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Quote by Dawnie
I have
1) 1 Goldfish
2) 3 used t-bags
3) My Boots card with about £6 on
4) A few chocolate Hobnobs
:giggle:

That's bluddy cheating that is :shock:
I have a pair of Steve's unwashed socks
One half eaten packet of cheese and onion crisps
A piece of chewing gum... I have only chewed it for about 5 minutes... It still has lots of taste in it...
Oh and some oven roasted garlic cloves in olive oil :smug:
They are Homer Simpson one's Varca.... Only the best in this house you know :smug:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You lot are totally crackers....... I feel quite at home :grin: :grin:
How can 36 refuse now!!
xanaisx
Err - what's going on here! :shock: Have any of you seen what fishnets look like on hairy legs?! :shock:
I'm now sooo tempted rolleyes
Although I will have the hobnobs and the glass of vino smile - and I'm not sharing them with you HP! evil
Time to declare myself as 36`s official pimp! All payments over here please...............and where`s that lady with the hobnobs, I was particularly interested in THAT bid!
36 is going to try and hide these fishnets under the surgeon trousers.....and he`s concerned that somebody might keep pulling them down :shock:
Now who on earth would do that?
36- Your hardly ever around anymore, we miss you lol x
Quote by 36openminded
Err - what's going on here! :shock: Have any of you seen what fishnets look like on hairy legs?! :shock:

36 don't worry about the hairy legs, we will wax them for you, won't we girls :twisted:
I always get pre-munch nerves....I day I stop getting them is the day I have to walk away.
I'm glad you enjoyed it 36....I may get to meet you myself one day....lol (You may regret it too :lol: )
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Err - what's going on here! :shock: Have any of you seen what fishnets look like on hairy legs?! :shock:

36 don't worry about the hairy legs, we will wax them for you, won't we girls :twisted:cruel, but count me in :twisted:
Quote by Warmer
Err - what's going on here! :shock: Have any of you seen what fishnets look like on hairy legs?! :shock:

36 don't worry about the hairy legs, we will wax them for you, won't we girls :twisted:cruel, but count me in :twisted:
Run 36...I'll distract 'em! lol
resistance is futile when there are women on a mission wink
Quote by Warmer
resistance is futile when there are women on a mission wink

Have you read the second line of my sig...? lol
I think I can manage :giggle:
arse ever?
means nothing to me :giggle:
Quote by Warmer
arse ever?
means nothing to me :giggle:

rolleyes
Women with literal minds....lol
:giggle:
Quote by Dlep
Run 36...I'll distract 'em! lol

Right girls, we have another victim, I mean volunteer :twisted:
36, it looks like Dlep is joining you in the waxing and fishnet parade :lol:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Run 36...I'll distract 'em! lol

Right girls, we have another victim, I mean volunteer :twisted:
36, it looks like Dlep is joining you in the waxing and fishnet parade :lol:
Are you particularly hairy, guys? Might be best if you trim first. bagsy me with the clippers :twisted:
Oh - waxing - well in that case I'm signed up. :twisted:
It's so painful - but such a laugh too :shock: bolt
Quote by Cherrytree
Run 36...I'll distract 'em! lol

Right girls, we have another victim, I mean volunteer :twisted:
36, it looks like Dlep is joining you in the waxing and fishnet parade :lol:
Are you particularly hairy, guys? Might be best if you trim first. bagsy me with the clippers :twisted:
Firstly - I've been threatened with this soooooooo many times..... *yawn*
Secondly, you have to catch me first.....:giggle:
bolt
first off all slapped hand 36 you only had to ask I had 4 couples standing by to hand hold, but no one wanted them. next time ask please, we would sooner see you settle in and feel comfortable, especially your first munch.
glad you enjoyed it though biggrin
as for the waxing bazza has a fluffy area can you see to that for me :twisted: :shock:
I'm gutted that Angelica and I missed NW. One reason was missing a whole load of people I hadn't met before.
It would've been great to meet you two. You both come across well on the forum so I shouldn't worry about a bit of nervousness on the night. We've all been there and sometimes still do.
Just been looking at me badges (I collect 'em - sad isn't it?). I've got two with me avatar on and I think it is a bit small to really pick up quickly even though I will scan down a thread by avatar to read certain people's contributions on occasions. The other thing is it must be quite an effort to get them on the badge and that isn't really fair on those doing it voluntarily.
One plea from a long sighted muncher who's too vain to walk around with his reading glasses on would be to have the name bold and clear - the last Notts ones were good.
Next request is to have ones that you can fix to yer forehead so that you can say 'Hello - nice to see you again!' without getting on yer knees to see who they are (unless she's got big tits of course in which case the forehead is a definite No-No) wink
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now thats lazy tune it part of the fun peering at someones cleavage to read the name,
saying "i forgot my glasses" wink
Quote by Vicky_uk
now thats lazy tune it part of the fun peering at someones cleavage to read the name,
saying "i forgot my glasses" wink

You've obviously clocked my technique then redface .
By the way for those of you who are interested - Angelica is recovering but still isn't driving (I'm bleedin' knackered!).
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Quote by westerross
Just been looking at me badges (I collect 'em - sad isn't it?).

Nooooo ya not, I have all mine in a little box.. smile
Quote by westerross
One plea from a long sighted muncher who's too vain to walk around with his reading glasses on would be to have the name bold and clear - the last Notts ones were good.
Next request is to have ones that you can fix to yer forehead so that you can say 'Hello - nice to see you again!' without getting on yer knees to see who they are (unless she's got big tits of course in which case the forehead is a definite No-No) wink

I always stick my badge on my the bottom of the top Im wearing, waist height... all those poor people who bend down to see what my name is confused
xanaisx
i saw an 8ft 7 tall fem but she wasnt offending anyone lol
Quote by markandnicky
We have never attened a munch to date and we aint sure that we will be putting our names down for one in the future.
markandnicky

Well, as many other people are willing to put their names down and have attended many munches, and have had a really good time at munches, Im sure that you two deciding not come, wont be a hardship for the site.
However, if people knew how to behave in public and actually conducted themselves as the adults they proclaim to be, then there wouldn't be any problem at all. wink
Oii
Don't be so rude to NWC.
Quote by markandnicky
If you cant say nothing constructive or useful keep your snotty comeback to yourself
THANKS

No need to thank me, biggrin I just see the posts which interest me and then say things as I see them.
As for the 'snoty' reply, as you call it, I am just saying that by two members of the site saying they wont be coming to a munch is not an hardship, ther are another 676,000+ who do want to come.
If you dont thing they are your sort of thing, then fair enough, dont go to one. Not everyone likes munches, it is a personal choice. You have stated your choice is not to come to them.
I was simply wondering why you felt you had to hijack someones post and pass judgement on something that you have never witnessed?
Quote by markandnicky
Oii
Don't be so rude to NWC.

Respect and politeness works both ways sarah.
I posted and they come and reply with a poorly edited reply.
selective reading???????????????
But IMO it does make me wonder why you are posting in this thread. As IMO you have no interest in munches.
Quote by markandnicky
Oii
Don't be so rude to NWC.

Respect and politeness works both ways sarah.
I posted and they come and reply with a poorly edited reply.
selective reading???????????????
Markandnicky, there is nothing wrong with my eyesight, my editing or my reply. I am perfectly able to read and I replied to the part of your post I felt was relevant.
As for respect and politness, I fully agree with you, and especially the part about it working both ways. There is never an excuse for rudeness from anyone.