they all look over and sure enough there is a fella that looks just like jesus.
so the scotsman goes over orders 3 pints and says do you mind if i ask, are you jesus - yes i am says the man good god says the scotsman have a pint on me, thank you very much says jesus.
the scotsman goes back and tells the other 2 it really is jesus.
not believing him the englishman goes to the bar orders 3 pints and says to the man you look just like jesus, the man says thats cos i am. wow have a pint on me says the englishman, your so kind says jesus.
the englishman goes back and says it really is jesus.
not believing this the welshman goes to the bar, orders 3 pints and says would you like a pint jesus, jesus says thanks very much astounded the welsman returned to his 2 mates.
some time later on when leaving the bar the 3 approach jesus and say what a pleasure it was to meet him.
he holds the englishman by the wrists and says bless you my son. the englishman says unbelievable, i have had arthritis in my wrists for 30 years and now the pain has gone.
then jesus puts his arms around the scotsman and says bless you my son. astounded the scotsman says for 20 years i have had back pain and now i am cured.
jesus approaches the welshman when the welshman reels away - you can fuck right off he says, i have been on benefits for 30 years and i am not working for anyone.......
i know it is long but gave me a chuckle when i heard it, and b4 anyone accuses me of being racist i am welsh
