Ok I have changed the names in this scenerio to some names on the forum to make it more fun so here is the scenerio:
Sarge squinted into the rising sun as the early morning light refected of the freshly fallen snow. Sarge headed due east following the snow shoe tracks of Ice Pie the world famous photographer. Suddenly to Sarges horror, he came upon the dead body (dun dun daaahh) of Ice Pie. He had been shot and killed by an arrow that entered his back, and pierced his heart. Sarge raced back to the chalet where his weekend companions where just sitting down to breakfast. All three people where shocked when Sarge relayed the tragedy. Steve_lincs kept muttering that he couldn't beleive it, Mr RSAB said it seemed just moments ago that Ice Pie told him that he was going out to photograph various birds in there early morning habitat. debbywebs who was counting her arrows, turned ashen white when she noticed one of them missing. "ONE OF YOU IS THE KILLER!!!" said Sarge. Who does the SARGE suspect of this dastardly deed and why...........?
And before anyone asks we have no idea what ashen white is!
He shot the arrow with all his might, then stood and waited while the arrow circumnavigated the globe, came up on him from behind, and finally pierced his back.
It has to Debbywebs in a fit of jealousy.
How dare Ice Pie go out to photograph another bird when she's just given him the night of his life?
Steve
Sarge did it!
Its always the accuser!
Surely you can only head North or South from one of the poles, not East?
Steve
Must've ben the equator then :doh:
Got to be Robin Hood, who lived in Sherwood Chalet 2 miles due east. Ice had been walking backwards in an easterly direction trying to get a good bead on a bird in a tree, which he'd just passed. Robin, a nasty territorial bastard of the first order didn't like him getting so close - so he shot him.
Later that day Debbie finds the missing arrow down the back of the sofa, "Silly me!" (sorry Debs for the poetic licence.)
As for who Sarge suspects - haven't got a fecking clue!!
I think I might have a theory which could shed some light on this.
Ice Pie, trekking off into the snow, would obviously need to have some protection against the weather so, on his way out of the chalet, he took the thickest and most waterproof looking garment - after all he was only borrowing it and would be back shortly. This happened to be Sarge's bright orange all-weather coat.
Little did Ice realise that, hidden among the fir trees around the chalets, was someone with a grudge against Sarge. This person - seeing a lone figure dressed in day-glo orange - saw a chance for revenge. They crept over to where Debbywebs keeps her arrows, took one, fixed it into the bow and let it fly!!!
"THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO KEEP RUNNING OFF WITH MY BEST KNICKERS," shouted JudyTV.
Will
Or should that be Sherlock?
Sorry nobody is right so far........the plot thickens
Maybe the clue is the snow - could the arrow have been frozen into a block of ice: he fell on to the block or the block was pushed into his back then the ice melted leaving no trace..? Or is this total block-ocks?
The Sarge accusses debbiewebs on the grounds that her avatar is the only one that suggests one of the subjects has been out in the cold.
It was Bilko........the moderators are to blame for everything!! :shock:
Steve
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