Hi All
I would just like to know what you think
Is it a good or bad idea to put laxatives in the bosses tea he really pisses me off
Quote by foxylady2209
Technically it's a criminal offence. In practical terms it's probably impossible to prove unless you leave foreensic evidence around.
1) Make sure you aren't seen entering the tea room (or whereever),
2) wear vinyl gloves (thin latex can leave a faint fingerprint),
3) take any empty blister packs with you and destroy,
4) make sure you pick up that little bit of foil from the blister,
5) don't be extra nice to your boss - just your normal self,
6) don't make his tea if you don't normally - in that case crush the laxatives into the sugar and hope no-one you like used it too. (Or accept that collateral damage as a perk LOL)
And most of all - sit back and enjoy.
Oh, and you could consider the extra joy of putting cling film over the toilet bowl - but under the seat so he won't notice it's there. But be careful, cling-film picks up fingerprints, hair and dry skin cells very easily.
Quote by Cubes
Technically it's a criminal offence. In practical terms it's probably impossible to prove unless you leave foreensic evidence around.
1) Make sure you aren't seen entering the tea room (or whereever),
2) wear vinyl gloves (thin latex can leave a faint fingerprint),
3) take any empty blister packs with you and destroy,
4) make sure you pick up that little bit of foil from the blister,
5) don't be extra nice to your boss - just your normal self,
6) don't make his tea if you don't normally - in that case crush the laxatives into the sugar and hope no-one you like used it too. (Or accept that collateral damage as a perk LOL)
And most of all - sit back and enjoy.
Oh, and you could consider the extra joy of putting cling film over the toilet bowl - but under the seat so he won't notice it's there. But be careful, cling-film picks up fingerprints, hair and dry skin cells very easily.
Quote by Lost
Oh put a downer on it then dave - c'mon lighten up ffs :lol2:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
If you don't have CCTV overlooking the carpark, make sure nobody sees you and crack an egg into the air intake vents just below the windscreen.
egg drips inside vent
egg dries
flies land on eggy residue and lay eggs
eggs hatch into maggots and crawl all through car vent system
car reeks of rotten eggs but little evidence is visible
car dashboard has to be removed and replaced at major expense.
Quote by benrums0n
May I suggest a delightful strategy.
Go to work and do a bad job. Nothing deliberate, simply cease to care. Depending on the employer you can get away with it for an incredibly long time while you seek alternatives.
The fun and freedom you can get from not giving a shit is difficult to describe.
Quote by foxylady2209
If you don't have CCTV overlooking the carpark, make sure nobody sees you and crack an egg into the air intake vents just below the windscreen.
egg drips inside vent
egg dries
flies land on eggy residue and lay eggs
eggs hatch into maggots and crawl all through car vent system
car reeks of rotten eggs but little evidence is visible
car dashboard has to be removed and replaced at major expense.
Quote by Dawnie
If you don't have CCTV overlooking the carpark, make sure nobody sees you and crack an egg into the air intake vents just below the windscreen.
egg drips inside vent
egg dries
flies land on eggy residue and lay eggs
eggs hatch into maggots and crawl all through car vent system
car reeks of rotten eggs but little evidence is visible
car dashboard has to be removed and replaced at major expense.
Quote by benrums0n
May I suggest a delightful strategy.
Go to work and do a bad job. Nothing deliberate, simply cease to care. Depending on the employer you can get away with it for an incredibly long time while you seek alternatives.
The fun and freedom you can get from not giving a shit is difficult to describe.