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If you were a Muppet?
Who and Why
You can be more that one if you wish.
For me it would have to be The One and Only Miss Piggy. The best dressed one.
I've already told Bluexxx she should be Animal :grin:
Mal
wink
TS - when you put your new avatar up (not so many moons ago) I said to Kat that it looked more like Miss Piggy with wings than Barbie to me 8)
Kit
xxx
I always liked the two grumpy old geezers who bitched about everything, but I can't remember their names. When I'm old I'm going to be just like them. But for now, I'm OK with being a mad drummer with multi-coloured hair wink
Waldorf and Stadler I think confused
Mal
wink
I would love to be the Swedish Chef!! Then you could all taste my wares. wink
Or was it because he talked a load of gibberish and chased chickens around brandishing a meat cleaver.........mmmmmmmm.......could be interesting.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
PS, What is green and smells of pork??
Kermits Finger!!!
Sorry, I know that was a really bad joke but hey, who's gonna argue, I have a meat cleaver in my hand !!!!!!!
Beaker, the poor old lab assistant.
At least then at parties when someone said who's next I would go....
me me me me me
lol
I must be Fozzie.
Good grief! The comedian's a bear! No he's not, he's a wearing a neck-tie.
Before you ask, I'm not taking a photo of me in a neck-tie.
You've just been watching it too then ? 8)
I'd be the cave-man in the "Ma na ma na" song. Especially with those two female backing singer, er, funnel things !
Carpathian
PS Doo dooooo doo doo doo
Dogger, if I am not mistaken he says meep meep meep.
Not that I am an expert on muppets. lol
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Not that I am an expert on muppets. lol

I am, I married one!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
INCOMING!
Talking of muppets Wilma, what IS that thing your swedish chef avatar is holding ?! :shock:
Is he joining the forums toy testing circle ? 8)
Carpathian
:censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:
Sorry but really could not give that a dignified answer!
Wilma
x x x x
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Talking of muppets Wilma, what IS that thing your swedish chef avatar is holding ?! :shock:

Nah - that is just her wooden spoon she uses to stir it up in here a bit! lol :lol:
Quote by Carpathian
Talking of muppets Wilma, what IS that thing your swedish chef avatar is holding ?! :shock:
Is he joining the forums toy testing circle ? 8)
Carpathian

It was a cleaver but unfortunately that is now in the dishwasher due to blood stains. It now shows him holding a little piece of Fred!!
Guess which bit? :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
It now shows him holding a little piece of Fred!!

:shock: Cor Fred, that is some trouser snake you have there! Oh, sorry, I mean 'had' of course.
lhk
Kat
Sorry, it was his porn-star tash that kinda made me wonder !
Besides, you really don't need to be dignified when answering me, dear ! As you may have noticed I'm not always good at avoiding anything from the triple entendre to the panto retort !
If you have an answer then you can hit me with it !
Carpathian, now waiting for Blue to drop in with the punchline
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Besides, you really don't need to be dignified when answering me, dear ! As you may have noticed I'm not always good at avoiding anything from the triple entendre to the panto retort !
If you have an answer then you can hit me with it !

Sorry Carpathian my :censored: comment was aimed at dear old dick less Fred!
There I said it!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
So rather than Børk! Børk! Børk it's more a case of Pørk! Pørk! Pørk.
{Audience groans as one}
Carpathian
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You can be more that one if you wish.

Okay I also would love to be Miss Piggy but only so I could give that Frog a good clout.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I got this in an email the other day...

lol
Well, I'm Kermit the Frog!! God, I HATE these things...lol
Please don't hurt me!
(I missed the whole Muppet phase in my life and really have no idea what they are about)
LOL! I was kermit too. sad
And he really annoys me!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG - I am Miss Piggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to go for a lie down to recover from the shock :shock:
Kat - Fozzy Bear
Kit - Dr Bunsen Honeydew (Who the F*** is Dr Bunsen Huneydew??)
OMG - I am Miss Piggy
ahhh - little blue porker! :grin: :grin:
LHK
Kat
Wasn't Bunsen the mad scientist?
I'm ignoring your insults, Kat wink
I'm Kermit too - well it matches my profile from the right (damnit!) :cry:
Wasn't Bunsen the mad scientist?

You see what happens when you live with Kat for too long! rolleyes :roll: :silly:
I'm ignoring your insults, Kat
It really makes him cross when you do that. wink
Kit
xxx
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I'm Kermit too - well it matches my profile from the right (damnit!) :cry:

I really wanted to be Animal!! Not a little frog with a really annoying voice!!
And if Mr BlueEyes comes on here and even thinks about a smart comment...:taz:
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It really makes him cross when you do that. wink
Kit
xxx

*sniggers* We all know what to do now!!! :twisted: