Murder Mystery

6 Sep 2004

Thats not even funny!

6 Sep 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Quick Sarge....................lock the thread. :shock:
Steve

But then you'll never know who dunnit

6 Sep 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Quick Sarge....................lock the thread. :shock:
Steve

6 Sep 2004

Is everyone sitting comftably......then I shall begin

6 Sep 2004

Yeah go on Sarge,it'd be funny lol

:lol:

6 Sep 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Yeah go on Sarge,it'd be funny :lol:

Ha guilty!!!......trying the old lock the thread routine ehh... it will never work fess up now!!!

6 Sep 2004

The Sarge suspects the murderer as...........
Wait for it
Mr RSAB
The reason behind this is that Ice couldnt have told Mr RSAB he was going out to photograph birds, if he had he would not have headed east (this is the clever bit) with the sun rising in that direction it would have been very difficult if not impossible to see anything but the sillhouettes of the birds and immpossible to photograph them.

6 Sep 2004

Is that it,god i wish it'd been me now.
It'd never hold up in court anyway,i mean come on.

6 Sep 2004

Someone calll the local constabulary and have this man taken away for further questioning...
Your nicked mate

6 Sep 2004

YAY!!! IWAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT!!!!!

6 Sep 2004

But why did he kill him?????

6 Sep 2004

Quote by dazandlou
YAY!!! IWAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT!!!!!

No you didnt you thought it was me,can't you read damn bloody woman!!! lol

:lol:

6 Sep 2004

Hmm, Very circumstantial evidence if you ask me.
I demand an appeal!!
Mr RSAB2 (Now in hiding somewhere 'up north')

6 Sep 2004

you and Clare are making loads of mistakes tonight - look at the next one???? it says it was mrRSAB2 who shot!!!!!

6 Sep 2004

Quote by dazandlou
But why did he kill him?????

Because hes a evil twisted man.....lol

6 Sep 2004

Quote by dazandlou
But why did he kill him?????

besides its a whodunnit not a whydunnit

6 Sep 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Hmm, Very circumstantial evidence if you ask me.
I demand an appeal!!
Mr RSAB2 (Now in hiding somewhere 'up north')

You can run but you cant hide

6 Sep 2004

Quote by mollyandchris
But why did he kill him?????

besides its a whodunnit not a whydunnit
Hey - you could turn this thread from Poirot to Cracker!

6 Sep 2004

Ice may have been walking in an easterly direction, but he could still have turned round sideways or backwards to photograph birds. All a bit suspect to me!
rolleyes

Mike.

6 Sep 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Ice may have been walking in an easterly direction, but he could still have turned round sideways or backwards to photograph birds. All a bit suspect to me!

Mike.

Any questions regarding the validity of the accusation should be forwarded to
JW Spear And Sons PLC
Ingfield
EN3 7TB

6 Sep 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Ice may have been walking in an easterly direction, but he could still have turned round sideways or backwards to photograph birds. All a bit suspect to me!

Mike.

Does this mean I'm off the hook?? dunno

6 Sep 2004

Quote by mollyandchris
The Sarge suspects the murderer as...........
Mr RSAB
The reason behind this is that Ice couldnt have told Mr RSAB he was going out to photograph birds, if he had he would not have headed east (this is the clever bit) with the sun rising in that direction it would have been very difficult if not impossible to see anything but the sillhouettes of the birds and immpossible to photograph them.

Ahem....... from page one....

Quote by westerross
Got to be Robin Hood, who lived in Sherwood Chalet 2 miles due east. Ice had been walking backwards in an easterly direction trying to get a good bead on a bird in a tree, which he'd just passed. Robin, a nasty territorial bastard of the first order didn't like him getting so close - so he shot him.
Later that day Debbie finds the missing arrow down the back of the sofa, "Silly me!" (sorry Debs for the poetic licence.)
As for who Sarge suspects - haven't got a fecking clue!!

I rest my case m'lud! Another case of a miscarriage of justice!

6 Sep 2004

ok...I amit it...I was hiding in the bushes at just about the right angle and over the shoulder of others to make it look like them, it was actually me that shoot the gun....its a fair cop !!!! take me in your handcuffs and flog me...Pleasssee

6 Sep 2004

Quote by deancannock
ok...I amit it...I was hiding in the bushes at just about the right angle and over the shoulder of others to make it look like them, it was actually me that shoot the gun....its a fair cop !!!! take me in your handcuffs and flog me...Pleasssee

Wrong crime mate.

6 Sep 2004

no...i got gun that shoots arrow.....got all the latest gadgets me..can get one off firebox...and you see throws you all off the scent.....all you lot looking for someone like robin hood when it was actually me with my magic arrow firing gun !!!!

6 Sep 2004

Nice one!
I wasn't looking for Robin Hood - all the evidence pointed at him. Besides, like in the movies, the person who confesses never did it.

7 Sep 2004

My suspicions were correct, as you now see it was Mr RSAB.
I came to this conclusion, by the fact that Mr RSAB used to be in his younger day a member of the Crinckley Bottom archery team.
I remember the time he shot with an arrow the cherry off the nipple of a nubile young wench, while drinking a glass of bubbly facing backwards and using a mirror to sight the target.
Fess up now RSAB biggrin

:D

7 Sep 2004

Coming soon to a thread near your MURDER MYSTERY THE SEQUEL....................