My Keyboard

7 Feb 2005

Is feked, the see(c) key will not work without bashing it very hard.
Also the space bar needs to be beatten to death to get it to work.
It is quite difficult to write a scentence with out using any of the above keys.
Oh woe is me.

7 Feb 2005

What an astrophe oh rap my unts done the same bolloks :cry:

7 Feb 2005

Have ya vac'd it lately (the keyboard, hun)?
Have ya cum too much on it? (Any amount of fluid in yer keyboard is "too much", BTW)

7 Feb 2005

Quote by Re-Lapse
Is feked, the see(c) key will not work without bashing it very hard.
Also the space bar needs to be beatten to death to get it to work.
It is quite difficult to write a scentence with out using any of the above keys.
Oh woe is me.

And yet it popped one in just where you didn't need it. lol

7 Feb 2005

iam glad its not just me having keybord is a right unt lol

7 Feb 2005

Caught out by the infamouse Freklebird.
OOOOO
Slap my bum.

7 Feb 2005

I've been trying ever so hard not to do it though, let me do it just for today pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
Bev
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(infamous?) bugga confused

7 Feb 2005

Youve been aught out Roi me old hum you ant pull the wool over freklebirds eyes an you lol

7 Feb 2005

ooo behave Warwick that's bloody hard to read :shock:
Bev
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7 Feb 2005

7 Feb 2005

Freklebird
NO

7 Feb 2005

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

7 Feb 2005

Now listen you ant stop me lowning about just beause you find it onfusing to read now an you lol

ome on its good lean fun :lol:

7 Feb 2005

OK but I just can't look, the thread will drive me nuts ffs :lol:
Bev
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7 Feb 2005

Right it's not a typo or a faulty keyboard but this is the title of an email I just received - it definitely qualifies to be in this thread :shock:
existence pico lincoln joining faithfully...
WTF does that mean?
Bev
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7 Feb 2005

Its a fair op Bev
I may reeive some omplaints I rekon :shock:

7 Feb 2005

Shit I'm worried now, I knew what that said confused

Bev
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7 Feb 2005

was the email from jameso2 confused

:
hijak over

7 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
was the email from jameso2 :
hijak over

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

7 Feb 2005

It's no good rying,.
You should have left the spell heking to Myra.
See where this psyhopathic behavior has got you now.
Now we need something or someone to heer you up.

7 Feb 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
PMSL aint half glad that I have a new keyboard now!
was A L P U Z . missing on my old one

7 Feb 2005

Dont you just love omputers
Tehnology ant beat it wink

7 Feb 2005

Your wrong there waraik.
I just beat mine with a big adjustable spanner.
Now I will have to borrow another one from someone elses mahine.

7 Feb 2005

I just found this on ebay:

They've even spelled grammar incorrectly in the item description mad

You have to know that lots of the sellers on this particular bit of ebay are/were teachers confused

Bev
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7 Feb 2005

There is no need for you to buy this book, you seem to do ok without it.
I just might put a bid in for it.

7 Feb 2005

You just wrote a whole sentence without using the letter 'c'.
Bet you can't do that every time - it would certainly save you having to bash the keyboard lol

Bev
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7 Feb 2005

c<~~~~~~~~~~~ Just to make ya jealous

7 Feb 2005

It took ages to find the right words to wright, to complete a sentence with no c in it.
Failed this time though. biggrin

7 Feb 2005

Quote by Re-Lapse
It's no good rying,.
You should have left the spell heking to Myra.
See where this psyhopathic behavior has got you now.
Now we need something or someone to heer you up.

Failed here too!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

7 Feb 2005

Sarge, it's all his c's that are missing, unless he hits the keyboard hard enough lol

Bev
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