My Christmas List

14 Dec 2009

Dear Santa,
We've been very good this year, so would like:- :small-print:
A glow in the dark vibrator - I'm always grabbing the wrong thing in the dark. :doh:
A Minoru 3D web cam and glasses for everybody - a 'must' for the chatroom cam. :scared:
A Rovio mobile web cam - so I can keep track of the other half. smackbottom

Wii Sex - for those lonely nights.. :bounce:
A small Pacific Island - well I can wish! :thumbup:
Merry Christmas all.:thrilled:

14 Dec 2009

1. Semen that tastes like Swiss chocolate and has the same calorie level as a bran flake.
2. The ability to produce the above in sufficient quantities to become (A) stupidly happy and (B) rich.
3. Penis extension (obviously)
4. Hair where it should be, not where it shouldn't.

14 Dec 2009

I'm not vaguely shallow in my wishes i'm positively two dimensional. I'd like cash obscene amounts of cash not just telephone numbers here but telephone numbers including international and area codes. Enough money to do what I want with who I want(ok i know thats bit dodgy) when I want.
Along with this i'd like my fanily to be healthy and wealthy too (but not as much as me obviously) and for a last thought world peace biggrin

14 Dec 2009

A years free subscription to SH... wink

14 Dec 2009

On my absolute wishlist would be:
- financial security
- an expense account at Rupert Sanderson
- an audience with Prince
- a house in New Orleans
- a really really good haircut and colour
- a personal trainer
but I'll happily settle for a box set of the complete series of The Wire. wink

14 Dec 2009

if we are doing fantasy xmas list
a huge country house, with massive garden, lots of cats, dogs, and other animals, complete with jacuzzi steam room pool own gym etc and an amazingly huge fully equipped kitchen
a huge american motorhome and the roads to be able to drive it on
lots of cash n financial security for me and my family given the crap state we are all in
if being sensible
a potato ricer
mary berrys xmas book
deliahs xmas book
series 3 of the tudors
series 5 of the L word
series 4 of Grays anatomy

14 Dec 2009

That everyone do just one thing to help out someone less fortunate amidst all the overkill, greed and gluttony.

14 Dec 2009

bottle of jd.
a gun.
the end.

14 Dec 2009

Quote by tyracer
bottle of jd.
a gun.
the end.

Is that not an Aerosmith song?
JD's got a gun?

14 Dec 2009

Quote by Lost

Along with this i'd like my fanily to be healthy

Antibiotics usually make the fanily healthy wink

Dave_Notts

14 Dec 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
on the total fantasy list
a whole day free with a cetain person and their play kit
in a secluded cottage surrounded by woodland with roaring fires,a wel stocked fridge and wine cellar ,and no neighbours
im easily pleased

told not available :lol:

14 Dec 2009

Quote by Witchy
That everyone do just one thing to help out someone less fortunate amidst all the overkill, greed and gluttony.

and the winner of Miss world 2010 is .......
:haha:

14 Dec 2009

Quote by tweeky
That everyone do just one thing to help out someone less fortunate amidst all the overkill, greed and gluttony.

and the winner of Miss world 2010 is .......
:haha:
Nah- ripping the heads off kittens meant I got kicked out in the semis. :sad:

15 Dec 2009

Quote by Witchy
That everyone do just one thing to help out someone less fortunate amidst all the overkill, greed and gluttony.

and the winner of Miss world 2010 is .......
:haha:
Nah- ripping the heads off kittens meant I got kicked out in the semis. :sad:
I wouldent worry wink

In these parts we can all be guilty of a little pussy abuse once in a while smile

15 Dec 2009

Quote by noladreams
On my absolute wishlist would be:
- financial security
- an expense account at Rupert Sanderson
- an audience with Prince
- a house in New Orleans
- a really really good haircut and colour
- a personal trainer
but I'll happily settle for a box set of the complete series of The Wire.

applying for the position of personal trainer.
and to start with lets get in this position hump