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Dear Santa,
We've been very good this year, so would like:- :small-print:
A glow in the dark vibrator - I'm always grabbing the wrong thing in the dark. :doh:
A Minoru 3D web cam and glasses for everybody - a 'must' for the chatroom cam. :scared:
A Rovio mobile web cam - so I can keep track of the other half. smackbottom
Wii Sex - for those lonely nights.. :bounce:
A small Pacific Island - well I can wish! :thumbup:
Merry Christmas all.:thrilled:
1. Semen that tastes like Swiss chocolate and has the same calorie level as a bran flake.
2. The ability to produce the above in sufficient quantities to become (A) stupidly happy and (B) rich.
3. Penis extension (obviously)
4. Hair where it should be, not where it shouldn't.
I'm not vaguely shallow in my wishes i'm positively two dimensional. I'd like cash obscene amounts of cash not just telephone numbers here but telephone numbers including international and area codes. Enough money to do what I want with who I want(ok i know thats bit dodgy) when I want.
Along with this i'd like my fanily to be healthy and wealthy too (but not as much as me obviously) and for a last thought world peace biggrin
On my absolute wishlist would be:
- financial security
- an expense account at Rupert Sanderson
- an audience with Prince
- a house in New Orleans
- a really really good haircut and colour
- a personal trainer
but I'll happily settle for a box set of the complete series of The Wire. wink
if we are doing fantasy xmas list
a huge country house, with massive garden, lots of cats, dogs, and other animals, complete with jacuzzi steam room pool own gym etc and an amazingly huge fully equipped kitchen
a huge american motorhome and the roads to be able to drive it on
lots of cash n financial security for me and my family given the crap state we are all in
if being sensible
a potato ricer
mary berrys xmas book
deliahs xmas book
series 3 of the tudors
series 5 of the L word
series 4 of Grays anatomy
That everyone do just one thing to help out someone less fortunate amidst all the overkill, greed and gluttony.
bottle of jd.
a gun.
the end.
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bottle of jd.
a gun.
the end.

Is that not an Aerosmith song?
JD's got a gun?
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Along with this i'd like my fanily to be healthy

Antibiotics usually make the fanily healthy wink
Dave_Notts
Quote by Kaznkev
on the total fantasy list
a whole day free with a cetain person and their play kit
in a secluded cottage surrounded by woodland with roaring fires,a wel stocked fridge and wine cellar ,and no neighbours
im easily pleased lol

told not available :lol:
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That everyone do just one thing to help out someone less fortunate amidst all the overkill, greed and gluttony.

and the winner of Miss world 2010 is .......
:haha:
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That everyone do just one thing to help out someone less fortunate amidst all the overkill, greed and gluttony.

and the winner of Miss world 2010 is .......
:haha:
Nah- ripping the heads off kittens meant I got kicked out in the semis. :sad:
Quote by Witchy
That everyone do just one thing to help out someone less fortunate amidst all the overkill, greed and gluttony.

and the winner of Miss world 2010 is .......
:haha:
Nah- ripping the heads off kittens meant I got kicked out in the semis. :sad:
I wouldent worry wink In these parts we can all be guilty of a little pussy abuse once in a while smile
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On my absolute wishlist would be:
- financial security
- an expense account at Rupert Sanderson
- an audience with Prince
- a house in New Orleans
- a really really good haircut and colour
- a personal trainer
but I'll happily settle for a box set of the complete series of The Wire. wink

applying for the position of personal trainer.
and to start with lets get in this position hump