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Make him remove it Jags, he is so embarrassing.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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Errrmmmm. Is that good or bad? dunno
I THINK that means I am in trouble....
Just a sneaky suspicion though....
dunno why....
GULP!
Fred (off to change his avatar!)
BAD - he egged me on the other night when I was having my temper tantrum and removing every single posting from an idiot...and NOW he's the idiot.
Tell him NO pate, or I will make it out of his plastic dildo.
Luckily I've got Will, Kate and Carpathanian to keep me warm and soothed.

OOPS - Jags should not have posted before I did!!!!
Sorry Hun not meant for you !!
Love
Wilma
xxxxx
Fred, you can't change it yet!! Not until Sappho has seen it anyway.
You now have a choice. Be in trouble with Jags, or be in trouble with Sappho.
Up to you mate!! dunno
I know which I would choose though!! redface
I am in the doo doo no matter what I do now!!!!
Especially when they will both be in the same room with me soon........
*sigh*
I've done it again havn't I?
Fred
(In for a penny - in for a pound - will change it back until Sappho has had a gawp at it!)
oh babes l like the post where ur holding something that l love holding, licking, sucking and biting .......... love ya loads wink
IF it's meant to be gone WTF is it still there???????
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhh
He is SO going to regret this next week....Goes off to sharpen the leather strap lol
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Luckily I've got Will, Kate and Carpathian to keep me warm and soothed.

I'm also here to feed your iPod too, don't forget that - if the contents of that give you a smile on your face then I see it as a fine task to partake in. Pleasure comes in many forms, Jags.
I don't mention the warming or soothing as I take those as a given from me as and when you call.....
Carpathian
Will MADE me do it! :shock: :shock:
Seems you cant keep a good cock down! wink :wink: :wink:
Now bring on the guys with 10" - Pah! - small boys I call em! :twisted: :twisted:
Fred
:shock:
Um... yes, I can say I've seen it. What a schlong! Isn't it amazing what you can do with prosthetics?
Freddie, my angel - any chance we can have the naked you back? Pretty please? Much batting of eyelashes in Fred's direction
Love Sappho xxx
She was so startled (or is that revolted!) by Fred's new avatar that she didn't even mention mine! sad
I shall go and sulk now. :cry:
Fred has an 'eye-catching' avatar (politest thing I could think of), blissed is getting all poetic in another thread (and making far too good a job of it for my liking!!). It's all going pear shaped now.
Time to go and check the GFZ methinks. :beer:
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While we are on the subject of avatars - what do you think of this one then?
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Many thanks to Bassdude for sending me this. Unfortunately, getting it small enough to upload has made it a bit blurry - unless there is anyone out there who thinks that they may be able to get it small AND clear.
Let me know.
God, I love this site. :happy:

LOVE your Mr Happy pic... when do the other guys get home????
x xx
redface Oh bugger.
Will, my own, my darling - can you forgive me? Ever? I grovel in mortification!
I adore your industrious Bard, I really do. Isn't Bassdude a star for finding it?
I'm so sorry I didn't remark upon it immediately, but I was somewhat blinded by Fred's. It is the stuff of nightmares after all!
Sappho xxx
Carpathian wrote@
I'm also here to feed your iPod too, don't forget that - if the contents of that give you a smile on your face then I see it as a fine task to partake in. Pleasure comes in many forms, Jags.

Feeding the every hungry iPod is another delightful task - I visited a colleague who is off work and he lumbered me with 4 CDs from a 'group' called Alfie - they were playing here on Tuesday and are meant to be great? He's only 29 and so his idea of great and mine only meet infrequently. I HATE Coldplay (driech) and he HATES Nithin Sawhney... we have to compromise on Undertones!
Off to feed th iPod now.. any more suggestions, all welcome!
x xx
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redface Oh bugger.
Will, my own, my darling - can you forgive me? Ever? I grovel in mortification!
Errrrmmmmm.......
Welllll............
* Attempts stern glare, which he never really pulls off convincingly *
We will see.........
* Tries to play hard to get, for at least a while*
errrmmm...
Oh sod it!!! Of course you are forgiven! passionkiss
Mind you, extended sexual favours will be required as penance!! :twisted:
Would the leather boots and lace thong and a bottle of champagne go any way towards assuaging your chagrin and ire?
Then again, you could go on being stern and masterful... :love:
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Would the leather boots and lace thong and a bottle of champagne go any way towards assuaging your chagrin and ire?
Then again, you could go on being stern and masterful... :love:

:shock: whimper, drool, swoon redface
(and that's post number 500 for those who are counting! :happysmile
Quote by willxx69
While we are on the subject of avatars - what do you think of this one then?
<----------
Many thanks to Bassdude for sending me this. Unfortunately, getting it small enough to upload has made it a bit blurry - unless there is anyone out there who thinks that they may be able to get it small AND clear.
Let me know.
God, I love this site. :happy:

My pleasure Will, hope you enjoy....
Now, if anyone can find a suitable musician one for me I'd be delighted...
8)