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iam working in my shop when a well dressed lady comes in after buying what she wants she stays talking for a while as time passes she turns round and says shut the door and take me in the back and fuck me so i do as she says and lock the doors and take her in the back and she goes down on my cock straight away it dosent take long before i come in her mouth so then i lift her dress up and give her oral she loves it she comes then i turn her around and slip my cock in her and start of slowly and gentle building up gettin harder we both come again and we end up kissin for a couple of mins then she goes not knowing her name or her mine just the memories
Yes well thanks for sharing that with us. Made me choke on my crumpet ....
How does one post a chatty reply I wonder...??? Make up anther one to beat yours? I will leave it to someone else I think.... rolleyes
My fantasy involves everyone being able to use punctuation.
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My fantasy involves everyone being able to use punctuation.

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
where was all the ........... and ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?????
PUBLIC APOLOGY
BikerDave, I am sorry. It is a lovely fantasy and I just had to make a funny. I am a twat. I can't help it.
Thanks Dave, that saved most of having to write that or something similar. Can you read it in one breath?
Vix - did you also get a PM???
Dave, honey, like I said in my PM to you......chill out. we're all mad xxxxxx
iam going to take it like a man.
and duncan i can nearly say it in one breath.
Well i manage to read that in one breath.........kinda feel dizzy now ,must sit down!
now then if tou was a girl. you would have thanked me . for gettin you out of breath
I just don't think the well dressed lady is going to let you mess up her clothes with bike chain il on your hands. Did you get out of your boiler suit?
a room full of english teachers :shock:
i dont own a bike shop its a pet shop
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a room full of english teachers :shock:

Another fantasy of yours?
Nah! That'd be a nightmare.
A pet shop huh....you must get lots of women come in for a pet!!! :twisted: :twisted:
from teachers to fuckin comedians. lol
A feisty, go getter Hills Science Diet rep.
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A feisty, go getter Hills Science Diet rep.

That your fantasy then?
I will opt for a shaggy dog who wants to test me on my sausage eating.x
Sure why not. But I don't think I could do pet shops.
Quote by duncanlondon
I don't think I could do pet shops.

do what to them love??
You are a man of many words. wink
So where would you do sex then...in this rep fantasy?
Same here. Them parrots talk you know..........
Rick.
Oh that's not been said to me for a while, how many words am I many of?
Quote by duncanlondon
Oh that's not been said to me for a while, how many words am I many of?

You're probably one word short of a sentence mate lol wink
Quote by Vix
My fantasy involves everyone being able to use punctuation.

No that is total fantasy, Vix!
This thread seems to have been hijacked!!
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Are you trying to say something?

ello. wave
That do?
Hijack? No. We are talking pet shop boys and sausages. How much more of a fantasy can we get without falling off our dictionaries???
lol
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PUBLIC APOLOGY
BikerDave, I am sorry. It is a lovely fantasy and I just had to make a funny. I am a twat. I can't help it.

Bloody hell Vix - marriage has softened you ain't it!!! :shock: wink