Did I have a soggy holiday? Did I heck!!
Whilst on hols I went to visit an old friend of mine. During our chat I noticed his voice sounded like Donald Duck, I asked him what the problem was, and he said "you noticed then" he then took off his shoes and socks and said "look at this" there were pieces of skin growing between his toes, "what do you make of that". "Thats webbed feet, that is" I ventured.
Then I said to my friend, I have a problem too I'm finding it difficult to breathe when the sun shines, on dry days and I have these strange marks on my neck. "Thems gills them is" he said.
We both concluded that due to the continual fecking rain we were mutating into ducks and fish respectively, so spent the weekend digging a pond in the garden so that all our families and friends could live happily ever after.
So what happened to the weather! Someone please make it sunny! This is just silly!
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