Yesterday morning, we had 16 confirmed guys. How many do you think turned up?
Five!
Three of the absentees did at least have the courtesy to text us by mid- afternoon to let us know that they had to drop out, but to the other eight I have one thing to say....but I'm too damned polite to say it!!
Suffice it to say that they needn't bother getting in touch about any forthcoming bukkake nights, cos they will get a big F.U. from us both.
Thanks to the guys who did turn up though. I certainly had a good time, and I hope they did too!