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Some of you have implicated the right suspect but for the wrong reasons some are wildly incorrect.
Can everyone gather around the thread (poirot style) at 6:30 for tea buscuits and the truth behind the
Darstardly Murder of Ice Pie
whispers ....
I have no biscuits ... can anyone send some my way????
Ah!
It was an accident!
Steve was playing with Debs' bow and arrow, loosed off a shot at random and watched it disappear over the horizon. That's why he "couldn't believe it" when he realised he'd actually hit something. (Me, as it happens sad )
Which begs the question, where does Mr RSAB fit into the story?
Well, he reasoned that there wouldn't be many birds to spot in the middle of winter, so suggested that someone shoot an arrow in the air to give me something to photograph. biggrin
Don't make it any later will you, this new stud collar is bloody killing me and I think my dinner suit is too tight............
However',my shoes are shone and my spats are whitened.
See you in the lounge at 6:30pm .........
davej minces along in a Poirot kind of gait towards the lounge and the leather Chesterfield Sofa..........
Hey, how cool is that? I've solved my own "murder" rotflmao
Or have I? ;)
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Don't make it any later will you, this new stud collar is bloody killing me and I think my dinner suit is too tight............
However',my shoes are shone and my spats are whitened.
See you in the lounge at 6:30pm .........
davej minces along in a Poirot kind of gait towards the lounge and the leather Chesterfield Sofa..........

Nice to see someone getting into the spirit of things nice one davej, Im just about to dust of my old smoking jacket and light up a pipe full of the finest virginia blend mmmmmm
And I'm just shaking the mothballs from my twinset and my tweed skirt.#
Now......where did I put my pearls?
There's still time to solve this....
Now I have heard it said that the eyes of the deceased often hold the image of the last thing that they saw, so if anyone is brave enough to have a peek we might just come up with the answer.......
..........on the other hand......
IT WAS STEVE IT WAS STEVE!!!!!!!!
dont ask me why, it just was!!!!!
It's got to be Steve_Lincs. He couldn't believe that Sarge had got back so quickly to bugger up his breakfast FFS!
okokok ....
I asked the local forensic type bod (Morbius is halfway through a BSC Hons in Forensics!) I read him the passage and his educated guess is .....
Fuck knows!!!! :shock:
(I guess asking in the middle of star trek wasn't helpful)
:giggle:
Quote by davej
There's still time to solve this....
Now I have heard it said that the eyes of the deceased often hold the image of the last thing that they saw, so if anyone is brave enough to have a peek we might just come up with the answer.......
..........on the other hand......

What a disturbing thought!!!
Quote by Ice Pie
Hey, how cool is that? I've solved my own "murder" rotflmao
Or have I? ;)

'Ere what's this the barrage approach again? Pick one - just one!!
ITS STEVE ITS STEVE!!!!!
Cos tune said it was!!
It has to be Steve,he's got a right evil streak you know wink lol
I think everyones clutching at straws some what
Why dont they just nip down to the nearest SnappySnaps and get the photos developed?? it might give an insight as to whodunnit!!!
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I think everyones cluthing at straws some what

Oh come on,i know he's a bit of a stick man,but a straw FFS,thats taking the piss lol :lol2:
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Why dont they just nip down to the nearest SnappySnaps and get the photos developed?? it might give an insight as to whodunnit!!!

All the clues are in the description there is no need to start developing Ice's photos (never know what you might find)!!!!
Quote by westerross
Hey, how cool is that? I've solved my own "murder" rotflmao
Or have I? ;)

'Ere what's this the barrage approach again? Pick one - just one!!
OK, I'll stick with my first answer, Mr RSAB on the grounds that he was lying about me going out to photograph birds, because there wouldn't be any birds to see in the middle of a snowstorm.
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I think everyones clutching at straws some what

'Clutching at Straws' eh? That some sort of clue is it? Is it?
Clutching at straws - we're f***ing desperate. 8 minutes to go and I can hear that bastard Poirot coming down the corridor!
OOOHHHHHH decisions - i say it was a plot between all 3 of them - but MrRSAB did the shooting!!!!!!
The time of reckoning draws ever closer the tension mounts the atmosphere is think with the stench of guilt.
Someone is hiding a terrible secret.
(Enjoying this a bit too much lol)
Quote by mollyandchris
The time of reckoning draws ever closer the tension mounts the atmosphere is think with the stench of guilt.
Someone is hiding a terrible secret.
(Enjoying this a bit too much lol)

No thats just me ...I've shit meself trying to walk like Poirot
Quote by Ice Pie
Hey, how cool is that? I've solved my own "murder" rotflmao
Or have I? ;)

'Ere what's this the barrage approach again? Pick one - just one!!
OK, I'll stick with my first answer, Mr RSAB on the grounds that he was lying about me going out to photograph birds, because there wouldn't be any birds to see in the middle of a snowstorm.
Be quiet your supposed to be dead.....
Quote by dazandlou
OOOHHHHHH decisions - i say it was a plot between all 3 of them - but MrRSAB did the shooting!!!!!!

Hey I was having breakfast with Steve and Debbs.....thats 2 alibys..........
Unlike someone else.........
Mr RSAB2
Quick Sarge....................lock the thread. :shock:
Steve
Quote by RSAB2
OOOHHHHHH decisions - i say it was a plot between all 3 of them - but MrRSAB did the shooting!!!!!!

Hey I was having breakfast with Steve and Debbs.....thats 2 alibys..........
Unlike someone else.........
Mr RSAB2
doth he protest tooo much?????
Quote by mollyandchris
The time of reckoning draws ever closer the tension mounts the atmosphere is think with the stench of guilt.
Someone is hiding a terrible secret.
(Enjoying this a bit too much lol)

Bastards! Bastards! Bastards! It's everyone because of everything. I've even had my moustache hitched up in a net all night and it didn't do any good!!