My diet

22 Feb 2005

After discovering in this thread... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/36230.html .... that I can no longer fasten the jeans I got when I was 14... a mere 19 years ago :shock: , I am now from this minute going on a diet.
So, if you see me eating chocolate, cakes, or in fact anything other than fruit and cornflakes, you are allowed to give me a hard slap.... go on, it's for my own good... I won't ban you for abusing a mod, honest lol

:lol: :lol:
I don't have any scales so I can't track my progress, but when I can fit the jeans again I will show you all the photo smile

22 Feb 2005

But Blue - surely you burn off a few calories at your parties. Sooooo - just have more parties!! dunno

23 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
But Blue - surely you burn off a few calories at your parties. Sooooo - just have more parties!!

Yes, but then I'd just eat loads more vodka jelly... and how many calories are in that? :shock:

23 Feb 2005

TEST OF WILL POWER

before i get beat up i'm gonna bolt

23 Feb 2005

*wonders how many calories sperm contains blink

23 Feb 2005

Quote by Jiggle
TEST OF WILL POWER

before i get beat up i'm gonna

Actually Jiggle... that helps, cos I'm not keen on gooey cakes.... post something like a flake or a twirl maybe tomorrow night when I am hungry and I will hate you forever wink

:wink: :wink:

23 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
But Blue - surely you burn off a few calories at your parties. Sooooo - just have more parties!!

Yes, but then I'd just eat loads more vodka jelly... and how many calories are in that? :shock:
Tell you what - i'll eat all the vodka jelly for you!! How's that?! :dunno:
ORRRRR
you can just shag me for every spoonfull vodka jelly you eat! :twisted:

23 Feb 2005

Blue.............. what you need is pure protein............no calories in that............ ok alot less in cakes and dairy stuff.............and if you want to go for your record attempt you will be slim in no time...............mind you .......... :shock: thought you looked fab anyways..... biggrin

23 Feb 2005

bluexxx ........ I'll pm your other half to put a combination lock on the fridge.
You'll have to :sparring: for it.

23 Feb 2005

its the 1st ive heard of this :shock: :shock:
bolt

im off to hide all the choc for myself as i dont need to diet :grin:

23 Feb 2005

How's it going Blue? Now 8 hours into the diet - you in them jeans yet? :bounce:

23 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
But Blue - surely you burn off a few calories at your parties. Sooooo - just have more parties!!

Yes, but then I'd just eat loads more vodka jelly... and how many calories are in that? :shock:
Well Bluexxx, there are 55 calories in a shot of vodka and 20 calories in 6 grams of jelly.
Afraid i can't help any further because i don't know the weight of a vodka jelly, but 75 calories is quite a lot considering what it is.

23 Feb 2005

there is 7 or 8 calories in a teaspoon of sperm :twisted:

23 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
After discovering in this thread... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/36230.html .... that I can no longer fasten the jeans I got when I was 14... a mere 19 years ago :shock: , I am now from this minute going on a diet.
So, if you see me eating chocolate, cakes, or in fact anything other than fruit and cornflakes, you are allowed to give me a hard slap.... go on, it's for my own good... I won't ban you for abusing a mod, honest :lol: :lol:
I don't have any scales so I can't track my progress, but when I can fit the jeans again I will show you all the photo

Blue
I'm happy to give you some 1-2-1 'healthy eating' (hate the word 'diet') coaching (and slapping! :shock: ) on Saturday evening. I used to be 30 stone until I discovered 'slapping'. Avoid cornflakes as they get stuck in your 'pipes' and are full of carbohydrates. Like Mrs FC said, up the protein intake confused

, down the carbs and eat the 'right' fats. Oh, and eat as much 'fruit' as you like. I do.
wink

23 Feb 2005

You're not the only one that would like to get into your jeans!! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: wink

23 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
After discovering in this thread... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/36230.html .... that I can no longer fasten the jeans I got when I was 14... a mere 19 years ago :shock: , I am now from this minute going on a diet.
So, if you see me eating chocolate, cakes, or in fact anything other than fruit and cornflakes, you are allowed to give me a hard slap.... go on, it's for my own good... I won't ban you for abusing a mod, honest :lol: :lol:
I don't have any scales so I can't track my progress, but when I can fit the jeans again I will show you all the photo

Good luck! I did a very good diet for a while, the Scarsdale Diet, you can only do it for 2 weeks at a time though, I lost a load doing that one. I started dieting in August last year and to date I've lost 3 stone. If all else fails you can count calories, I've been doing that lately and find it's great, a bit of a pain weighing stuff out all the time, but at least you get to have a little fo what you fancy now and then wink

23 Feb 2005

Thanks for the tips folks.....
Sarge you have a habit of getting into other people's clothes, do you want my jeans to hide the fact that you're still wearing Judy's knickers? lol

:lol: :lol:
I'm doing well... I haven't eaten anything since last night... OK, that's just cos I've just got up but it's progress wink

... I reckon in a couple of weeks I will be able to fasten my jeans no probs cool

8-) 8-)

23 Feb 2005

you eating Crunchy Nut Cornflakes hun ? daughter is trying to drop a jeans size too

23 Feb 2005

Blue...
you dont have to starve yourself to lose weight! Just cut out the carbs a bit i.e bread, pasta etc coz they reall give you a belly. lil_miz had bother with losing weight along time ago. She ended up losing 6 stone cause she cut her calories down to 350 a day :shock: and exercised a bit too much. Just eat in moderation. 6 small meals a day does the trick.

23 Feb 2005

Well Blue, if at 33 you are no longer the size you were at 14, I`d say things are spiralling out of control, and fast! There really is only one answer.........
LIPOSUCTION! :P
Venusxxx

23 Feb 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
you eating Crunchy Nut Cornflakes hun ? daughter is trying to drop a jeans size too

Ewwwww, not crunchy nut - ewwwwwwwwwww... just the regular variety smile

:) :)

23 Feb 2005

what about the mars bar diet its a burn and a treat ...go to the shops buy a mars bar stick mentioned mars bar up the bum and get the rottweiler outside of shop to chase you home , if that fails smoothie for breakie banana kiwi peach and mango its well nice tuna salad for lunch and jacket spud or pita bread pizzas for tea really tasty and the pounds fall off plus you get lots of energy and feel and look fabby too wink

23 Feb 2005

Quote by Mr Naughty
there is 7 or 8 calories in a teaspoon of sperm :twisted:

I was told at Weight Watchers that sperm is calorie free! lol

Thank god for that wink

23 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
After discovering in this thread... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/36230.html .... that I can no longer fasten the jeans I got when I was 14... a mere 19 years ago :shock: , I am now from this minute going on a diet.
So, if you see me eating chocolate, cakes, or in fact anything other than fruit and cornflakes, you are allowed to give me a hard slap.... go on, it's for my own good... I won't ban you for abusing a mod, honest :lol: :lol:
I don't have any scales so I can't track my progress, but when I can fit the jeans again I will show you all the photo

yer right heard it all b4 lol

23 Feb 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
there is 7 or 8 calories in a teaspoon of sperm :twisted:

I was told at Weight Watchers that sperm is calorie free! lol

Thank god for that wink

WOW - that's a pretty 'advanced' Weight Watchers :wink: