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My meet with Davej ...and the unexpected!

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There he was peeps standing there in front of me the wonderful DaveJ my heart skipped a beat........... I no that this was are 4 meet but some how this 0ne I new was going to be special
We chatted there in the lounge noing full well that this was just a social meet!.
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Then out came the words” Debs come into my hotel room!.”...........OMG :eeek: I thought noooo behave Debs this is just a social....... I quickly carm my hopes down enter the room but :eeek: where do I sit I thought........... surly not on the bed!.. :shock: ..... the words spin in my head ...DEBBS this is a social............ but there he is sitting on this big double bed.... the lights dimed! to a soft glow ....suddenly a breeze from the slightly opened window brushes softly pass me carry the the sent of Dave J after shave!......my body starts to trenble ......... I Quickly pull my self together and sit beside him on the bed ....we chat ..........and before I new it we were both stretched out on the bed .........looking in each other eyes :inlove: .......i pinch me self and think is this really happening!?......... I let out a ouch!!.......... Dave quickly respons......... are you or right Debs ?.......... Oo yes Dave fine babes! Just me arthritis playing up! biggrin ......... He smiles and I capture the sweet smelling breath of mint from the chewing gum that Dave is chewing! (My favourite by the way) then I quickly think OMGI must brush me teeth! What must he think :doh: . I must smell of a old ash try!..........i dash off the bed and get my tooth brush a passt out my bag .........and shouts to Dave “just going to the loo babes!”...........i brush franticly at my teeth........ after cupper my hands and breathing into them to make sure I smell nice .............i walk back in to the bed room feeling confident ...........
At this time its getting late as I didn’t arrive till pm......... have to leave a 3 am Dave I said..............his mouth opened......... yes I thought he is going to say those words You no peeps DEBS I WANT YOU!............my heart pounds in my chest( well it wouldn’t be any where else would it !) then came the words.........” Debs off to have shower!”..........i sink .....”Ok Dave” .i here the rustle of his cloths being taken off!............ the shower being switched on......... my thoughts start to get the better of me and I imagine him there naked !! soaping him self all over!. :twisted: ...THEN i shack!!!........ what if he walks out naked !. :eeek: .... what am I going to do or say!. dunno .......... my mind goes off in to a spin again .............. the running water of the shower suddenly switches off and all goes silent ........o no I cannot here any clothes going back on!....... I am in a panic!........
I here his foot steps.......... I dare not look. ......... a pretend to be looking at the tv ....... .he get onto the bed lays next to me .......Dare I look........ you bet I did :twisted: !........ there he was half naked lying there in his boxers!......... thank god I thought there where not y fronts!. :doh: ..........his mouth opens again still getting the sweet smell of the chewing gum he had been chewing!.............i wait yet again........ is he going to say those words.... .i hold my breath ........Debs don’t tell any one I am a fat basterd will you!...........ooo of course not Dave rolleyes you not one any way you plonker! :D
Well I am getting alittle hot by this time so I make the excuse .........Dave do you mind if I slip some cloths off ................. Of course not Debs feel free!.....i slid out of my skirt and tops reviling my hold ups with red seams running along the back and red tops........ my matching thong and bra!...will he notice I thought !...........naaaa its just a social .... we start to chat again now feeling rather relaxed and warm..... I thought what the heck....... so I took me bra off!..............we laugh together with the thought of if any of you lot could see us! Here to nutters lying next to one another half undressed on a big double bed just chatting!
Or so we thought untill the unexpected HAPPENED!!
:eeek:
Now shell I let Dave tell you the rest or shell I continue?
Ok so there we where half naked on the bed......... now getting a little cold ........we sliped under the sheets......... I say to Dave...” oooo what am I going to do Dave” (as I am having a few probs at mo.)....Dave says come here and puts his body next to mine and we embrace! :inlove: ............The warm touch of his skin next to mine sends my head spinning he softly brushes his hand over my breasts! :twisted: ........ I slip into the bliss! We kiss!... ....i gentley rest my head against his chest ......... I here his heart beat getting faster and faster....... then the covers of the bed get pulled down as we are now very hot with passion......... and there it is peeps the tent! OMG how can I resist....... I lower my hands feeling the hard throb of is ( well you no !. :roll: ).......... gently the boxers get taken off....... I lower my head...... and my mouth finds it way!...............i softly tease and lick and slowly suck. awaiting those words that I have longed to here!
Its happening he grabs me pulls me away and he screams!.......DEBS NOOOO I HAVENT EATEN ANY PINEAPPLEY!
Talk about killing the moment mad
Dave your as nutty as a box of frogs ........ but I lov ya! passionkiss
Oo and if any one wants to no what happened after that .......well I will leave it for Dave to tell ya ! wink
So tell me peeps have you every been in a situation and the unexpected happened?
the most unexpected thing i have ever had is.................
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..................hearing that two of the lovliest yet nuttiest people i know have got it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
kiss :kiss:
Quote by Debbiewebs
then came the words.........” Debs off to have shower!”..........i sink .....”Ok Dave” .i here the rustle of his cloths being taken off!............ the shower being switched on......... my thoughts start to get the better of me and I imagine him there naked !! soaping him self all over!. :twisted: ...THEN i shack!!!........ what if he walks out naked !. :eeek: .... what am I going to do or say!. dunno .......... my mind goes off in to a spin again .............. the running water of the shower suddenly switches off and all goes silent

Debs!! Did you time how long he was in the shower??
Did he beat my Olympic Showering Record????? confused :? :? :? lol :lol:
Debs, was it all a dream.......... if you see Bobby Ewing coming out of the shower, you know it was :giggle:
Omg
What is going on
Debs my office now please
lol :lol: :P
Oooh. :shock: ..eeerm...fuck...eeermm...yes innocent well redface See its like this, sometimes the funniest things flash through my mind and all thats flashing through me mind was ...pineapple :shock: blame it onto this lot cos thats where I read about how eating pineapple makes things taste a bit sweeter and I'm thinking...davej all you've had to eat this week is mostly blackjacks and pork pies rolleyes and thats just not on.
rotflmao
Quote by Sgt Bilko
then came the words.........” Debs off to have shower!”..........i sink .....”Ok Dave” .i here the rustle of his cloths being taken off!............ the shower being switched on......... my thoughts start to get the better of me and I imagine him there naked !! soaping him self all over!. :twisted: ...THEN i shack!!!........ what if he walks out naked !. :eeek: .... what am I going to do or say!. dunno .......... my mind goes off in to a spin again .............. the running water of the shower suddenly switches off and all goes silent

Debs!! Did you time how long he was in the shower??
Did he beat my Olympic Showering Record????? confused :? :? :? lol :lol:

Thats the bit she didn't see, I was in there ages cos I'm screaming at a part of my body through gritted teeth....get up you lazy bastard!...get up! and soaping like fury!
debs has just phoned me and asked me to pass on a message:
she has nipped off to get some pineapple in a lorry... will be back later!
Grants a new definition to social events. Next time I'll remember to put the pineapple on a stick out so there's no excuses.
Hey Debs - I don't wear y-fronts!! wink
:shock: confused :cry: :cry: :cry: redface
awwwwwwwwww, c'mere you two passionkiss :inlove:
Davej, this is for you :kick: yealous? who me? lol
rotflmao
debbie never change your a star :twisted:
Quote by Debbiewebs
..... I lower my hands feeling the hard throb of is ( well you no !. rolleyes )..........

tra la la la la innocent
:happy: :happy:
Quote by davej
..... I lower my hands feeling the hard throb of is ( well you no !. rolleyes )..........

tra la la la la innocent
Is that The Banana Splits you're whistling?? confused :? :?
Quote by Debbiewebs
thank god I thought there where not y fronts!.

Whats wrong with Y-fronts confused: I sadly dont own any but fell in love with a white and orange pair I saw at a retro/original 70's store in London earlier in year but they were sadly only in small size (I need a big size wink )
<<<Whizzes off to E-bay to try and find some original 70's brown and orange Y-fronts ready for next striding around semi-naked opportunity
Regards
Harry Jones
Quote by Sgt Bilko
..... I lower my hands feeling the hard throb of is ( well you no !. rolleyes )..........

tra la la la la innocent
Is that The Banana Splits you're whistling?? confused :? :?
Now dont you be spoiling my moment!...dya see them words do you!..hard throb..thems the words that were used, hard throb :happy: none of ya basic stiffy stuff here matey, ohh nooo, throbbing is the way it is described, now thats proper sex muffin stuff that is. I'm gonna be in 'lets meet up later' and post me a 'meet' post...bloody P.M's coming outa my ears I reckon......ooohh where's the boss when you need him?..someone get round his house and wake the lazy git up, theres a bit of admin work to do, he can bloody well kick that user name out and change me from boring old 'davej' into 'The Throb' :happy:
Quote by Debbiewebs
.i gentley rest my head against his chest ......... I here his heart beat getting faster and faster....... then the covers of the bed get pulled down as we are now very hot with passion......... and there it is peeps the tent! OMG how can I resist....... I lower my hands feeling the hard throb of is ( well you no !. rolleyes ).......... gently the boxers get taken off....... I lower my head...... and my mouth finds it way!...............i softly tease and lick and slowly suck. awaiting those words that I have longed to here!

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"Cadbury's Creme Eggs - How do you eat yours?? "
Quote by davej
[change me from boring old 'davej' into 'The Throb' :happy:

Or pinapple man biggrin
I have just found you a new avtar Dave

rotflmao :rotflmao:
See you soon babes passionkiss
ok so now you've got me worried.... redface
I'll bring my own fruit juice next time biggrin
ps when you said you were going to tell me about the pineapple my initial thought was 'what all of it' redface
Hmmm I think Debbie has got it bad for DaveJ....
Debbie and Dave sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G... la la la
God how chidlish of me... good on ya girl
Quote by richard1955
ok so now you've got me worried.... redface
I'll bring my own fruit juice next time biggrin

Honestly you men crack me up. rotflmao .............. i mean if you give us oral do us women bloody care what its going to taste like!
Not on ya Nelly! :twisted: :twisted:
And mens sperm doesn't taste of anything!........... so shut ya moaning up smackbottom ..or is it that because i smoke that me taste buds have been knacked over the years ..........and really it does taste of what you have eaten that day! dunno
Debs writes notes :notes: never give up smoking!
Hmmm I think Debbie has got it bad for DaveJ....
Debbie and Dave sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G... la la la
God how chidlish of me... good on ya girl

Do you mean a pineapple tree :D