me is boring as shite!!!
So if anyone decides to get any bright ideas at the forthcoming munches,just twat them in the mouth mad
Aw Honey kiss
I was gonna passionkiss but i dont wanna damage you any further :shock:
Ill answer your post,everyone else is too busy nominating or not as the case may be!!!!
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Ive heriocally carried on at work for the past month and a half,but had to go to the doctors yesterday because the pain was getting to much for even me :shock: .I'm now forced to do light duties at work for a fortnight,which trust me is boring as shite!!!x

What did the quack say you'd done to your back and did he suggest whether or not a Chiropracter would be useful? GT had an aching neck for a while and he went to one which turned out to be a good idea...
Feel for you mate... back ache is shitty... sad
The doc said that ive strained my back and that i should have some physiotherapy.
Thanks Wibbly for your concern and to my lovely wife of course kiss
Hey!! dont blame the munches!! Bet it was one of those dodgy positions you two tried!! lol
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just twat them in the mouth mad

So you want all the ladys to let some idiot with a bright idea go down on them. :shock:
I DON"T THINK SO BUDDY wink
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So if anyone decides to get any bright ideas at the forthcoming munches,just twat them in the mouth mad

Quickly rewrites her invite of coming back to our hotel room for Clare & Steve so it sounds less like a bright idea ;)
I can sympathise on that one.....had to see an Osteopath due to said slide!!!
Any ideas of more sedate activities for the Notts Munch??
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
We were thinking of a ping pong competition,read into that what you want :twisted: :twisted: :shock:
Did you tell the Doc how you damaged your back? LoL
I can just see that conversation....."Yes Doctor, I damaged my back going down a slide in a kiddies play area at a Swingers Munch"...... wink
hmmmmm - i still think Twister!!!!
Steve - do you need a massage...... wink
Dont worry Clare - wont leave you out you can have one too. wink
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Steve hunni....
If it's muscular damage try Arnica gel
If it's actual joint displacement etc definately try a chiropractor....
Hugs sweetie, I suffer big time with my back and it's darned painful kiss
Shireen
xxx
did / does anyone else feel seriously sick before their first munch????
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Steve - do you need a massage...... wink
Dont worry Clare - wont leave you out you can have one too. wink
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Oh Melons,i'd love a massage,please
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WIMP!!!!

GRRRRRRRHHHH mad
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did / does anyone else feel seriously sick before their first munch????

I felt very nervous before my first munch. Will people talk to me? I am wearing suitable attire? Will they be clicky? What if I said the wrong thing? Those questions and many more were running through my head.
"Nothing ventured, nothing gained" is my motto, so I put a big smile on my face and had a fantastic evening.
Have fun xx