On my knickers (yes, I do own one or two pairs) there is a tag that says "Keep Away From Fire"
This reinforces my conviction to wear the offending items as infrequently as possible. Afterall, I am all for fire safety.
SAFTY FIRST - KNICKERS SECOND
That's my motto.
* scuttles away before Jags kicks her for pointless post *
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My knickers are on fire !!!
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
SAFTY FIRST - KNICKERS SECOND
That's my motto.
Prove it!!
PM button down there
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
On my knickers (yes, I do own one or two pairs) there is a tag that says "Keep Away From Fire"
This reinforces my conviction to wear the offending items as infrequently as possible. Afterall, I am all for fire safety.
SAFTY FIRST - KNICKERS SECOND
That's my motto.
* scuttles away before Jags kicks her for pointless post *
I would keep them away from me aswell if I was you :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
gosh I thought you were gonna tell us about an amazing shag you had.....
was gonna take down the details for future reference :doh:
No need - you are next on my list! :grin:
* Wonders what she must do to climb back on the Kiss list. *
Burn yer knickers and then there's no question whether ya gonna wear 'em or not.
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Burn yer knickers and then there's no question whether ya gonna wear 'em or not.
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Or just decide not to wear any when you go out
Sex God
always wash your hands after handling chillies is my advice
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Burn yer knickers and then there's no question whether ya gonna wear 'em or not.
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Or just decide not to wear any when you go out
And then get someone to take yer boots off while you 'recline' on the sofa? Yeah, I've seen that trick before!!
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Burn yer knickers and then there's no question whether ya gonna wear 'em or not.
.
Or just decide not to wear any when you go out
And then get someone to take yer boots off while you 'recline' on the sofa? Yeah, I've seen that trick before!!
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I wouldn't do that, ever
Sex God
Quote by marriedbifemcpl
gosh I thought you were gonna tell us about an amazing shag you had.....
was gonna take down the details for future reference :doh:
LOL I'll admit to thinking that too!!
Rude girls! :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Burn yer knickers and then there's no question whether ya gonna wear 'em or not.
.
Or just decide not to wear any when you go out
And then get someone to take yer boots off while you 'recline' on the sofa? Yeah, I've seen that trick before!!
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I wouldn't do that, ever
No, I s'pose not. You wouldn't ask 'em if they'd noticed the absence of either, would you?
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
No, I s'pose not. You wouldn't ask 'em if they'd noticed the absence of either, would you?
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Oooooooo no !
Quote by Abilene
On my knickers (yes, I do own one or two pairs) there is a tag that says "Keep Away From Fire"
This reinforces my conviction to wear the offending items as infrequently as possible. Afterall, I am all for fire safety.
SAFTY FIRST - KNICKERS SECOND
That's my motto.
* scuttles away before Jags kicks her for pointless post *
or you could throw caution to the wind and wear none! feels verrrrrry nice now and then
Quote by Abilene
On my knickers (yes, I do own one or two pairs) there is a tag that says "Keep Away From Fire"
This reinforces my conviction to wear the offending items as infrequently as possible. Afterall, I am all for fire safety.
SAFTY FIRST - KNICKERS SECOND
That's my motto.
* scuttles away before Jags kicks her for pointless post *
Why would you want to keep your knickers away from the lovely Fire
Quote by GnV
On my knickers (yes, I do own one or two pairs) there is a tag that says "Keep Away From Fire"
This reinforces my conviction to wear the offending items as infrequently as possible. Afterall, I am all for fire safety.
SAFTY FIRST - KNICKERS SECOND
That's my motto.
* scuttles away before Jags kicks her for pointless post *
Why would you want to keep your knickers away from the lovely Fire
Well, we've done the shirt swapping so maybe knicker swapping is next on the agenda
Quote by Sassy-Seren
On my knickers (yes, I do own one or two pairs) there is a tag that says "Keep Away From Fire"
This reinforces my conviction to wear the offending items as infrequently as possible. Afterall, I am all for fire safety.
SAFTY FIRST - KNICKERS SECOND
That's my motto.
* scuttles away before Jags kicks her for pointless post *
Why would you want to keep your knickers away from the lovely Fire
Well, we've done the shirt swapping so maybe knicker swapping is next on the agenda
slurrrpz! :twisted: 