Munchin......Nervous as Fluck..........;~)

6 Mar 2006

Quote by Alexandra
Shireen - you reckon he could cope with the two of us?

Nope Alexandra but I am sure he would love to die trying rotflmao

Shireen
xxx

6 Mar 2006

Quote by Sarah

mate, in the same boat here, we almost made the Leicester munch last year and bottled out at the last minute, thats why we have never put our names down since
dont know about anyone else but it scares the cr** out of us :dunno:

Right - listen you two, get your names down and I will personally come and meet you, hand-hold you in and escort you to the bar for a JD or two biggrin

I'll show ya what scaring the crap outta ya really feel like!!!!!

:twisted:
Only kiddin babes, the offer's there ( and I'm really not that bad, honest! ) wink

Is this a bit like, 'I'm in the car park can you come out an meet us?'
shut up Sarah I have a rep to protect!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
redface

ops: See Pete - and everyone else who's nervous - Dark had to call Sarah from outside the pub at my first social cos I was too nervous to go in without being hand-held :oops: :oops:
Ohhhh how times change!!! :wink: :twisted:

6 Mar 2006

Quote by Shireen
omg yes.... :giggle: That's right you wore Judy's knickers once didn't you
Shireen
xxx

Twice!!

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

6 Mar 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Anyway Alex and Shireen, if either of you were going on Saturday it wouldn't be my hand I would be asking you to hold!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm going on Saturday Sarge biggrin

What bit of you can I hold? :wink: :lol:
Fee
XX
Yep and you can hold every bit!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

6 Mar 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm going on Saturday Sarge

Noooooooooo sad

:( :(
Not only will I miss out on the sexy Sarge but I will miss out on the gorgeous Fee and the mmmmmmm sexy Laird :twisted:
Shireen
xxx

6 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
omg yes.... :giggle: That's right you wore Judy's knickers once didn't you
Shireen
xxx

Twice!!

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
I do believe that Judy said you never returned them either.... Bad boy Sarge smackbottom

Shireen
xxx

6 Mar 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Anyway Alex and Shireen, if either of you were going on Saturday it wouldn't be my hand I would be asking you to hold!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm going on Saturday Sarge biggrin

What bit of you can I hold? :wink: :lol:
Fee
XX
if its warm the toupee tends to come unstuck, go for that.

6 Mar 2006

Quote by Shireen
I'm going on Saturday Sarge

Noooooooooo sad

:( :(
Not only will I miss out on the sexy Sarge but I will miss out on the gorgeous Fee and the mmmmmmm sexy Laird :twisted:
Shireen
xxx
Aw Shireen, we really wanted to meet you two :cry:
We'll just have to come South of the border on another occasion wink

Quote by davej
if its warm the toupee tends to come unstuck, go for that.

:giggle:
Fee
XX

6 Mar 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
We'll just have to come South of the border on another occasion

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Woooo hoooo biggrin

Shireen
xxx

6 Mar 2006

Quote by davej
Anyway Alex and Shireen, if either of you were going on Saturday it wouldn't be my hand I would be asking you to hold!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm going on Saturday Sarge biggrin

What bit of you can I hold? :wink: :lol:
Fee
XX
if its warm the toupee tends to come unstuck, go for that.
with the reduction in his pension he can only afford a onepee now

7 Mar 2006

Quote by Alexandra
Damn and I can't go!

You'd better be able to get to one of these things one of these days. One that I'm going to. Or I might be forced to do something drastic.

7 Mar 2006

Quote by Shireen
omg yes.... :giggle: That's right you wore Judy's knickers once didn't you
Shireen
xxx

Twice!!

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
I do believe that Judy said you never returned them either.... Bad boy Sarge smackbottom

Shireen
xxx
Who really wants a pair of worn knickers back from the sarge??? Just think of the skid marks! <puke>
:gagged: <heave>
bolt

7 Mar 2006

Quote by JudyTV
I was thinking of providing you with a tiny pink pair or a sexy black pair or even maybe some frilly white ones.

I am strangely drawn to the frilly white ones!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: wink

Quote by little gem
Who really wants a pair of worn knickers back from the sarge??? Just think of the skid marks! <puke>
:gagged: <heave>

There are people that would pay good money on the net for those! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

7 Mar 2006

Quote by Darkfire

mate, in the same boat here, we almost made the Leicester munch last year and bottled out at the last minute, thats why we have never put our names down since
dont know about anyone else but it scares the cr** out of us :dunno:

Right - listen you two, get your names down and I will personally come and meet you, hand-hold you in and escort you to the bar for a JD or two biggrin

I'll show ya what scaring the crap outta ya really feel like!!!!!

:twisted:
Only kiddin babes, the offer's there ( and I'm really not that bad, honest! ) wink

Is this a bit like, 'I'm in the car park can you come out an meet us?'
shut up Sarah I have a rep to protect!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
redface

ops: See Pete - and everyone else who's nervous - Dark had to call Sarah from outside the pub at my first social cos I was too nervous to go in without being hand-held :oops: :oops:
Ohhhh how times change!!! :wink: :twisted:
Come to ours 17th June Yorkshire munch. This is only our second & we're organising it!! How scary is that? :scared:
On our first munch Darkfire was one of a few who made us feel really welcome. (thanks babe kiss

) She's coming to this munch so take up her offer.

7 Mar 2006

Woohoo :bounce: Just got confirmation that I'm going, purely to make up the numbers mind you lol

Will be nice to put more names to faces and remind those who I've met before who I am biggrin

8 Mar 2006

Many Thanks to all you lovely people for the kind words and advice etc.
I didn't actually put my name down for this Munch (doh..!!) so I'll have to attend the next one in Manchester.
I hope you ALL have a wonderful time.
Thanks again.
Marcus.....xxx

9 Mar 2006

Quote by Osmosis
Woohoo :bounce: Just got confirmation that I'm going, purely to make up the numbers mind you
Will be nice to put more names to faces and remind those who I've met before who I am

You turned the place down have you changed your mind Osmosis ?
shame cheekychimp didnt ask to go to the NW Munch

9 Mar 2006

So is a munch a good idea for newbs or not? Tried a bit of reading on it and thought it was by invite only. But love the idea of being able to meet a load of folk and get to know them face to face....or is it not that simple???

9 Mar 2006

It's almost that simple. Very new people will have to get themselves known, or it would be too easy for all sorts of undesirables (certain parts of the press have an unhealthy fascination with swinging) to turn up and cause problems. Once you've been here for a while and got yourselves known, all you have to do is ask for an invitation.
If someone here already knows you, it's easier. Just get them to say that you're OK.
There should be a sticky in the "Let's meet up" forum that explains it all much better than I can.
(edit) Here it is: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html The fourth paragraph is for newbies.

9 Mar 2006

Quote by JudyTV
what does it take...........>
I'm very shy....!!!
Gibbs......

After four pages of advice about munch nerves and people offering to meet you and hold your hand etc........now you tell us your not even going to the Munch ????? rolleyes

Quote by cheekychimp
Many Thanks to all you lovely people for the kind words and advice etc.
I didn't actually put my name down for this Munch (doh..!!) so I'll have to attend the next one in Manchester.
I hope you ALL have a wonderful time.
Thanks again.
Marcus.....xxx

People were even offering to chaperone you......wonderful.
Hello Jude,
This post wasn't aimed at the forthcoming NW Munch...pure coicidence I guess....I was just being honest.
I would love to attend a Munch and meet some of the folks from here, have a laugh and enjoy myself......if there's still room for me on Saturday....I'd love to come....??
Thanks
CC........ 8-)

9 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Will someone hold my hand on Saturday?? :? :? :? :?

Damn and I can't go!
wink

Nor me

:(
Shireen
xxx
Triple Damn!!!!!

I can't either!!

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Double Damn!

:giggle:

9 Mar 2006

Quote by cheekychimp
This post wasn't aimed at the forthcoming NW Munch...pure coicidence I guess....I was just being honest.
I would love to attend a Munch and meet some of the folks from here, have a laugh and enjoy myself......if there's still room for me on Saturday....I'd love to come....??
Thanks
CC........

Well - I for one made an incorrect assumption.
That doesn't make the thread any less worthwhile.
Thanks for starting it Chumpy, and my offer stands :thumbup:

10 Mar 2006

Thanks! Will keep reading and keep our end up and see how it goes!

Quote by DJohn
It's almost that simple. Very new people will have to get themselves known, or it would be too easy for all sorts of undesirables (certain parts of the press have an unhealthy fascination with swinging) to turn up and cause problems. Once you've been here for a while and got yourselves known, all you have to do is ask for an invitation.
If someone here already knows you, it's easier. Just get them to say that you're OK.
There should be a sticky in the "Let's meet up" forum that explains it all much better than I can.
(edit) Here it is: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html The fourth paragraph is for newbies.

10 Mar 2006

Quote by kittysin
Will keep reading and keep our end up and see how it goes!

You're doing good so far. See you at a munch one day!